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waiting IS no longer
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You can beg for
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Consider taking a
some course in
hand liie an firearm
itb.] you can defend
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Milwaukee County
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#2 - software (09/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
why is complaining about gun regulation still a thing, it was never funny and its no longer current
User avatar #4 to #2 - cheastnut (09/11/2013) [-]
it's not funny cause it's not a joke.
#26 - hypex (09/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
reason: 1244423456352424677242523# not to live in the united states, where government officials tell you to learn to use firearms instead of regulating them
User avatar #28 to #26 - karson (09/11/2013) [-]
because teaching people how to use them safely and properly is a horrible idea. durrr hurr.
#6 - endsdawn (09/11/2013) [-]
Not funny, but a good point nonetheless.
#14 - vepevellu (09/11/2013) [+] (12 replies)
If 911 isn't helping fast enough, you should learn how to use a gun? How about fixing the issues with 911 like other 1st world nations, instead of making excuses to have guns.
User avatar #19 to #14 - GIJorge (09/11/2013) [-]
And why don't you stop acting like a little bitch and learn to ******* defend your home?
Bad guy with a gun comes into your house and shoots your dog and rapes your wife and what do you do? Tell him that when help arrives he's, like, totally screwed? **** no, you either shoot his ass in the head or die trying, while the ones you love try to hide. It's called being a man. You should try it some time, you little grinning **** .
User avatar #51 - grocer (09/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wish this attitude was held by UK politicians. If you fight back, you go to prison. You have to bend over and take it, otherwise you go to prison.
User avatar #39 - jewsburninindaoven (09/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I think people should carry around guns filled with blanks. That way, if there's some accident with it no one will get hurt but you can still use the gun to scare people off. Also, if an enemy disarms you then they can't shoot you with it.
User avatar #50 to #39 - imakejewburgers (09/11/2013) [-]
I understand your idea, but that's really ******* stupid.
#32 - infinitereaper (09/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Since I was young I always wanted to own a revolver.   
   
That dream hasn't changed.
Since I was young I always wanted to own a revolver.

That dream hasn't changed.
#57 - lordlolland ONLINE (09/11/2013) [+] (15 replies)
America, where the best way to prevent gun violence is more guns, up is down and joe the plumber is a genius.
User avatar #69 to #57 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2013) [-]
>Make guns illegal
>Citizens give up guns
>Criminals still have guns
Yep, solid logic right there, ******* .
#53 - boothead (09/11/2013) [-]
Just this in, a man with 2 bullets has taken over Manchester.
User avatar #29 - shortdevil (09/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I find it kind a sad that even the people that are supposed to enforce law find themselves unable to answer the need of their fellow people.
I mean I really like the american sheriff system, but telling people to buy guns because the government isn't able to protect them anymore it just look like he's admiting he's giving up.
User avatar #34 to #29 - zpryed (09/11/2013) [-]
in my law enforcement class i was told by the teacher that a lot of places are under staffed or something like that not too sure though on the stats though
User avatar #23 - mrsecret (09/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Reason 7000 to not live in Milwaukee
User avatar #42 - gokombwantu (09/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Switzerland has one of the lowest crime rates in the entire world.
It also has 50% gun ownership and actually requires every household has a gun and at least one person capable and trained in its use.
This sheriff has the right ******* idea, I think that the idea of denying your family the protection and safety a gun gives you is just ridiculous, if you live in america then chances are any potential criminal is carrying and to not try and put yourself on their level of capability just opens you up to being a defenceless victim. The police can only capture a criminal and clean up, they arent there as crimes occur.
#5 - Ken M (09/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why is calling 911 and waiting less of a good option than previously? It seems like that option would be getting consistently better, relatively speaking.
#10 to #5 - dasbunneh (09/11/2013) [-]
Milwaukee has a higher murder rate then New York City because of the capita, and the police force is small because it isn't funded very well. Their are signs posted on every street that say to lock up your car or it WILL be stolen, and it's true. I once went into a store in milwaukee to get some lunch on a business trip, when I came back out 5 minutes later all 4 wheels, a door, and everything inside the car including my work laptop, work cell phone, and my night bag that i brought for the hotel were gone.. We found the door 3 blocks away leaned up against an alley wall...
#3 - tataancel (09/11/2013) [-]
Too bad we can't get guns in Ireland, crime is getting bad here and it takes 3-6 minutes to get the Garda to your house. That's a lifetime when someone has a gun pointed at your head or a knife near you.
User avatar #1 - strooz (09/11/2013) [-]
Inb4 gun grabber **** storm
#27 - Ken M (09/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My wife and grown daughters all carry 9mm rape prevention kits with them wherever they go. They're biggest problem walking out the door is deciding which holster looks best with their outfit.
#30 to #27 - badasszilla (09/11/2013) [-]
i like you, can we be friends anon?
User avatar #25 - dafiltafish (09/11/2013) [-]
Order a pizza and promise whoever broke in that you can share. it is a for of appeasement.
User avatar #21 - mykoira (09/11/2013) [-]
i want to know was the 9-11 set on the day, because the emergence number is 911?
#9 - Ken M (09/11/2013) [-]
why do you post this type of **** in FUNNYJUNK?
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