The Shithouse Poet Returns. write your responses and ill write the highest thumbed one.. "With this ink we unite our nation, through the impervious means of defecation. Armed with truth, we renounce their goals, from the cold seat of our surfac The Shithouse Poet Returns write your responses and ill the highest thumbed one "With this ink we unite our nation through impervious means of defecation Armed with truth renounce their goals from cold seat surfac
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #11 - peacefullychaotic
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"With this ink we unite our nation,
through the impervious means of defecation.
Armed with truth, we renounce their goals,
from the cold seat of our surface stained, porcelain bowls.
For the sanitized media they'd hang in our eyes,
Reeks of what hangs inbetween my thighs...
Because the only thing clogged in this frontier of flies,
is the flushing truth of all. their. lies."
User avatar #49 to #11 - deepgreen
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great poem, is 'frontier of flies' to be interpreted literally? Because I couldn't find any other meanings to it.
User avatar #51 to #49 - peacefullychaotic
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Yeah.
User avatar #119 to #11 - Ekans
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.... Copy cat
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User avatar #96 to #11 - IamSofaKingdom
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I am liking the lines and the choice of words but some of the syllables get really long in specific lines and are in general very sporadic which gives it a choppy reading rhythm.
User avatar #135 to #96 - jacksipian
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i concur.
User avatar #165 to #135 - peacefullychaotic
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I don't.
#46 to #11 - ethkot
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surprised no one used this yet
#14 to #11 - kettleftw
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that was beautiful
User avatar #21 to #11 - sanshi
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Am I the only one who read that thinking of Team Rocket?
User avatar #104 to #21 - itemexchange
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i hope not cus thats what its based off
User avatar #164 to #104 - peacefullychaotic
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I can confirm this.
User avatar #12 to #11 - peacefullychaotic
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What am I doing with my life.
#16 to #12 - upsiepoopsie
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I don't know but you should be a published author.
User avatar #45 to #16 - peacefullychaotic
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Honestly I probably will, eventually. I'm 16, and I really have no clue how life 'n' stuff works.

But hey.
#28 to #11 - masarua
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Meowth: That's right!
Meowth: That's right!
User avatar #138 to #28 - girguy
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what the pooping ****
I replied to his comment and said that, then looked at the replies and saw that you already said it

hivemind
User avatar #108 to #28 - harbingerwolf
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Jesus ****, saw that pic, read your comment, laughed, looked back and shat myself.
User avatar #29 - ipostcheesepizza
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"Here I sit and contemplate, should I **** or masturbate?"
#50 to #29 - slowshade
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why not both?    
   
pic related its >yfw
why not both?

pic related its >yfw
#129 to #50 - anon id: c762a47e
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This doesn't work trust me.
User avatar #161 to #129 - slowshade
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i dont think your trying hard enough
#30 - ipostcheesepizza
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#32 to #30 - chargrilledawesome
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Considering that Star Trek teleportation consists of a persons entire being becoming copied, disintegrated, and moved to another position where it is reassembled exactly the same, and that no movement is involved, that joke is pretty weak.
User avatar #47 to #32 - theundone
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There he is boys and girls, the "life of the party".
User avatar #58 to #32 - elvarj
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Thank you, Buzz Killington.
#64 to #58 - falloutreaper
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It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
#63 to #32 - louda
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#75 to #40 - chargrilledawesome
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User avatar #100 to #97 - sirfiiddlesticks
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WHAT THE **** ARE YOU GUYS DOING
#101 to #100 - chargrilledawesome
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#22 - pappathethird
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User avatar #62 to #22 - peacefullychaotic
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This is 4chan.
User avatar #115 to #22 - theafroman
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"Bitch I came to take a ****, not discuss philosophy!"
User avatar #154 to #22 - mistafishy
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I wish I ******* pursued art...
User avatar #59 - mrnoodlez
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Ahem. Here I sit in smelly vapor, as someone stole the toilet paper. Shall I leave, shall I linger, or shall I be force to use my finger?
#120 to #59 - itstehbrutal
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#65 to #59 - lordpancake
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That was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
User avatar #107 to #65 - unicornmangina
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omg squidgirl
#110 to #59 - prozmbieeater
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User avatar #15 - animepost
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No porcelain safe. No toilet. No sink.
My pen is louder than bright orange ink.


sorry, that "bear" comic 9 posts back has inspire me to rhyme.
User avatar #74 - pillsmakeitgrow
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Poop backwards is poop
User avatar #128 to #74 - akumaxoji
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I don't believe you
#82 to #74 - crazyspireman
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#79 to #74 - windmagevaati
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#106 to #79 - kaycie
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this thread is now tmnt
this thread is now tmnt
#122 to #106 - creosote
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#112 to #106 - windmagevaati
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#35 - therealtjthemedic
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#103 to #35 - xtremehivoltage
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"your mom is a mom" Canadian grafitti at its finest Only canada pic i have :/
User avatar #131 to #35 - germed
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The one I found on the first Left 4 Dead years ago was better.
"Here I sit, broken hearted,"
"Came to ****, and the apocolypse started"

No idea why they changed the last line.
#36 to #35 - therealtjthemedic
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i actually meant to post this one instead _ oops
User avatar #37 to #36 - dragostarc
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"They don't eat feet, I am a doctor." Seems legit
User avatar #139 to #36 - mangostormlegend
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One of life's greatest mysteries:

"Do zombies poop?"
#38 to #36 - tehtrollface
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>mfw I flushed it 50 times and now it DOWSN'T WORK

User avatar #39 to #38 - tehtrollface
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Son of a bitch. Doesn't*
#70 - vanillasmoke
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here i sit all broken hearted tried to **** but only farted, then one day i took a chance, tried to fart and **** my pants.   
   
some come here to sit and think some come here to **** and think but i come here to scratch my balls and read the writings on the stalls.
here i sit all broken hearted tried to **** but only farted, then one day i took a chance, tried to fart and **** my pants.

some come here to sit and think some come here to **** and think but i come here to scratch my balls and read the writings on the stalls.
User avatar #137 to #70 - jacksipian
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what song is that based off of? it seems familiar
User avatar #153 to #137 - vanillasmoke
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i honestly couldn't tell you, probably a nursery rhyme
User avatar #67 - CrabFace
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Here i sit, quite elated. Came to **** but masturbated.