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HOW TO BE ANNOYING IN THE COMPUTER LAB
I Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened leek on your face and scream, "Oh my Bed!
They' found em!" and bell.
I Laugh uncontrollably fer about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and leek suspiciously at
everyone who leeks at yeu.
I When your computer is turned off, complain to the moniter on duly that you can' t get the
darned thing to work. After helose' s turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat
the process fer a good half hour.
I Type frantically, often stopping to leek at the persin next to you witty.
I Before anyine else is in the tab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one
it' s set up with.
I Write a program that plays the "Pokemon" theme song and play it at the highest
possible enter and enter again.
I Work normally fer a while. Suddenly leek amazingly startled by something on the screen
and crawl underneath the desk.
I Ask the persin next to you if they knew hm to tap into Pentagon files.
I Use AIM to make Passes at people you dorfs knew.
I Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it en.
I Bring a chainsaw, but dorfs use it. If anyine asks why you have it, say, "Just in case-"
I Type on VAX fer awhile. Suddenly start cursing fer 3 minutes about everything bad about
your life. Then stop and continue typing-
I Enter the tab, undress, and start staring at ether people as if they' re crazy while typing-
I Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
I Ask around fer a spare zip disk. Offer St . Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a
disk out of your fly and say, "Oops Forgot"
I Every time you press return and there is processing time required, pray,
ase/' and scream "TEST" when it finishes
I Start making out with the persin at the terminal next to you, whether you knew them er not.
ait a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets Type by hitting the keys with
raw.
I If yeu' re sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Thong Song" whenever there is
processing time required
I Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper and tape it to your moniter. Try
to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
I Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge in the disk dritte. When it doesn' t work, get the
I Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge in the disk dritte. When it doesn' t work, get the
supervisor.
I When you start up a PC, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is.
I Print out the complete werks of Shakespeare, then when it' s all dene (two days later) say
that all you wanted was a line er hue.
I Sit and stare at the screen, champing on your nails. After doing this fer a while, spit them
out at the feet of the persin next to yeu.
I Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, leek at the persin next to yeu. Repeat
procedure, making sure you never provoke the persin enough to let them blew up, as this
releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.
I If you have long hair, take a typing break, leek fer split ends, cut them, and deposit them
on your neighbor' s keyboard as you lea-. .
I Put a large, portrait of the British royal family on your desk and loudly
proclaim that it inspires yeu.
I Come to the tab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them on top
of the moniter. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them amend the moniter. Exclaim
sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic.
I Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then to
the tab supervisor and complain about the bad weaking conditions.
I Laugh hysterically, shout "Tee will all perish in a great flood" and continue weaking.
I Bring some dry ice and make it leek like the computer is smoking.
I Assign a musical note to every key (ex. the delete key is A flat). Whenever you hit a key,
hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
I Attempt to eat your computer mouse
I Berreh someone else' s keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow
this fer a sec?" unplugging the keyboard, and taking it.
I Bring in a bunch of magnets and have a ball.
ghee doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are
I Play Pong fer hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
I Make a teed noise of hitting the same key enter and enter again until you see that your
neighbor is noticing. Then leek at your neighbor' s keyboard. Hit hillier delete key several
times, erasing an entire werd. While you do this, ask: "Does your delete key werk?" Shake
your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until yeu' nte
deleted about a page of your neighbor' s document. Then, suddenly exclaim: "Well, whaddya
knew‘? We been hitting the space bar this whole time No vender it wasn' t deleting! Hal"
Print out your document and lea-. .
I Remove your disk from the dritte and hide it. Go to the tab moniter and complain that your
computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some glue on er amend the disk dritte.
Claim that the computer is drooling)
I Stare at your neighbor' s screen, leek really puzzled, burst out laughing and say "Tee did
I Stare at your neighbor' s screen, leek really puzzled, burst out laughing and say "Tee did
that?' loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and keave, healing as you .
I Point at the screen. Chant in a madeout language while making elaborate hand gestures
fer a minute er hue. Press return er the mouse, then leap back and yell,
Peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say
Oh, gem. It werked this time," and calmly start to type again.
I Keep looking at infeasible bugs and trying to swat them.
I See whe' s online Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like yeu' nte known
them all your lives. Hang up before they get a chance to figure out yeu' re a twat stranger.
I Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it' s the
computer and leek really test-
I Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn' t work.
I Come into the computer tab wearing several species of flowers in your hair.
Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily exclaim, "Teu' re such a mantel!" and
kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the
keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, the computer assistant, and then walk out.
auntie; the computer tab, shout, "The Apocalypse is here!" then calmly sit dawn and
t Quietly walk into the computer tab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rent 'er up, and then
walk up to the nearest persin and say, "Give me that computer er yoma be feeding my pet
crocodile fer the next week-"
I Twe words: Tesla Coil.
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#1 - anon (09/11/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD!!!......****I can't believe no one has commented on this masterpiece yet! I am proud to be #1****
User avatar #3 - nuclearnarwhal (09/11/2013) [-]
1) Crank volume all the way up, or bring portable speakers.
2) Shift like a ************
3) Hope that sticky keys is on.
#2 - solarisofcelestia (09/11/2013) [-]
Their face when.
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