Worth the read. . I 22 hours ago it So Subway has intoduced online ordering. ‘mu go online, choose the loganon of the Store you want and then place your order.
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Worth the read

I 22 hours ago it
So Subway has intoduced online ordering. ‘mu go online, choose
the loganon of the Store you want and then place your order. You
print out a receipt so when you go to the location you don' t have
to wait in line. Upon my arrival to the location I chose, the line was
past the counter and out the door, I Stood in line not realizing I had
ordered online. I excused myself to the fining of the line while the 20
waitng customers told me couldn' t jump in fining of them,
Less than 2 minutea later I was walking out of the Store, cup and
drink in hand, I passed by a man who stopped me and asked how
I' d completed my order so quickly and I responded wion "Do you
have ANY idea who I am?" and walked off.
Poor bastard will be confused for home.
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#130 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
I've eaten at subway twice... Not going again. Why is every topping they serve you sweating?
User avatar #124 - GoodGood (09/12/2013) [-]
i read that in Walters voice.
#121 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

User avatar #125 to #121 - urfunnyman (09/12/2013) [-]
go sit down anon i think you had enough Internetz for today
User avatar #119 - outlawgentleman (09/12/2013) [-]
Togo's has done it for longer. And we make fresher, tastier sandwiches.
(Togo's employee)
User avatar #90 - jalthelas (09/12/2013) [-]
Our subway is usually empty, or only has a few people in there at a time.

Plus, it's the only fast food place we have, considering I live in a town with a population of 5,500.
#88 - uncalledforgiraffe (09/12/2013) [-]
Pulled pork though
User avatar #101 to #88 - tylosaurus ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Pulled pork takes 12 hours to makes.. Worth it, but damn.. 12 hours.
User avatar #78 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
I hate working there. People are so damn picky it's beyond ridiculous...I understand you're hungry, and yes I partially don't mind making you a damn sandwich, but by all that is holy, if I put four tomatoes on your ******* sandwich, please don't ask me for double tomatoes. I would like to keep a stock of tomatoes for the other billion customers we have, as well as you're wasting my time on the other 20 things I have to do before the next shift comes in. Excuse the rant, I just never get to rant about my hatred to the customers since I like having a job and paycheck
User avatar #97 to #78 - iroyalzz (09/12/2013) [-]
I know this feel.. I work at a subway in a small town, and it's just terrible... the workers are so unprofessional. The smell is awful (I swear that **** becomes one with your DNA thats how strong the scent is) also when people come in 15 minutes before closing.. I'm done so done.
User avatar #99 to #97 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
One time we closed 30 minutes early in order to have enough bread for making platters in the morning. 25 minutes later people came up to the door and were outraged that we were closed. I was out of uniform and everything and simply made gestures suggesting that we're closed.

It's hard to elaborate how hard I laughed when they came up to the door expecting the door to open and that door was locked.

My assistant manager is the worst (if she can even be called that), she gladly takes the pay of assistant manager, she gladly asserts her authority by commanding anything and everyone (sometimes even customers) to do what she wants. But when responsibility needs to be taken? She dumps it all on the manager, as well as calling the manager incompetent. Ridiculous, all of it.

When people come in after we put up that bane and they still expect us to make them sandwiches. **** them, damn them to the hottest fires of Hell.
User avatar #100 to #99 - iroyalzz (09/12/2013) [-]
or those customers who come in 2 hours after closing expecting us to make them a sub... but we have it easy we have easily the best boss ever, he so understanding and easy to talk/be friends with even though he's like 50.

As well, the job doesn't feel worth it at all, you make so many subs a day and you see so many people complaining online or hear about them complaining like its their right to get a sub.
User avatar #103 to #100 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
Luckily we have a separate building, so we aren't connected to a gas station, or a Wal-Mart or some **** . When 11pm comes around we lock that damn door. **** anything that tries to get in otherwise.

