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1- because we' re not allowed to own people . LINCOLN.
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Itachis is so out of line but f Fucking LOST .
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - whitennerdy
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I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.
#9 to #1 - zangetsublade
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#30 to #1 - grimmwaters
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#52 to #30 - erpetrich
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You want another one?
You want another one?
User avatar #31 to #1 - samsaysbai
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Poor guy wrote a whole speech about finally achieving his goal and we just shoot him down
User avatar #64 to #31 - negerboll **User deleted account**
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It's a copypasta..

GOD ******* DAMNIT, THIS SITE HAS FALLEN TOO LOW.
It has become... 9gaged.
User avatar #66 to #64 - samsaysbai
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I feel betrayed now that I've learned that he's pasting it on everything. I'm taking back my thumb from him that bastard!
User avatar #32 to #31 - synthuz **User deleted account**
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probably copied it from somewhere
User avatar #36 to #32 - ryander
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he did
User avatar #33 to #32 - samsaysbai
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Then nevermind.
#34 to #1 - maxmilianoq
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gud4u
gud4u
User avatar #47 to #1 - miscarriage
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copy pasta
#50 to #1 - snackman
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#44 to #1 - gerfox
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User avatar #26 to #1 - icameheretotroll
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This genuinely made me giggle like a moron
#71 to #1 - quoterox
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#25 to #1 - Superhell
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#29 to #1 - erpetrich
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#40 to #1 - kuroking
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#6 to #1 - vorarephilia
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you spammed a copypasta and got banned. Don't you feel proud.
you spammed a copypasta and got banned. Don't you feel proud.
#3 to #1 - mrbongo
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#4 to #1 - mrbongo
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eat a big smelly dick
User avatar #11 to #1 - zackenia
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Fox 20th century- ur gay congrats bro
#5 to #1 - operationcomando
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#63 to #5 - anon id: bc170460
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#12 - spartathecat
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Lincoln:"Hey, your grass is getting a little long"    
"Yeah i know, i used t o have a guy for that"   
 the picture isnt related as far as i know
Lincoln:"Hey, your grass is getting a little long"
"Yeah i know, i used t o have a guy for that"
the picture isnt related as far as i know
User avatar #48 to #12 - Blargosnarf
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Nah, everyone knows Steve was pretty pro slavery.
#14 to #12 - kalima
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relevant gif.
relevant gif.
#16 to #14 - spartathecat
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#17 to #16 - kalima
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Dr Who thread?
Dr Who thread?
#18 to #17 - spartathecat
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#19 to #18 - spartathecat
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My body is ready
My body is ready
#20 to #19 - spartathecat
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cuz sharing is caring
cuz sharing is caring
#21 to #20 - spartathecat
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#28 to #21 - kalima
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new comp so new folder, it lacks the dw
new comp so new folder, it lacks the dw
#39 to #28 - arialynx
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Did I hear someone say Doctor Who thread?
Did I hear someone say Doctor Who thread?
#58 to #39 - XxElJuegoxX
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Yeah you diiiiid
Yeah you diiiiid
#67 to #58 - arialynx
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Awww yeaahh.
Awww yeaahh.
#61 - baltman
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>*******
>people.
User avatar #69 to #61 - gux
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**gux rolls 6,390** if dubs trips or quads ******* go back as slaves
User avatar #70 to #69 - redflame
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**redflame rolls 2,795** Let me help you with this
User avatar #74 to #61 - fuzzypickles
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theres a fine line between racism and racist humour.
User avatar #13 - chuckbillrow
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the freeing of the slaves was a sacrifice for rich white people but it was one we had to make... the vampires were getting bolder they were not going to be satisfied until they ruled America and all the living were their slaves
#60 to #13 - kailybailybo
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User avatar #65 - negerboll **User deleted account**
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**negerboll rolls 1,346**
Dubs, trips or quads and i delete my account.
#72 to #65 - dross
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**dross rolls 0,730** SIngles, dubs, trips, or quads, and you think of something funny to add to the comment section instead of rolling.
**dross rolls 0,730** SIngles, dubs, trips, or quads, and you think of something funny to add to the comment section instead of rolling.
#77 to #72 - negerboll **User deleted account**
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Would you mind directing me to your "funny comment you have added to this comment-section?    
   
