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4 - Everybody walk the dinosaur? ieder
tifo - Aliens fie Allens' s
Enough with this site!
5 - Sometimes the greatest evil Gan be unleashed with the best intentions True
Mi - ts it sad thatt thought it was ? Hes been gone. -. why is this so ******* cute
2 - t guess you eould say he "Apalled" him ... Just add sugar.
4 - "burdensome bucket rolled a random image posted in ocmment #. -. Coincidences?
ftl - "Pornography is just a creative way of expressing yoursel... Possibly a Bad Sign
when We know achin
5 - Useful? Kenneth' s The Best
This post.... Sony at 2013
tet - Jack deserves better than Mily Cyrus Simpsons did it 2
Her Majesty
4 - that man Puns, lots of puns
54 - We nut obeese taake ? (2 new replies) Little word puzzle
23 - ms paint skills off the charts Ell]?
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MI - And if shes REA LLY angry. . . .. give her the D Smart Ad
Best greentext story ever.
Trash Metal
burdensome bucket rolled a random image posted in ocmment #. -. Weird Websites...
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5 - Then how are you supposed to plan your time during the exam? ... (1 new reply) lei
29 - He' s Climbing in yo windows, ******** yo people up! (1 new reply) Well **** ..-
Why?" "Cause it was dirty" Vacuuming a duck
Mi - MM title Jihad it coming
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23 - They spend so much time trying to pick it up they starve to death? The Coin Prank! lei
ffa - Rush up there with a fire extinguisher and yell We OK ... (untitled)
tta - Whatever they are... you a ****** wearing them on in Das let true
W - ...And then a German shot him Death in the family
5 - .... Wheres the pee jar? (1 new reply) My GTA V plans,
That face... and that description... you sir, are a genius WOW
15 - "Calm down, lets not start a fight about it" **** white people say
I haven' t tailed.
just 10, 000 ' iall' ti,
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#51 - kingofgodss (09/12/2013) [-]
**kingofgodss rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Gotta Catch Them All... ** biggest failure in the world
**kingofgodss rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Gotta Catch Them All... ** biggest failure in the world
#48 - felixjarl (09/12/2013) [-]
If nothing fails. Reaction pictures. It got me to the top.
#55 to #48 - lordpancake (09/12/2013) [-]
It's that simple? Well, 						****					. Good on you, sir.
It's that simple? Well, **** . Good on you, sir.
#56 to #55 - felixjarl (09/12/2013) [-]
Well you do require a 						*******					 big reaction folder if you want to go with it. Kinda sad when i say it right out but i am afraid that is how the system works.
Well you do require a ******* big reaction folder if you want to go with it. Kinda sad when i say it right out but i am afraid that is how the system works.
#57 to #56 - lordpancake (09/12/2013) [-]
I need a larger folder. I don't have something for this conversation, at all. But I've got a few good ones that get me there every once in awhile.
I need a larger folder. I don't have something for this conversation, at all. But I've got a few good ones that get me there every once in awhile.
#58 to #57 - felixjarl (09/12/2013) [-]
No reactions for the conversation? that means random gif time. But how big. Both in files and bytes.
No reactions for the conversation? that means random gif time. But how big. Both in files and bytes.
#59 to #58 - lordpancake (09/12/2013) [-]
I've probably around 120(I'm bad at guessing numbers.) files, and 77.09mb in size. I have a lot of gifs though, but they're all focused around either the most random of things or allow me to express my love of random strangers. And then theres this gif which I dont even know why I have it.
I've probably around 120(I'm bad at guessing numbers.) files, and 77.09mb in size. I have a lot of gifs though, but they're all focused around either the most random of things or allow me to express my love of random strangers. And then theres this gif which I dont even know why I have it.
#60 to #59 - felixjarl (09/12/2013) [-]
Right click on the picture folder(or the place where you have your folder) should pop up instantly.   
   
Mine is 5,5k files and 1,56gb. As far i know i am at top 10 with biggest folders on this site.   
   
Also you just melted my heart with that gif.
Right click on the picture folder(or the place where you have your folder) should pop up instantly.

Mine is 5,5k files and 1,56gb. As far i know i am at top 10 with biggest folders on this site.

