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immortality is its own punishment, but also its own reward.

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You are immortal and will but You are immortal and will
never die no matter what never die no matter what
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#23 - whovianofawesome (09/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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User avatar #25 - Crusader (09/10/2013) [+] (17 replies)
You will be resurrected back to perfect health every time you die, and you never age.

BUT

Each resurrection costs the life of someone you love.
User avatar #1 - yunogasaii (09/09/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Immortality is the dumbest power ever, unless you have the ability to intentionally die when you want
#24 - aldheim (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Push the button.
Push the button.
User avatar #70 - askafj (09/10/2013) [+] (12 replies)
12895129512757757129 years later and you're standing on a tall building, in a big city, on a new earth, on a new planet, in a new galaxy. You're just about to jump, but you can't. You physically can't make the jump. You sit down and you start to cry, knowing that you will never get out of this torment that is called 'life'. You have done everything, you have seen all there is to see and you still feel like there's a hole in your soul. All those people you used to know, all those 'best friends' you used to have... gone. You have been married too much to ever know how to love again and you have had so many children that you don't know how to be proud of anything. You have gone insane really, but not just because you can't die, but because no one else knows how you feel. All those pets you used to have, all the dogs, all the cats... nothing is cute anymore, is it? No, no... nothing is cute anymore, nothing smells or tastes good... everything just tastes as bitter as life it self.

Life is bitter, enjoy it while it lasts.
User avatar #50 - lurg (09/10/2013) [+] (10 replies)
life would get pretty damn boring when the universe ends.
until it is re-birthed of course
User avatar #55 to #50 - fuzzyballs (09/10/2013) [-]
and then you can choose your own little planet and play a god to the frog people!
User avatar #36 - hates (09/10/2013) [-]
The keywords here are "you won't die NO MATTER WHAT"
Imagine an earthquake happens, and you get trapped under the debris, but the rescuers can't find you. Now you're stuck there forever. Imagine you somehow piss off the mafia, and they make you sleep with the fishes. You'll be stuck at the bottom of the ocean until you manage to get your feet out of the cement shoes.
#28 - haziri (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Unless you get hyper regeneration, immortality is **** by itself.
#109 - dyejordan (09/10/2013) [-]
>Become immortal
>Build up wealth through millions of years.
>Create a huge Space station with awesome ****
>Make sure to have atleast 30 female dogs and cats and 10 male dogs and cats (any other pets you might want)
>Make sure to freeze a few girls and boys
>Skip ahead till end of the universe.
>Be long gone in another universe.
>Find a planet similar to earth
>Let Dogs and cats(and other pets) reproduce on that planet and also humans
>Become the ruler of the new Earth
>Everything and everyone thinks your a god
>Give them like 10 rules to follow
>Secretly input a human child into a female virgin.
>Tell the female its your child.
>Leave the new earth for a few thousand years
>Come back
>Repeat all these steps
>???
>Profit
User avatar #106 - toosexyforyou (09/10/2013) [-]
I think the 2 main reasons people choose to live is 1. family/friends/etc. and 2. they want to become immortal.
#101 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In the end, floating around in an empty space
You feel hunger, but cannot die
You feel thirst, but cannot die
You are horny, but cannot fap due to being in space
There's nothing to see
Nothing to do
All you do, is float around in an empty space
You, and only you
You can't die
And there you are
In eternal darkness, for all eternity

So yea, no thanks. I'll be skipping this one
User avatar #77 - gelind (09/10/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Live till time travel. travel back to this day, dont make the decision. Live a huge amount of time then regain the ability of death and see your first part of life again.
User avatar #68 - woodywoodlinson (09/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What if you were to be blended into a fine liquid and drops of you were distributed all over the world? What would happen?
User avatar #52 - zeroxnight (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
watch everything, all the anime and manga for all time. play every game. and once the universe ends, still alive. and wandering the void outside the universe until I reach the nexus of all
User avatar #40 - ninjeh ONLINE (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There's a downside to this.. for example nathan's power from Misfits..
if you become a vegetable by accident \ purpose and you dont die, and no one will kill you, you will have to live forever as a vegetable not able to do anything
#18 - bobtehsnail (09/09/2013) [-]
I would never ever do this. I have no doubts I will piss the wrong person off and I'll probably end up at the bottom of the ocean. Or stuck in concrete like that one dude that I saw from the Terrifying Comp.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4778334/Terrifying+Comp+Part+2/
User avatar #17 - deadadventurer (09/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The keywords here are "no matter what."

Immortality does not bring superhuman strength or anything of the sort. Imagine you were to piss off the wrong people (mafia, government, muslims or something even worse.) , imagine they eventually realise you are immortal but want to kill you none the less.

There are worse things than death. Imagine spending eternity encased inside the concrete of the fundament of a scyscraper.
User avatar #16 - quitethedelicacy (09/09/2013) [-]
I would like to be immortal if it also stopped the aging process.

Being immortal while still aging will probably suck.
User avatar #3 - metalmind (09/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Not without other additions like relative youth.
Just never dying alone doesn't mean that you won't age until you are nothing but a witherd hull.
And I would at least want the ability to forget, or I want to look like captain jack harkness.
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