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User avatar #71 - rplix ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
I have a facebook page that has around 500,000 likes.

I get like 5 messages a day of people offering $1000-$5000 for the admin privileges.

Basically what they will do is give the money through paypal, then you give the admin privileges, then they will cancel the payment. It's pathetic. I went to one of the guy's profiles and his job was "Buys Facebook pages".
User avatar #80 to #71 - nospyonme (09/12/2013) [-]
I can top that, I'll send you pics of my hairy man tits if you make me an admin. And I won't cancel the transaction.
User avatar #81 to #80 - rplix ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Hmmm...I was just offered $6750 for the page.

Tell me, how great are your hairy man tits?
User avatar #82 to #81 - nospyonme (09/12/2013) [-]
They are flabby, pale, and covered in greasy hair because I have not showered yet today. So as far as man tits I would say they are at least 8-10. Also, I can make them dance.
User avatar #83 to #82 - rplix ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
greasy AND able to dance?

This is a tough decision.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nospyonme (09/12/2013) [-]
As a one time offer, I will mail you my toenail clippings, but first I need you to mail me yours to secure the release of mine. Afterwards I will wire you my clippings directly to your facebook.
User avatar #74 to #71 - swimmingprodigy (09/12/2013) [-]
why do they want to be admins?
User avatar #75 to #74 - rplix ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
I suspect to either sell them to other people, or to advertise their own pages.
User avatar #77 to #75 - swimmingprodigy (09/12/2013) [-]
eh that's stupid. FB Is crap now, 9/10ths of my news feeds is posts from those kinds of pages usually involving tits.
#73 to #71 - rplix ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Proof of these shenanigans.
#72 to #71 - rplix ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Oh my god, she responded.
User avatar #86 to #72 - luthervonappledorf (09/12/2013) [-]
It is your job to acquire those pics for 1. Scientific reasons and 2. To prove that people really will do anything to get ahead in life.
#87 to #86 - rplix ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
I guess she is kinda hot.
User avatar #88 to #87 - luthervonappledorf (09/12/2013) [-]
Obviously don't give her the page, but I'm fairly certain if she's actually saying she'd give pics then you could convince her to give them before ever actually getting anything. Although you need to find a way to make it so she actually initiated the idea so you can't ever get in **** for it.
User avatar #89 to #88 - rplix ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
I'll work my magic.

I've done something similar in the past, but I won't get into that.
#91 to #89 - luthervonappledorf (09/12/2013) [-]
You beautiful bastard.
You beautiful bastard.
#98 to #91 - rplix ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Ends up that she is a dude.

Oh well.
User avatar #99 to #98 - luthervonappledorf (09/13/2013) [-]
God damn it.

Oh well, at least that should be one less person pestering you.
User avatar #92 to #91 - rplix ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
I'll update you if anything happens.
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