Pump. . I heard; of a mi window feist imdead as day; 919% 'tid fr Idiiot in in the immediate , catlike,? . I Don' t hp about f thatle. artery.. tifi. t. tyn;. Yaaaaaaaaaay, yet another female stand up comedian talking about sex. They're so rare these days. You only see then once every 5 minutes.
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thatle. artery.. tifi. t. tyn;
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#24 - thechosentroll (09/11/2013) [+] (61 replies)
Yaaaaaaaaaay, yet another female stand up comedian talking about sex. They're so rare these days. You only see then once every 5 minutes.
Yaaaaaaaaaay, yet another female stand up comedian talking about sex. They're so rare these days. You only see then once every 5 minutes.
#26 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/11/2013) [+] (27 replies)
Summary: Rap is weird sometimes.
Summary: Rap is weird sometimes.
User avatar #2 - flightschool (09/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
at first pic i thought it was taylor swift
#108 - CollinTB ONLINE (09/11/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The 						*******					 way you people react to female comics.   
   
Literally every comedian ever has made at least 1 sex joke; it's a consistently relevant topic. Try enjoying the joke instead of getting caught up on your irrational sexism spawned by what I can only assume is a combination of autistic misdirection and years of being mocked or ignored by women.
The ******* way you people react to female comics.

Literally every comedian ever has made at least 1 sex joke; it's a consistently relevant topic. Try enjoying the joke instead of getting caught up on your irrational sexism spawned by what I can only assume is a combination of autistic misdirection and years of being mocked or ignored by women.
#56 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The annoying thing about female comedians
I'M A WOMAN AND TALKING ABOUT SEX.
Who cares?
User avatar #58 to #56 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/11/2013) [-]
Well, the people who laughed seem to care.
#1 - irolledyourmom (09/11/2013) [+] (25 replies)
**irolledyourmom rolled a random comment #28 posted by furrynomous at Fucking butterflies ** :
Thanks a lot

are there funny women?
#3 to #1 - furrynomous (09/11/2013) [-]
Why do you summon me, mortal?
#157 - leonjoker (09/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What the **** is the deal with hating on women comedians so ******* much?

Chick jokes about sex: OMG UGH IM SO ******* SICK OF CHICKS TALKING ABOUT SEX, WHO THE **** DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? STUPID ******* WOMEN ARE SO UNFUNNY.

Dude jokes about sex: hueheuheuehuehueheue so fahnny.

Bros, comedians are comedians, some are funny some are not regardless of their gender. You're gonne tell me that 90% of male comediansdon't base their stand up on unfunny sex comedy and ******** /farting comedy?

Jesus ******* Christ the hate on women around these parts is amazing. Have you been rejected by chicks that much? Did you open a door for a chick once and she didn't offer you ***** for it so now you hate their whole gender? I get as little ***** as anyone else on this site but ******* seriously this hate on women is getting absurd.
User avatar #68 - joshlol (09/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I just googled "lyrics I'm pumping ***** like gas" can't find the song, this leads me to believe she's made the anecdote up which is shameful because there is no comedic merit behind it whatsoever.

>Women
>Stand up comedy

pick one
#71 to #68 - brigettasandra (09/11/2013) [-]
www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/davidbanner/yaoming.html   
   
"And put my third leg in her, Oh I've been pumpin' 						*****					 like gas, 						*****					"   
   
Not exact, but good enough.
www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/davidbanner/yaoming.html

"And put my third leg in her, Oh I've been pumpin' ***** like gas, ***** "

Not exact, but good enough.
#93 - mrmysterio (09/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My all time favourite rap lyric is, "I jump more ******* than pogo."

Top quality humor right there.
User avatar #50 - idoliam (09/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Or my personal favorite, "Shawty was hot like a toaster."
#142 - jackknapp (09/11/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"A woman made a sex joke, unfunny."

"FRIEND ZONED AGAIN"

Gotta love FJ.
#88 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I think male comedians are better because males tend to be better storytellers. Women like to nitpick everything and talk about details that don't matter, but men will tell the story and have it make sense with the bare minimum of details. It makes for a more concise, entertaining story. This is coming from a woman who tells horrible stories.
User avatar #92 to #88 - helenwheels (09/11/2013) [-]
I missed the part where she dotted on details.
User avatar #173 - gurtol (09/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
In Scotland most people would say the "pumped" a girl rather than ****** or whatever
User avatar #158 - dishesaredone (09/11/2013) [+] (14 replies)
gabriel iglesias is the only stand up comedian that should be the only stand up comedian to do stand up comedy because every one else is ******* more lame a ****** as andy samberg roasting james franco. Its just unwatchable ****** cancer
User avatar #144 - kukalook (09/11/2013) [-]
Who is this? I think that's hilarious.
User avatar #99 - fuzzum (09/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is the first content in months to make me really laugh.
User avatar #81 - thedarkestrogue (09/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Female comedians aren't funny.
its periods sex and stereotypes. Learn some politics or religion or get some strange life experiences for ***** sake. Stop talking about your ****** for an hour on TV.
User avatar #91 to #81 - helenwheels (09/11/2013) [-]
>Implying male comedians don't talk about periods sex or stereotypes
>Implying religion jokes are funny
>Implying female comedians don't joke about religion or life experiences.
#126 - cierrayooo (09/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ya know, I never really felt "oppressed" as a woman. I've always been treated relatively equal and when I haven't I've removed myself from that situation. I get paid a dollar less than my male coworker after I've been there a year longer and according to performance reviews has done much better work than him? Nope, sorry, this ****** minimum wage job isn't worth that much to me. I quit and got a better one. I've also never had a guy be serious when he made stupid "get back in the kitchen" type jokes. I like being a woman, I like being feminine, I like manly men who grow beards and can "protect" me, I don't want to be equal in every way. But this ******** I see in the comments, "HUR DUR woman comedians aren't funny" is stupid. The way I see it is if you're funny, you're funny, regardless of gender. It's not like testosterone whispers in men's ears and tells them how to be ******* hilarious.
#219 - twofreegerbils (09/12/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>mfw people still think rap is a genre
>mfw people don't know what hip hop is
>mfw when people think hip hop is all about poppin ***** and getting krunk
>mfw people actually like lil wayne
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YONHpd_-0Ok
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg8xfWqCmc4
These two songs, listen to them. This is what hip hop is about.
#223 to #219 - thechosentroll (09/12/2013) [-]
Or maybe it really is a genre, which you shouldn't judge by a couple of popular artists, because every genre has its' black sheep. And, no, I'm not defending rap. I'm just a metalhead who dislikes it when people generalize about a genre.
User avatar #141 - codemen (09/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I do remember this rap lyric: ***** so fresh, it has a new car smell
User avatar #145 to #141 - tacogrenade (09/11/2013) [-]
Bitch ***** smell like a penguin
Wouldn't hit that **** with my worst enemy's penis
Bitch when I say this I mean this: "Ho, I'm the meanest"
Dick so big, stretch from Earth to Venus
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