Of course, being the fastest sub-maker there, so much is expected of me, it's ridiculous. Apparently they think I'm a damn octopus or something, able to do 50 things at once or some **** .
User avatar #107 to #103 - iroyalzz (09/12/2013) [-]
We have a separate building to, but this one time I had to stay two hours late because the inspector was coming in the next day, and this customer came to the door and demanded I made him a sub.. I was so rustled.
User avatar #109 to #107 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
I would've said "Bitch we're ******* closed, are you ******* illiterate? We aren't open, because who's gonna want a ******* sandwich at ******* 1am (going off two hours after my closing time anyway). I guess we didn't anticipate ********* knocking on the door not knowing how to ******* read."

Assuming you want to keep your job of course, haha.
User avatar #110 to #109 - iroyalzz (09/12/2013) [-]
We close at 9 here.. But I think we both can agree that subway is a terrible job..
User avatar #116 to #110 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
And then there's the subway a block from where I live... that is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, even on holidays. I feel so sorry for the workers there, especially since it's in the middle of the closest thing this city has to a ghet..
User avatar #117 to #116 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Ghet? Ghet I spelled it out, i double checked it... is admin rolling again?
User avatar #118 to #117 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
indeed: Ghe.tto is getting turned into Ghet... wtf admin?
User avatar #120 to #118 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
and t.rolling turned to rolling too apparently... O.o
User avatar #111 to #110 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
Indubitably. I'd rather go back to work at Amazon.com. And that place was all the negative afterlives combined.
#81 to #78 - roykynx (09/12/2013) [-]
I work at a Jersey Mikes, it's basically a better subway ( more meat, better bread etc/ and delicious philly cheese steaks ). I hate it that **** so much, I've had people tell me where the cheese needs to be on the sandwich. "can I have provolone cheese on the bottom, and pepperjack ontop".. like wtf.
User avatar #86 to #81 - chronomancer (09/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, people are moronic. I can't stand Subway anymore. It used to appeal to me, but as with any other fast food place, after working there, the food just almost disgusts me.

They ask for that cheese on top of cheese and I just let them know what's extra and what isn't. They're like, "I want Oven Roasted Chicken with Teriyaki Chicken, Pepperoni, and Steak on top with extra cheese" I just laugh and explain that it's going to be extra. They say it's fine, but when they get to the register, then they change their minds. ******* .
#76 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
with this info maybe i can actually go to subway again! I worked at the subway in the food hall of university of colorado and then returned to NH to work at one. They didnt train anyone and the service is so slow I want to kill myself whenever I go in there. I might use this that is, after finding time to ream out the owner.
User avatar #74 - Dwarf (09/12/2013) [-]
"I forgot I ordered online."
#70 - slinkinlip (09/12/2013) [-]
I work at a mom and pop deli (puts Subway to shame).   
While we don't have online ordering, we do take phone orders. I 						*******					 hate hearing that phone ring during the lunch rush.
I work at a mom and pop deli (puts Subway to shame).
While we don't have online ordering, we do take phone orders. I ******* hate hearing that phone ring during the lunch rush.
User avatar #64 - masonfool (09/12/2013) [-]
I have the best sammich ever made at subway (i work there soooo yeah ok)

also this post is ******** you can't order in advanced
#79 to #64 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
It's not every subway. I've heard of one other that had online ordering. Seems very rare.
User avatar #56 - elores (09/12/2013) [-]
Or, instead, go to Jimmie Johns where waiting in line is non existent. This is the only place I have ever been to where my food was ready before I finished my transaction. They're not joking when they say they're freaky fast.
#72 to #56 - amuzen ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Little ceasers has hot'n'ready and most fast food chains pre-prepare their food so they can just assemble it put it in a bag and hand it to you.
#55 - myshipsailedwoutme (09/12/2013) [-]
This is considered a "read" now? Damn, we really are getting lazy.
#46 - thunderquill (09/12/2013) [-]
This calls for sammiches (Post your favorite sammich from subway)
Italian bread
American cheese
User avatar #159 to #46 - catwifdaflank (10/28/2013) [-]
Wheat bread
american cheese
a little bit of green peppers
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User avatar #160 to #140 - tehbestever (11/06/2013) [-]
lol what
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User avatar #123 to #46 - cloverhand (09/12/2013) [-]
Italian herbs and cheese bread
Chicken schnitzel
Red onion
BBQ sauce

I sound boring but I'm fussy with my food
User avatar #106 to #46 - donekilledyou (09/12/2013) [-]
Italian Bread
Swiss Cheese

