Petition for Dinosaur cohabitation in
the US of A
The increase in dinosaurs in the Ufrx. is increasing at a violent rate- Especially
in Salem UR- If 112 meme sign this petition, all dinosaur life will be rid from the united
states. Peeple will start to actually go out side and the economy would be so much better.
Think about it, do you really want a stegosaurus to claim your hen because he took a
shit on it? I don' t think yeu want that, not at all. But with your signature we can clear
them all out of the country, even Salem DE. The war would end and the pollution would
be gone Scientist are starting to say that "dinosaurs cause lung cancer of the
stomach. Rumor also has it that the NSA is full of dinosaur terrorists and are planning to
take over Oregon, and Dragen is a vital part of Am erica If they get a held of Che gen then
we are fucked.
So with your signature and an additional / 79 we will make sure you can take
your kids to the store without a pterodactyl shitting on yew kids head and taking those
wheat thins you were just about to enjoy. I don' t think any who read this statement will
pass this offer to live in peace, lets keep them in the middle eastern part of this werld