The Shithouse Poet Returns. write your responses and ill write the highest thumbed one.. "With this ink we unite our nation, through the impervious means of defecation. Armed with truth, we renounce their goals, from the cold seat of our surfac
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User avatar #11 - peacefullychaotic (09/10/2013) [+] (18 replies)
"With this ink we unite our nation,
through the impervious means of defecation.
Armed with truth, we renounce their goals,
from the cold seat of our surface stained, porcelain bowls.
For the sanitized media they'd hang in our eyes,
Reeks of what hangs inbetween my thighs...
Because the only thing clogged in this frontier of flies,
is the flushing truth of all. their. lies."
User avatar #29 - ipostcheesepizza (09/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Here I sit and contemplate, should I **** or masturbate?"
#30 - ipostcheesepizza (09/10/2013) [+] (21 replies)
#22 - pappathethird (09/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #59 - mrnoodlez (09/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ahem. Here I sit in smelly vapor, as someone stole the toilet paper. Shall I leave, shall I linger, or shall I be force to use my finger?
User avatar #15 - animepost (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No porcelain safe. No toilet. No sink.
My pen is louder than bright orange ink.


sorry, that "bear" comic 9 posts back has inspire me to rhyme.
User avatar #74 - pillsmakeitgrow (09/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Poop backwards is poop
#35 - therealtjthemedic (09/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#70 - vanillasmoke (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
here i sit all broken hearted tried to 			****		 but only farted, then one day i took a chance, tried to fart and 			****		 my pants.   
   
some come here to sit and think some come here to 			****		 and think but i come here to scratch my balls and read the writings on the stalls.
here i sit all broken hearted tried to **** but only farted, then one day i took a chance, tried to fart and **** my pants.

some come here to sit and think some come here to **** and think but i come here to scratch my balls and read the writings on the stalls.
User avatar #67 - CrabFace (09/10/2013) [-]
Here i sit, quite elated. Came to **** but masturbated.
#43 - Skajaquada (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now... what do you think.... the ********* poet MEANT by that?
#83 - CatholicPriest (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Here i sit broken hearted   
meant to 			****		 but only farted."   
   
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"Here i sit broken hearted
meant to **** but only farted."

Sorry if someone already put this in the comments

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User avatar #84 to #83 - imbucknakid (09/10/2013) [-]
So one day I took a chance
Tried to fart
And **** my pants
User avatar #55 - telekinesis (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Here I sit
Same as ever
took a dump and pulled the lever
the toilet clogged and the water flowed
look out world it's a motherload
-Beavis
#1 - zombiealah (09/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**** The Police.
User avatar #7 to #1 - ecomp (09/10/2013) [-]
Police don't paint bathroom stalls numbnuts.
#80 - umbramortis (09/10/2013) [-]
Found this one carved into the door of an outhouse at a scout camp in New Mexico:
"Stoners live and stoners die
but in the end we all get high
so if at first you don't succeed
**** it all and smoke some weed"
#33 - dvdfaust ONLINE (09/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Most bathroom haikus are never
too interesting or clever
but limerick stalls
while I scratch my balls
are some of the funniest ever.

(pic related: it's limerick.)
User avatar #127 - avyon (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
hear i sit, taking a **** , and having a really rough time.
i push and push, and strain my tush, but all that i get is green slime.
I pushed and pushed, but started to contemplate
Should I finish this dump, or should I masturbate
i groaned and cowered, shaking a bit, trying so hard not to cry
if i continue to strain my bowels like this, i'll lose my intestines and die
as i pushed, my muscles strained, my knuckles began to crack,
and as i shat, from the water came the god damn splash back.
my ass now covered with water from this filthy crap filled bowl,
but i push some more and soon beads of sweat begin to roll.
So I try as I might, In this fair fight, To take a massive dump
I finally do it, Hurrah I say! In the water, the crap goes thump
my intestines spasim, my sphincter aches, and with a mighty shake,
a rocket turd flys out my ass and causes my toilet to break.
So on to attempts, I devised a new plan to get the **** out inside
I used lotion as lube and shoved my fist up, and prepared for a wild ride.
i pushed and pushed, but nothing came out, groaning i stood on the seat
i stuck up a finger and dragged out that **** , that feeling has made me complete
but during my caper, i discovered no paper, not one single sheet.
but i could not linger, so i used my finger, and wiped it on the seat.
User avatar #68 - futureofmlb (09/10/2013) [-]
Someone wrote this in our bathroom and I thought it was genious. Now I'm mad that it isnt original
User avatar #4 - haitianfighter ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
**** house Poo-it. no? ok.
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