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User avatar #28 - Dember ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I've had a sleep disorder since I was about six or younger in which sleeping "too often" (such as nightly) is difficult for me - I only get tired every two or three days on average, and can stay up for four with little to no loss of mental function.
Hit my record when I was in my early teen years: five and a half, nearly six days; but I was a living zombie by that point and crashed for a full twenty-four hours. Can't imagine that was very healthy.

Ironically, I've always seemed to be unusually caffeine-resistant. ... Even I shudder to think what would happen if I tried red bull and coffee, though. Maybe mix an energy drink with espresso or something? I don't want to find out.

In regards to sleeping schedule, the only side-effects I've found thus far are chronic dark circles under my eyes, however.
Who knows, maybe my father was just a panda with a bad case of insomnia.
User avatar #58 to #28 - asongulol (09/10/2013) [-]
you just need to fap more often.
User avatar #97 to #58 - Dember ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
I tested this theory long ago... Hand gets tired and wears out long before I do. :<
#38 to #28 - anonymous (09/10/2013) [-]
Whoa there I didn't ask for your life story.
#43 to #38 - Dember ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
That's why I didn't ask you to read it. =D
#29 to #28 - dedaluminus (09/10/2013) [-]
Do you look anything like this?
#34 to #29 - Dember ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
No, more like this, but with better skin.

And also lips.
#35 to #34 - dedaluminus (09/10/2013) [-]
What a waste. You were an awkward sitting position, a pathological love of sweets, and a weird way of holding a cell-phone away from being a rich, incredible detective.

Now your career options have boiled down to Keith Richards' stunt double.
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