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    #4 - thekeeperofthumbs#277 on commentsRank#277
    Reply+309
    (09/09/2013)[-]
    mfw I have no intention of driving in my lifetime
    mfw I have no intention of driving in my lifetime
    User avatar#385 to #4 - clappedcrack
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    well done, feel proud
    User avatar#317 to #4 - jordanish
    Reply+4
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    you use a picture of the greatest co-pilot, who flew the fastest ship in the galaxy, to illustrate that you don't care about driving. Oh the irony
    #330 to #317 - thekeeperofthumbs#277 on commentsRank#277
    Reply+2
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    **thekeeperofthumbs rolls 06** mfw I realized this
    **thekeeperofthumbs rolls 06** mfw I realized this
    User avatar#299 to #4 - clittyrubquick
    Reply+1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    I'm with you. Do you have a driver's license?
    #288 to #4 - superintrovert
    Reply+2
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    I'm with this guy, name extremely relevant.
    User avatar#138 to #4 - roguevocoderblitz
    Reply-3
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    How come your not going to drive??
    User avatar#465 to #138 - roguevocoderblitz
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Thats was a serious question dont know why all the red thumbs...
    User avatar#36 to #4 - traelos
    Reply-5
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    And how exactly do you plan to manage that?
    User avatar#72 to #36 - chthulhu
    Reply+5
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Take the bus, or bike over there. Anything not reachable via that method can be reached by plane or taxi.
    User avatar#97 to #72 - traelos
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    What if he wanted to go somewhere with less than 1,000,000 people per square foot?

    The nearest taxi to my current location is at least 50 miles, and buses do not come here.
    User avatar#248 to #97 - vigilum
    Reply+10
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    He could run.
    10/10 endurance.
    #43 to #36 - ilolzville
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    He'd hire a driver. Duh.
    User avatar#45 to #43 - traelos
    Reply-2
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Hows he going to afford a driver without driving first?

    Kinda hard to get a job with enough money to pay for a driver if you never leave the house.
    #47 to #45 - ilolzville
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Simple. He'd get a job working on a shipping boat as his first job (obviously parents excited that he actually got a job and is moving out would drive him around until he leaves for job. Then NEVER stop working on shipping boats until he had mad bread to buy a house and car and then pay for a driver. Then with said mad bread he could just make his money off of selling buying stock!
    User avatar#48 to #47 - traelos
    Reply-2
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    But what if he had to drive pirates away from his shipping boat?
    #94 to #48 - miyam
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Strength + 6.
    User avatar#95 to #94 - traelos
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    What?
    #96 to #95 - miyam
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    He will fight the pirates with the strength of Thor, as given to him by the magic button.
    User avatar#98 to #96 - traelos
    Reply+3
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    No no no.

    That's still "driving" them off.

    He would have to beat them down with a prius, anything else isn't allowed.
    #100 to #98 - miyam
    Reply+1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    He could probably beat someone to death with a prius. It would make for a pretty embarrassing death too.
    User avatar#102 to #100 - traelos
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Yeah, but he's still using a prius.

    Like how embarrassing would it be to go to the tavern for some ale after driving away some pirates and while everyone else is showing off their flintlock pistols and cutlasses you have to pull out the gayest car since that one that was shaped like a dick.
    #74 to #48 - ilolzville
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    what you did there
    what you did there
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