I don't know, it just works
User avatar #104 to #46 - xxthethespianxx (09/12/2013) [-]
Flat Bread
Black Forest Ham
Pepper Jack Cheese
Red Onion
Sweet Peppers
Sweet Onion Sauce
2 Raspberry Cheesecake Cookies

#102 to #46 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
Italian bread
American Cheese
I am not a complicated person.
#95 to #46 - zean (09/12/2013) [-]
Jalapeno Cheddar Bread
Chicken Bacon and Ranch (No Ranch)
Pepper Jack Cheese
4 slices of tomato
Banana Peppers
Green Peppers
Chipotle Southwest
Sriracha Sauce
User avatar #91 to #46 - jalthelas (09/12/2013) [-]
9-grain wheat
chicken teriyaki
provolone cheese
sweet onion sauce
honey mustard
light mayo

I only ever go out to eat like once or twice a month, so it's really ******* good when I do go hahaha
User avatar #89 to #46 - skylerr (09/12/2013) [-]
Italian herbs and cheese
***** Italian (pepperoni and salami)
mild peppers ( also called banana peppers)
LOTS of jalapenos
#87 to #46 - sniperdawg (09/12/2013) [-]
Italian footlong   
roast beef   
Awwww yisssss
Italian footlong
roast beef
Awwww yisssss
User avatar #85 to #46 - JMF (09/12/2013) [-]
6" Italian Herbs and Cheese (Optional Toasted)
Turkey & Provolone
Lettuce, Spinach, & Banana Peppers
Chipotle Sauce, Oregano, & Oil & Vinegar
User avatar #84 to #46 - thisismyhandle (09/12/2013) [-]
Wheat Bread
Chicken Breast
(toast here)
Black Olives
Sometimes hot sauce
User avatar #80 to #46 - sabcy (09/12/2013) [-]
everything, except olives and tomatos
***** jack cheese
********* sauce.
User avatar #73 to #46 - DroidToyiu (09/12/2013) [-]
Italian Herbs and Cheese
Turkey/Roast beef
A crap ton of jalepenos
Pepper jack
One line of honey mustard
Two lines of mayo
Not toasted
#71 to #46 - lordaurion (09/12/2013) [-]
Flat bread
Roast beef
Mozzarella if they have it, if not, provolone
Sometimes lettuce.

I'm a man of simple pleasures.
User avatar #62 to #46 - theavatarspupil (09/12/2013) [-]
9-grain wheat
Banana Peppers
Black Olives
User avatar #61 to #46 - elbrysobrony (09/12/2013) [-]
Italian Herbs and Cheese
Few jalapenos
Chipotle sauce
User avatar #60 to #46 - trogdorrules (09/12/2013) [-]
9-Grain Honey Oat
Pepper Jack
Green Peppers
Banana Peppers
Parmesan Cheese

Baked Lays Potato Chips

Sweet Tea to drink

Goddamn I'm hungry now.
#54 to #46 - Spikeydeath (09/12/2013) [-]
ask to toast before they put the meat on it
all the ******* peppers
and vinegar...lots of that **** man...

then i go to sonic
and get me a coconut coke and a ******* oreo blast
User avatar #50 to #46 - psykojet (09/12/2013) [-]
Italian Herbs and Cheese
Bell Pepper
Chipotle Ranch
Normal Ranch
User avatar #94 to #50 - iroyalzz (09/12/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure its called Chipotle Southwest, not chipolte ranch
User avatar #39 - inuares (09/12/2013) [-]
In my state, we don't call em subs, we call em grinders (guess my state)
#127 to #39 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
Retardville, USA?
#57 to #39 - myshipsailedwoutme (09/12/2013) [-]
I don't really get why people are thumbing you down. It seems to be a pretty harmless comment. Is it the emoticon?
User avatar #58 to #57 - inuares (09/12/2013) [-]
That or my Icon. Or the fact that my state does different things. I dunno, you'd have to ask the people doing the red-thumbing.
User avatar #42 to #41 - inuares (09/12/2013) [-]
Close, butt no cigar.
User avatar #43 to #42 - roflstorm (09/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - inuares (09/12/2013) [-]
Well, I was gonna make a gay pun, butt **** it.
User avatar #51 to #44 - Karlmarxx (09/12/2013) [-]
#52 to #51 - inuares (09/12/2013) [-]
winner. you get a thumb. (and an otter)
winner. you get a thumb. (and an otter)
#32 - chibullsa (09/12/2013) [-]
Tuna sub with flat bread master race