Also you just melted my heart with that gif.
#61 to #60 - lordpancake (09/12/2013) [-]
I'm down there with the lowly peons. 320 files and 77.1mb (I was close to mbs at least? ?)
I'm down there with the lowly peons. 320 files and 77.1mb (I was close to mbs at least? ?)
#62 to #61 - felixjarl (09/12/2013) [-]
Well that makes quite low down at the penis size order yes.
Well that makes quite low down at the penis size order yes.
#63 to #62 - lordpancake (09/12/2013) [-]
'tis a sad day for Pancake.
#66 to #63 - felixjarl (09/12/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.
Indeed it is.
User avatar #45 - thedarkestrogue ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
The secret to comment thumbs is simple.
Be funny.
#44 - darthacerbus (09/12/2013) [-]
Too many text posts, not enough pictures.   
   
Pictures are the draw unless the text post is REALLY funny.
Too many text posts, not enough pictures.

Pictures are the draw unless the text post is REALLY funny.
#32 - infinitereaper (09/12/2013) [-]
It's really not that hard.    
Just be yourself, say what you want, and move on.    
Of course you'll get gang raped by red thumbs every now and then but that's all apart of the FJ thumb cycle.    
   
Comments are fresher uploads are also often more appreciated.    
I'm only #38 on comments but this account is just shy of a year old.   
   
Stop making lame jokes and just be funny, act on impulse, go crazy, this is the internet! Write a poem about the beauty of lasagna if that's what suits you. Go crazy. Drink some tea, think of something clever, burn down a post office.
It's really not that hard.
Just be yourself, say what you want, and move on.
Of course you'll get gang raped by red thumbs every now and then but that's all apart of the FJ thumb cycle.

Comments are fresher uploads are also often more appreciated.
I'm only #38 on comments but this account is just shy of a year old.

Stop making lame jokes and just be funny, act on impulse, go crazy, this is the internet! Write a poem about the beauty of lasagna if that's what suits you. Go crazy. Drink some tea, think of something clever, burn down a post office.
User avatar #25 - holywarstpd (09/12/2013) [-]
My theory is that you posted these comments, then deleted them immediately after.
If I'm right, suck it.
If I'm wrong, eat me.
User avatar #30 to #25 - I Am Monkey (09/12/2013) [-]
Is there an option where I don't ingest you?
User avatar #70 to #30 - holywarstpd (09/12/2013) [-]
You either eat me, or give me $4.37.
User avatar #50 to #30 - lexausaurusrex (09/12/2013) [-]
your name is so blue it strain my eyes T.T
User avatar #31 to #30 - sepheroth (09/12/2013) [-]
Where's the fun in that?
#23 - mikoli (09/12/2013) [-]
weird how addicting thumbs from strangers is admittedly i do enjoy them.   
gif unrelated.
weird how addicting thumbs from strangers is admittedly i do enjoy them.
gif unrelated.
User avatar #29 to #23 - subaqueousreach (09/12/2013) [-]
It's an acceptance thing. When someone thumbs up your comment it shows that they agree with you or approve of what you've said. Being accepted feels nice, even in the form of a simple green thumb.
#26 to #23 - Zeigh (09/12/2013) [-]
I know, I'm finding myself checking how many thumbs my comments got more and more often.
I know, I'm finding myself checking how many thumbs my comments got more and more often.
User avatar #33 to #26 - reaperriley ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
I don't understand it myself.... these nearly useless (gotta get to level 2.) things are something we all want. Just someone taking the half second to click on either can completely change your mood.

