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Thanks, Lincoln

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f Why do white people have so many pets?
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1- because we' re not allowed to own people . LINCOLN.
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Itachis is so out of line but f ******* LOST .
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#1 - whitennerdy (09/10/2013) [+] (24 replies)
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#12 - spartathecat (09/11/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Lincoln:"Hey, your grass is getting a little long"    
"Yeah i know, i used t o have a guy for that"   
 the picture isnt related as far as i know
Lincoln:"Hey, your grass is getting a little long"
"Yeah i know, i used t o have a guy for that"
the picture isnt related as far as i know
#7 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>this is so out of line
only on reddit would humor be out of line
#61 - baltman (09/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
> *******
>people.
#22 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm posting this as anon because last time I was thumbed to hell for speaking the truth. Abraham Lincoln didn't free the slaves because it was "wrong." He freed the slaves because the south was getting too powerful and that would leave the Republicans at the time in trouble (as Republicans were basically modern day Democrats and post popularity was in the North for them.) It multiple of letters sent throughout his life Lincoln mentions time and time again that he doesn't give a **** about blacks, or Natives, or most immigrants for that matter. He just wants to keep The U.S. together. Yet the U.S. paints him as a ******* saint which is not at all true.
TL;DR Lincoln did good for humanity but he was still a ****** person/
User avatar #13 - chuckbillrow ONLINE (09/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the freeing of the slaves was a sacrifice for rich white people but it was one we had to make... the vampires were getting bolder they were not going to be satisfied until they ruled America and all the living were their slaves
User avatar #65 - negerboll **User deleted account** (09/11/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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#43 - moustachemustache (09/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**moustachemustache rolled a random image posted in comment #3564788 at Friendly ** my pet
**moustachemustache rolled a random image posted in comment #3564788 at Friendly ** my pet
#51 to #43 - cfourthewin (09/11/2013) [-]
oh oh, i know the sauce! i know it! if anyone cares, that is.
it's Tales of the Abyss, it's pretty good
#10 - htmm (09/11/2013) [-]
That's wrong, but at the same time.....
That's wrong, but at the same time.....
User avatar #73 - fuzzypickles (09/11/2013) [-]
I never thought of it that way...
#56 - damoclese (09/11/2013) [-]
But there has to be some leftist pussy that HAS to point out that what was said was offensive.
#46 - istartedthewar ONLINE (09/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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**istartedthewar rolled a random image posted in comment #109 at All forms of bending ** My slave before Lincoln
#38 - trevorno (09/11/2013) [-]
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#68 - angelaofficer (09/11/2013) [-]
uptil I saw the check for $9163, I did not believe that...my... mom in-law could realie bringing in money part-time from there labtop.. there uncles cousin has done this less than thirteen months and resantly took care of the mortgage on there home and bought a brand new Jaguar XJ. i was reading this... You need to login to view this link
#62 - hearitis (09/11/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#23 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [-]
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