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thekeeperofthumbs
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(09/09/2013)
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mfw I have no intention of driving in my lifetime
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clappedcrack
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(09/10/2013)
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well done, feel proud
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jordanish
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(09/10/2013)
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you use a picture of the greatest co-pilot, who flew the fastest ship in the galaxy, to illustrate that you don't care about driving. Oh the irony
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thekeeperofthumbs
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**thekeeperofthumbs rolls 06**
mfw I realized this
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clittyrubquick
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(09/10/2013)
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I'm with you. Do you have a driver's license?
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superintrovert
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(09/10/2013)
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I'm with this guy, name extremely relevant.
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roguevocoderblitz
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(09/10/2013)
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How come your not going to drive??
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roguevocoderblitz
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(09/10/2013)
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Thats was a serious question dont know why all the red thumbs...
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traelos
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And how exactly do you plan to manage that?
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chthulhu
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(09/10/2013)
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Take the bus, or bike over there. Anything not reachable via that method can be reached by plane or taxi.
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traelos
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(09/10/2013)
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What if he wanted to go somewhere with less than 1,000,000 people per square foot?
The nearest taxi to my current location is at least 50 miles, and buses do not come here.
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vigilum
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(09/10/2013)
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He could run.
10/10 endurance.
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ilolzville
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(09/10/2013)
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He'd hire a driver. Duh.
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traelos
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(09/10/2013)
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Hows he going to afford a driver without driving first?
Kinda hard to get a job with enough money to pay for a driver if you never leave the house.
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ilolzville
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(09/10/2013)
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Simple. He'd get a job working on a shipping boat as his first job (obviously parents excited that he actually got a job and is moving out would drive him around until he leaves for job. Then NEVER stop working on shipping boats until he had mad bread to buy a house and car and then pay for a driver. Then with said mad bread he could just make his money off of selling buying stock!
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traelos
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(09/10/2013)
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But what if he had to drive pirates away from his shipping boat?
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miyam
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(09/10/2013)
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Strength + 6.
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traelos
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(09/10/2013)
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What?
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miyam
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(09/10/2013)
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He will fight the pirates with the strength of Thor, as given to him by the magic button.
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traelos
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(09/10/2013)
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No no no.
That's still "driving" them off.
He would have to beat them down with a prius, anything else isn't allowed.
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miyam
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(09/10/2013)
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He could probably beat someone to death with a prius. It would make for a pretty embarrassing death too.
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traelos
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(09/10/2013)
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Yeah, but he's still using a prius.
Like how embarrassing would it be to go to the tavern for some ale after driving away some pirates and while everyone else is showing off their flintlock pistols and cutlasses you have to pull out the gayest car since that one that was shaped like a dick.
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ilolzville
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(09/10/2013)
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what you did there
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