The Shithouse Poet Returns. write your responses and ill write the highest thumbed one.. "With this ink we unite our nation, through the impervious means of defecation. Armed with truth, we renounce their goals, from the cold seat of our surfac
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The Shithouse Poet Returns

write your responses and ill write the highest thumbed one

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User avatar #11 - peacefullychaotic (09/10/2013) [+] (18 replies)
"With this ink we unite our nation,
through the impervious means of defecation.
Armed with truth, we renounce their goals,
from the cold seat of our surface stained, porcelain bowls.
For the sanitized media they'd hang in our eyes,
Reeks of what hangs inbetween my thighs...
Because the only thing clogged in this frontier of flies,
is the flushing truth of all. their. lies."
User avatar #29 - ipostcheesepizza (09/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Here I sit and contemplate, should I **** or masturbate?"
#30 - ipostcheesepizza (09/10/2013) [+] (21 replies)
#22 - pappathethird (09/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #59 - mrnoodlez (09/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Ahem. Here I sit in smelly vapor, as someone stole the toilet paper. Shall I leave, shall I linger, or shall I be force to use my finger?
User avatar #15 - animepost (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No porcelain safe. No toilet. No sink.
My pen is louder than bright orange ink.


sorry, that "bear" comic 9 posts back has inspire me to rhyme.
User avatar #74 - pillsmakeitgrow (09/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Poop backwards is poop
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
here i sit
broken hearted
tried to ****
but only farted
#35 - therealtjthemedic (09/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#70 - vanillasmoke (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
here i sit all broken hearted tried to 						****					 but only farted, then one day i took a chance, tried to fart and 						****					 my pants.   
   
some come here to sit and think some come here to 						****					 and think but i come here to scratch my balls and read the writings on the stalls.
here i sit all broken hearted tried to **** but only farted, then one day i took a chance, tried to fart and **** my pants.

some come here to sit and think some come here to **** and think but i come here to scratch my balls and read the writings on the stalls.
User avatar #67 - CrabFace (09/10/2013) [-]
Here i sit, quite elated. Came to **** but masturbated.
#43 - Skajaquada (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now... what do you think.... the ********* poet MEANT by that?
#83 - CatholicPriest (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Here i sit broken hearted   
meant to 						****					 but only farted."   
   
 Sorry if someone already put this in the comments    
   
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"Here i sit broken hearted
meant to **** but only farted."

Sorry if someone already put this in the comments

.gif unrelated
User avatar #84 to #83 - imbucknakid (09/10/2013) [-]
So one day I took a chance
Tried to fart
And **** my pants
User avatar #55 - telekinesis (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Here I sit
Same as ever
took a dump and pulled the lever
the toilet clogged and the water flowed
look out world it's a motherload
-Beavis
#1 - zombiealah (09/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**** The Police.
User avatar #7 to #1 - ecomp (09/10/2013) [-]
Police don't paint bathroom stalls numbnuts.
#80 - umbramortis (09/10/2013) [-]
Found this one carved into the door of an outhouse at a scout camp in New Mexico:
"Stoners live and stoners die
but in the end we all get high
so if at first you don't succeed
**** it all and smoke some weed"
#33 - dvdfaust ONLINE (09/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Most bathroom haikus are never
too interesting or clever
but limerick stalls
while I scratch my balls
are some of the funniest ever.

(pic related: it's limerick.)
User avatar #68 - futureofmlb (09/10/2013) [-]
Someone wrote this in our bathroom and I thought it was genious. Now I'm mad that it isnt original
User avatar #4 - haitianfighter (09/10/2013) [-]
**** house Poo-it. no? ok.
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