sorry, I know it's boring
User avatar #28 - kingofgodss (09/12/2013) [-]
Who was he?
User avatar #16 - poetsofthefall ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Publix subs. That is all.
User avatar #34 to #16 - justtoobasic (09/12/2013) [-]
Are you from the sunshine state?
User avatar #35 to #34 - poetsofthefall ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #37 to #36 - poetsofthefall ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
What city?
User avatar #38 to #37 - justtoobasic (09/12/2013) [-]

#47 to #38 - pkman (09/12/2013) [-]
Wow you only live like an hour away from me. I also agree publix subs are always my go to subs.
User avatar #49 to #47 - justtoobasic (09/12/2013) [-]
Interesting because I've seen your username so many times on here. And now I know. And now we will know.
User avatar #40 to #38 - poetsofthefall ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
You live in Publix's home base city. I live in Port St. Lucie.
User avatar #113 to #40 - fonrinny (09/12/2013) [-]
Me too!
User avatar #136 to #113 - poetsofthefall ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Where in psl?
User avatar #151 to #136 - fonrinny (09/13/2013) [-]
Off Becker
User avatar #155 to #151 - poetsofthefall ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
**** son. I live near you.
User avatar #158 to #155 - fonrinny (09/17/2013) [-]
Cool! We could like...potentially hang out!
User avatar #48 to #40 - justtoobasic (09/12/2013) [-]
You're like an expert..
That's awesome.
User avatar #53 to #48 - poetsofthefall ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
I used to work for Publix. Nice environment, but they can't pay a wage worth a **** .
User avatar #22 to #16 - fallingidols (09/12/2013) [-]
i like you. i like you alot. i love you. i love you long time
#17 to #16 - trueraiderfan (09/12/2013) [-]
The ultimate is the best sandwich in the world, coming from a guy who masturebates all the time, this is better
User avatar #18 to #17 - poetsofthefall ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
There is no other sub you need to get than the ultimate. $6.49 for like 2 pounds of food? **** yeah. Roast Beef, Turkey, and Ham. Plus as many toppings as you want? **** , Subway can't even be compared to the glory that is Publix Deli Subs.
#19 to #18 - trueraiderfan (09/12/2013) [-]
MFW my parents left for a week and all i ate was publix subs
MFW my parents left for a week and all i ate was publix subs
User avatar #20 to #19 - poetsofthefall ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
I love living in the southern United States. No one else in the country gets them.
User avatar #21 to #20 - trueraiderfan (09/12/2013) [-]
What state? i need to know how vast their empire is, i'm in Georgia
User avatar #25 to #21 - fallingidols (09/12/2013) [-]
i think they are in georgia. they have em all over florida
User avatar #23 to #21 - poetsofthefall ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Florida, Georgia, Alabama, South Carolina, and Kentucky I think.
#27 to #23 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
Hey! I work there! I feel relevant.

Also, you get tired of them after a while.

It's kind of depressing, actually. I work in a god damn grocery store and never know what I want to eat.
User avatar #150 to #27 - trueraiderfan (09/13/2013) [-]
i feel ya bro, i work at target, the one that has produce, and on my breaks i just get the same thing every day
User avatar #15 - ivoryhammer (09/12/2013) [-]
If Subway delivered I would never leave my house. Not that I do anyways.
#8 - batwill **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [-]
Wait. This is a thing?
Wait. This is a thing?
#126 to #8 - superintrovert (09/12/2013) [-]
Lying is pretty obscure but yes, totally real.
User avatar #63 to #8 - masonfool (09/12/2013) [-]
As a subway worker, no it's not a thing
#33 to #8 - prodigyoflaughs (09/12/2013) [-]
I just looked it up, it is indeed a thing.
I just looked it up, it is indeed a thing.
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