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I am currently in math sitting out to a vent blowing hot air, I
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - include
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(09/10/2013) [-]
HFW people say who farted.
HFW people say who farted.
#45 to #2 - anon id: 2a513749
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#1 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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(09/10/2013) [-]
HFW
User avatar #12 to #1 - hor
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(09/11/2013) [-]
You're getting to use this a lot today.
#5 - theavatarspupil
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(09/11/2013) [-]
**theavatarspupil rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Cracker ** Whomever rolls dubs decides my facebook status update.
#21 to #5 - ishekill
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(09/11/2013) [-]
**ishekill rolls 70** thanks obama
User avatar #25 to #5 - mvtjets
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You better deliver
User avatar #11 to #5 - include
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(09/11/2013) [-]
**include rolls 70**
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User avatar #15 to #5 - priestoftheoldones
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*roll dubs*
User avatar #16 to #5 - priestoftheoldones
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**priestoftheoldones rolls 21**
User avatar #26 to #5 - alltimetens
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**alltimetens rolls 83** I secretly love men.
User avatar #39 to #5 - harryscene
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**harryscene rolls 37**
User avatar #17 to #5 - arstya
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**arstya rolls 99** I'm a little fat girl.
User avatar #18 to #17 - arstya
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I don't have any way of knowing if you did it or not, just remember that Mr. Rogers expects a lot from you.
User avatar #31 to #18 - theavatarspupil
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(09/11/2013) [-]
https://www.facebook.com/billy.mayabb

Delivered.
User avatar #32 to #31 - theavatarspupil
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Also, I expected much worse than that.
#46 to #32 - anon id: fc39ce14
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is it you on the last profile pic ? what are you, 7 ?
User avatar #47 to #46 - theavatarspupil
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Shut up, anon.
#4 - BlazinSun
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Math class in the auditorium?
User avatar #6 to #4 - duvallwhitey
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Rich white kid schools.
#7 to #6 - rdobet
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wut. It was like this in my cheap ass state public school. That's middle class at best.
#8 to #7 - duvallwhitey
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Well gosh golly
Well gosh golly
#9 to #8 - rdobet
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I'm just saying this isn't that uncommon unless you went to generic community college, or mall college.
User avatar #10 to #9 - duvallwhitey
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I understand.
#20 to #6 - anon id: 4ec469e6
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actually rich white kid schools are the opposite. smaller classes which allow better face to face learning
#41 to #4 - zoltardify
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college. you have professors give big lectures in auditoriums
#48 to #41 - BlazinSun
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Wouldn't it have been called "Calculus and Vectors" rather than generic "math"? I supposed you're right tho.
User avatar #36 to #4 - rplix
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My java programming class has around 200 kids.
User avatar #14 to #4 - tiredofthis
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(09/11/2013) [-]
big colleges.
#3 - kroko
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Comment Picture
#24 - solarisofcelestia
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Their faces when.
#29 to #24 - cormy
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Not even the children were spared.
#34 to #29 - marcury
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here ya go!
#35 to #34 - thewizsam
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User avatar #19 - rawfulz
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Oh Lightbulb.

" I' ll crapiest the entire auditorium."
#22 - Schillsifer
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(09/11/2013) [-]
someone is proud
User avatar #27 to #22 - sorcha
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and your point is.............?
User avatar #30 - sirbutterballs
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(09/11/2013) [-]
Oh my god. Finally a reason to comment my favorite parody pasta
It was past midnight now, and I still had a while until I met my destination. The girl I picked up an hour ago was asleep in the seat beside me. She was a hitchhiker. I couldn’t leave a teenager alone at night in the pouring rain, I had to pick her up. She seemed pretty happy that someone was finally giving her a ride.

I didn’t know her real name, only that her friends call her “Jo.” She looked so calm, so peaceful. Her brown hair obscured half her gorgeous face, her lips flexed in a barely noticeable smile. She must be having a nice dream.

I tried to remember the last dream I had, but had no luck. Then, I felt it; a feeling I hadn’t felt in a long time. A terrible, ugly feeling. I looked down at the girl as I drove, hoping her smiling face might help me overcome and not give in to the demon within… but I could feel it clawing to get out.

I didn’t want I couldn’t. I needed to get the girl out of the car, but that would take too long. It would happen before then.

I continued to struggle, fighting an inner battle. Then… No. I couldn’t contain it. It happened: I let out the most monstrous fart I’d ever released. It was legendary. It was the kind of thing kids would tell stories about to scare younger kids.

I reluctantly looked to see if the beast that escaped my body had woken the girl. It hadn’t, but the smile had faded and she looked to be having a nightmare now.
#28 - deathblossomfour
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