Prepare for launch. . I am currently in math sitting out to a vent blowing hot air, I really need to fart. HI do I' ll crapiest the entire auditorium. I feel li
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Prepare for launch

I am currently in math sitting out to a vent blowing hot air, I
really need to fart. HI do I' ll crapiest the entire auditorium. I feel
like the president with his Finger on the nuke button.
Heel like god,
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#2 - include (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HFW people say who farted.
HFW people say who farted.
#1 - ieatyououtaldaylon (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#5 - theavatarspupil (09/11/2013) [+] (14 replies)
**theavatarspupil rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Cracker ** Whomever rolls dubs decides my facebook status update.
User avatar #17 to #5 - arstya (09/11/2013) [-]
**arstya rolls 99** I'm a little fat girl.
#4 - BlazinSun (09/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Math class in the auditorium?
#3 - kroko (09/11/2013) [-]
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#24 - solarisofcelestia (09/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Their faces when.
User avatar #19 - rawfulz (09/11/2013) [-]
Oh Lightbulb.

" I' ll crapiest the entire auditorium."
#22 - Schillsifer (09/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
someone is proud
User avatar #27 to #22 - sorcha (09/11/2013) [-]
and your point is.............?
User avatar #30 - sirbutterballs (09/11/2013) [-]
Oh my god. Finally a reason to comment my favorite parody pasta
It was past midnight now, and I still had a while until I met my destination. The girl I picked up an hour ago was asleep in the seat beside me. She was a hitchhiker. I couldn’t leave a teenager alone at night in the pouring rain, I had to pick her up. She seemed pretty happy that someone was finally giving her a ride.

I didn’t know her real name, only that her friends call her “Jo.” She looked so calm, so peaceful. Her brown hair obscured half her gorgeous face, her lips flexed in a barely noticeable smile. She must be having a nice dream.

I tried to remember the last dream I had, but had no luck. Then, I felt it; a feeling I hadn’t felt in a long time. A terrible, ugly feeling. I looked down at the girl as I drove, hoping her smiling face might help me overcome and not give in to the demon within… but I could feel it clawing to get out.

I didn’t want I couldn’t. I needed to get the girl out of the car, but that would take too long. It would happen before then.

I continued to struggle, fighting an inner battle. Then… No. I couldn’t contain it. It happened: I let out the most monstrous fart I’d ever released. It was legendary. It was the kind of thing kids would tell stories about to scare younger kids.

I reluctantly looked to see if the beast that escaped my body had woken the girl. It hadn’t, but the smile had faded and she looked to be having a nightmare now.
#38 - texafornication (09/11/2013) [-]
pepper-spray the vent
pepper-spray the vent
#43 - iamrealsupersand (09/11/2013) [-]
Students FW
#42 - erpetrich (09/11/2013) [-]
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#33 - Emeexuqu (09/11/2013) [-]
If any of you are in the same situation, just do it, be sure to yell these next few key words though.

"Is that popcorn I smell?
#44 - Absolute Madman (09/11/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

User avatar #40 - thegamerslife (09/11/2013) [-]
Drop trow and shart all in front of that vent!!
User avatar #37 - bushingenna (09/11/2013) [-]
implying president is god
User avatar #23 - wolfishcharm (09/11/2013) [-]
I just really want to know if he let it loose.
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