You shouldn't torture your mother - #102133987 added by anonymous at Title

#5 - snakefire

Reply+20

(09/11/2013)[-]

Most girls I know refuse to even masturbate on their period.

Which is why its fun torturing them ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)

#35 to #5 - tornadomad

Reply+1

(09/12/2013)[-]

I just throw a condom on.

If that little bit of nature's marinara scares you than you're a bigger pussy than the hole you refuse to ****.

#36 to #35 - snakefire

Reply0

(09/12/2013)[-]

Hey no complaints from me. I'm a virgin and beggars can't be choosy.

#37 to #36 - tornadomad

Reply+1

(09/12/2013)[-]

How the **** do you know this if you're a virgin?

#38 to #37 - snakefire

Reply0

(09/12/2013)[-]

Long distance relationships.

#39 to #38 - tornadomad

Reply+1

(09/12/2013)[-]

Holy **** this is my life story. I gave my card to a girl I met through a long distance relationship. Australian girls

#40 to #39 - snakefire

Reply0

(09/12/2013)[-]

Very nice.

#41 to #40 - tornadomad

Reply+1

(09/12/2013)[-]

If you haven't gotten to the stress and constant miniature break ups, beware. It'll happen sooner than later

#42 to #41 - snakefire

Reply+1

(09/12/2013)[-]

FFFFFFFFFF

#43 to #42 - tornadomad

Reply+1

(09/12/2013)[-]

Stick with her. If you love her and she loves you she'll always come back

#44 to #43 - snakefire

Reply0

(09/12/2013)[-]

Right.

#15 to #5 - sashathefolx

Reply+5

(09/12/2013)[-]

Those girls are ******* liars.

I bet during their period they take extra long showers or their little friend that goes buzz visits them.

The hormones that girls deal with when they're on their period makes them crazy horny.

#16 to #15 - snakefire

Reply0

(09/12/2013)[-]

They admit being horny, but they find the thought of letting mister finger take a blood bath disgusting.

#28 to #16 - worried

Reply+2

(09/12/2013)[-]

then just flick the bean

#17 to #16 - sashathefolx

Reply+2

(09/12/2013)[-]

again.

Extra long showers or a visit from a toy that goes "buzz".

#25 to #17 - fractalius

Reply+1

(09/12/2013)[-]

OR BOTH

#10 to #5 - anon id: 07849e15

Reply0

(09/12/2013)[-]

You shouldn't torture your mother