Its really weird.
User avatar #54 to #33 - departed (09/12/2013) [-]
It's the human need for recognition.
User avatar #27 to #26 - TheMather ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
It's part of my routine every time I finish browsing that I check how many thumbs I've earned.
It's rarely that much, but I always stay on plus.
User avatar #28 to #27 - Zeigh (09/12/2013) [-]
I do the same exact thing.
You normally see positive thumbs around 1 and 20 or so but sometimes, almost always after you haven't checked in a while, you see 100+ thumbs on a comment.
User avatar #21 - alfrebecht (09/12/2013) [-]
I was really hoping to roll down the comments section here and see zero thumbs. I am disappoint.
And to anyone who thumbs me up or down.
Touche.
User avatar #19 - roxasbaby ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Its simply time, place, and comment. whats worth zero thumbs on one post is worth 100 on another.
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User avatar #12 - I Am Monkey (09/12/2013) [-]
I found the secret formula for getting comment thumbs. You have to comment on posts that have only been up for a few hours. That way people actually have time to see your comments. If you comment on front page posts most of them are 23 hours old, so they're only going to be seen for a few minutes. Commenting late at night seems to help too. You fall asleep with with 0 thumbs across the board and wake up with a whole ******** .
Source; I'm number 9 on comments
#53 to #12 - angelious ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
so what you are saying is that the thump market is at the newest section?
so what you are saying is that the thump market is at the newest section?
User avatar #52 to #12 - perseeus (09/12/2013) [-]
That still doesn't make my comments any funnier.
User avatar #46 to #12 - kyrozor (09/12/2013) [-]
It's when you wake up to a bunch of notifications and you think "I'm either hilarious, or I've upset a LOT of people."
User avatar #43 to #12 - crazyolitis (09/12/2013) [-]
I can confirm. I'm rank #4 on comments.
#40 to #12 - burdensomebucket (09/12/2013) [-]
That's some good advice
User avatar #39 to #12 - waffies (09/12/2013) [-]
I figured everyone knew this. They knew it a year ago when i was #1, and two years ago when i joined!
#36 to #12 - haziri (09/12/2013) [-]
Yeah this is the best way. Ever since doing this I've gone up a few hundred thumbs.
User avatar #34 to #12 - spartanian (09/12/2013) [-]
I thougt this was obvious
User avatar #24 to #12 - batmanbeyonddgrave (09/12/2013) [-]
#7000 and something here, reporting, here's an idea, don't be agares posting about how much you hate this site, It won't end well
#20 to #12 - iamcoocoo (09/12/2013) [-]
Holy **** your name is bluer than Admin's balls
User avatar #16 to #12 - pedobearRAW (09/12/2013) [-]
can confirm this i
User avatar #14 to #12 - dedaluminus (09/12/2013) [-]
Number 48 on comments can confirm this. Also it helps to be funny sometimes but it's not a requirement
#11 - trickytrickster (09/12/2013) [-]
You comment too much.
#7 - thechosentroll (09/12/2013) [-]
So wish I'd screencapped that after my "This post is truly outrageous" spam. You can show off all your green thumbs all you want, but none of you will ever know the job of your every comment having 30 red thumbs. It may not seem like much, but it adds up to around 4300 red thumbs.
So wish I'd screencapped that after my "This post is truly outrageous" spam. You can show off all your green thumbs all you want, but none of you will ever know the job of your every comment having 30 red thumbs. It may not seem like much, but it adds up to around 4300 red thumbs.
User avatar #49 to #7 - pvtgoblin (09/12/2013) [-]
It's really not hard to get red thumbs
User avatar #47 to #7 - kyrozor (09/12/2013) [-]
That's not an accomplishment, mate.

It's just needless *********** .
User avatar #67 to #47 - thechosentroll (09/12/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude.
User avatar #69 to #67 - kyrozor (09/12/2013) [-]
Not with any attitude.
#42 to #7 - burdensomebucket (09/12/2013) [-]
I remember that...
#68 to #42 - thechosentroll (09/12/2013) [-]
Chill, my spamming days are done. Mostly because I've ran out of ideas for what to spam. Also, getting myself unbanned's getting harder.
Chill, my spamming days are done. Mostly because I've ran out of ideas for what to spam. Also, getting myself unbanned's getting harder.
User avatar #17 to #7 - pedobearRAW (09/12/2013) [-]
pfft.
#10 to #7 - sinonyx (09/12/2013) [-]
i found it for you
#6 - pentol (09/11/2013) [-]
the secret for successful content seems to be that it is short and to the point, but with some build-up.
a good win is better than a good joke, but a funny win is better than both combined.
if you use a different browser to jumpstart yourself to +1 thumb, your content has doubled chances of ending up on the front-page.

sarcasm is a no-no, since half the people viewing this site missed the free sarcasm-upgrade they receive at 6-10 years old.
seriously, i posted lots of funny, fake science quotes, and averaged negative thumbs.

a joke about things that are actually still taboo (rape, disabled people, hurting others badly ETC, you will never gain more than a few hundred thumbs, even if it is the most hilarious thing you see all week.

you will get #2 multiple times, but never the #1 spot on the front page.
such is murphys law of popularity.
#5 - include **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#4 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
I have varying degrees of success.
#38 to #4 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
your parents must be really proud of you
User avatar #3 - coldactill (09/11/2013) [-]
This content is like your breakthrough in Thumb sciences. Congratulations good sir, see you on the front page!
#2 - jonball (09/11/2013) [-]
At least you don't get downthumbed for no reason.
#1 - kaboomz (09/11/2013) [-]
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