Worth the read. . I 22 hours ago it So Subway has intoduced online ordering. ‘mu go online, choose the loganon of the Store you want and then place your order.
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I 22 hours ago it
So Subway has intoduced online ordering. ‘mu go online, choose
the loganon of the Store you want and then place your order. You
print out a receipt so when you go to the location you don' t have
to wait in line. Upon my arrival to the location I chose, the line was
past the counter and out the door, I Stood in line not realizing I had
ordered online. I excused myself to the fining of the line while the 20
waitng customers told me couldn' t jump in fining of them,
Less than 2 minutea later I was walking out of the Store, cup and
drink in hand, I passed by a man who stopped me and asked how
I' d completed my order so quickly and I responded wion "Do you
have ANY idea who I am?" and walked off.
Poor bastard will be confused for home.
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#1 - cizoo (09/11/2013) [+] (25 replies)
best sub
User avatar #39 - inuares ONLINE (09/12/2013) [+] (9 replies)
In my state, we don't call em subs, we call em grinders (guess my state)
#8 - batwill **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wait. This is a thing?
Wait. This is a thing?
User avatar #16 - poetsofthefall (09/12/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Publix subs. That is all.
User avatar #90 - jalthelas (09/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Our subway is usually empty, or only has a few people in there at a time.

Plus, it's the only fast food place we have, considering I live in a town with a population of 5,500.
#46 - thunderquill (09/12/2013) [+] (39 replies)
This calls for sammiches (Post your favorite sammich from subway)
Italian bread
American cheese
User avatar #15 - ivoryhammer (09/12/2013) [-]
If Subway delivered I would never leave my house. Not that I do anyways.
#88 - uncalledforgiraffe (09/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Pulled pork though
User avatar #78 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I hate working there. People are so damn picky it's beyond ridiculous...I understand you're hungry, and yes I partially don't mind making you a damn sandwich, but by all that is holy, if I put four tomatoes on your ******* sandwich, please don't ask me for double tomatoes. I would like to keep a stock of tomatoes for the other billion customers we have, as well as you're wasting my time on the other 20 things I have to do before the next shift comes in. Excuse the rant, I just never get to rant about my hatred to the customers since I like having a job and paycheck
User avatar #111 to #110 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
Indubitably. I'd rather go back to work at Amazon.com. And that place was all the negative afterlives combined.
User avatar #56 - elores (09/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or, instead, go to Jimmie Johns where waiting in line is non existent. This is the only place I have ever been to where my food was ready before I finished my transaction. They're not joking when they say they're freaky fast.
#32 - chibullsa (09/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Tuna sub with flat bread master race

sorry, I know it's boring
#130 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
I've eaten at subway twice... Not going again. Why is every topping they serve you sweating?
User avatar #124 - GoodGood (09/12/2013) [-]
i read that in Walters voice.
#121 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

User avatar #125 to #121 - urfunnyman (09/12/2013) [-]
go sit down anon i think you had enough Internetz for today
User avatar #119 - outlawgentleman (09/12/2013) [-]
Togo's has done it for longer. And we make fresher, tastier sandwiches.
(Togo's employee)
#76 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
with this info maybe i can actually go to subway again! I worked at the subway in the food hall of university of colorado and then returned to NH to work at one. They didnt train anyone and the service is so slow I want to kill myself whenever I go in there. I might use this that is, after finding time to ream out the owner.
User avatar #64 - masonfool (09/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have the best sammich ever made at subway (i work there soooo yeah ok)

also this post is ******** you can't order in advanced
#55 - myshipsailedwoutme (09/12/2013) [-]
This is considered a "read" now? Damn, we really are getting lazy.
User avatar #28 - kingofgodss (09/12/2013) [-]
Who was he?
User avatar #5 - awesomesaucebanana (09/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
We don't do online ordering at the subway I work at
thank god
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