 Maby I should try jokes and puns on every singel content, so I can collect these valuable thumbs, given to me by them mindless sheep of this userbase.
Would you mind directing me to your "funny comment you have added to this comment-section?

Maby I should try jokes and puns on every singel content, so I can collect these valuable thumbs, given to me by them mindless sheep of this userbase.
#79 to #77 - dross
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Member of userbase making disparaging remarks about mindset of userbase...

Hell man, you got nothing funny to say, silence is golden.
User avatar #80 to #79 - negerboll **User deleted account**
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Still waiting for an answer to my first question.
User avatar #75 to #65 - osamathemamalama
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I have a seriously noob question here.... what does one type to roll randomized numbers? /roll ?
User avatar #76 to #75 - negerboll **User deleted account**
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**negerboll rolls 79**
you type *roll 2*
to roll 2 numbers, type roll 3 to roll for with 3, etc etc.

Will be shown as negerboll rolls 12, for example.
User avatar #78 to #65 - osamathemamalama
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**osamathemamalama rolls 8,963**
#43 - moustachemustache
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**moustachemustache rolled a random image posted in comment #3564788 at Friendly ** my pet
**moustachemustache rolled a random image posted in comment #3564788 at Friendly ** my pet
#51 to #43 - cfourthewin
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oh oh, i know the sauce! i know it! if anyone cares, that is.
it's Tales of the Abyss, it's pretty good
#22 - anon id: 7c80a408
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I'm posting this as anon because last time I was thumbed to hell for speaking the truth. Abraham Lincoln didn't free the slaves because it was "wrong." He freed the slaves because the south was getting too powerful and that would leave the Republicans at the time in trouble (as Republicans were basically modern day Democrats and post popularity was in the North for them.) It multiple of letters sent throughout his life Lincoln mentions time and time again that he doesn't give a **** about blacks, or Natives, or most immigrants for that matter. He just wants to keep The U.S. together. Yet the U.S. paints him as a ******* saint which is not at all true.
TL;DR Lincoln did good for humanity but he was still a ****** person/
User avatar #42 to #22 - dementedllama
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Yep. Also freed the slaves to break the south's economy near the end of the Civil War. Lincoln and his supporters really played the PR game well in the end though. Savior of the slaves shot and killed right after the war, he died a hero, in a way, and now he's revered for it.
User avatar #41 to #22 - fukkendragonite
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He was quoted as saying that blacks were not equal to whites and that they should never be allowed to interracially marry.

He did SORTA care about the slaves. But he didn't consider them equal and it wasn't his main reasoning, you're right.
User avatar #37 to #22 - IAmManbearpig
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doesn't changed the fact that he ruined it for all the good people who just want to own blacks.
#49 to #22 - ZeDoodler
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Kind of? But not really. Lincoln was a good man. This much was certain, he cared about the slaves ever since the founding of the Republican party (The party's original agenda: Prevent slavery from spreading to the west coast) and spoke against slavery since the first time he ran for senator.

Come time for the civil war, he wanted to abolish slavery because it kept the South in less power, like you said, but not for that exact reason. He didn't do it solely as a power struggle, he did it because his main goal was to keep the union together and he knew it was not possible if the South kept their slaves.

Slavery was an issue that caused divides since the founding of the US, as seen in the writing of the Deceleration and Constitution, and Lincoln wanted to end the problem to preserve "a more perfect union."
#7 - anon id: ae66d3cc
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>this is so out of line
only on reddit would humor be out of line
User avatar #8 to #7 - blokrokker
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I dunno, I think that saying you wish slavery hadn't been abolished is out of line no matter how you cut it.
User avatar #15 to #8 - retentions
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its not socially acceptable but on the internet everything is socially accpetable
User avatar #45 to #15 - blokrokker
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True.
User avatar #27 to #15 - flambenobunaga
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Slavery was kind of awesome... I mean, come on, free labor.
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#10 - htmm
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That's wrong, but at the same time.....
That's wrong, but at the same time.....
#23 - anon id: 7e4246dd
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