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immortality is its own punishment, but also its own reward.

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You are immortal and will but You are immortal and will
never die no matter what never die no matter what
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#23 - whovianofawesome (09/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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User avatar #25 - Crusader (09/10/2013) [+] (17 replies)
You will be resurrected back to perfect health every time you die, and you never age.

BUT

Each resurrection costs the life of someone you love.
User avatar #1 - yunogasaii (09/09/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Immortality is the dumbest power ever, unless you have the ability to intentionally die when you want
#24 - aldheim (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Push the button.
Push the button.
User avatar #70 - askafj (09/10/2013) [+] (12 replies)
12895129512757757129 years later and you're standing on a tall building, in a big city, on a new earth, on a new planet, in a new galaxy. You're just about to jump, but you can't. You physically can't make the jump. You sit down and you start to cry, knowing that you will never get out of this torment that is called 'life'. You have done everything, you have seen all there is to see and you still feel like there's a hole in your soul. All those people you used to know, all those 'best friends' you used to have... gone. You have been married too much to ever know how to love again and you have had so many children that you don't know how to be proud of anything. You have gone insane really, but not just because you can't die, but because no one else knows how you feel. All those pets you used to have, all the dogs, all the cats... nothing is cute anymore, is it? No, no... nothing is cute anymore, nothing smells or tastes good... everything just tastes as bitter as life it self.

Life is bitter, enjoy it while it lasts.
User avatar #50 - lurg (09/10/2013) [+] (10 replies)
life would get pretty damn boring when the universe ends.
until it is re-birthed of course
User avatar #55 to #50 - fuzzyballs (09/10/2013) [-]
and then you can choose your own little planet and play a god to the frog people!
User avatar #36 - hates (09/10/2013) [-]
The keywords here are "you won't die NO MATTER WHAT"
Imagine an earthquake happens, and you get trapped under the debris, but the rescuers can't find you. Now you're stuck there forever. Imagine you somehow piss off the mafia, and they make you sleep with the fishes. You'll be stuck at the bottom of the ocean until you manage to get your feet out of the cement shoes.
#28 - haziri (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Unless you get hyper regeneration, immortality is shit by itself.
User avatar #106 - toosexyforyou (09/10/2013) [-]
I think the 2 main reasons people choose to live is 1. family/friends/etc. and 2. they want to become immortal.
#101 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In the end, floating around in an empty space
You feel hunger, but cannot die
You feel thirst, but cannot die
You are horny, but cannot fap due to being in space
There's nothing to see
Nothing to do
All you do, is float around in an empty space
You, and only you
You can't die
And there you are
In eternal darkness, for all eternity

So yea, no thanks. I'll be skipping this one
User avatar #77 - gelind (09/10/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Live till time travel. travel back to this day, dont make the decision. Live a huge amount of time then regain the ability of death and see your first part of life again.
User avatar #68 - woodywoodlinson (09/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What if you were to be blended into a fine liquid and drops of you were distributed all over the world? What would happen?
User avatar #52 - zeroxnight (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
watch everything, all the anime and manga for all time. play every game. and once the universe ends, still alive. and wandering the void outside the universe until I reach the nexus of all
User avatar #40 - ninjeh (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There's a downside to this.. for example nathan's power from Misfits..
if you become a vegetable by accident \ purpose and you dont die, and no one will kill you, you will have to live forever as a vegetable not able to do anything
User avatar #38 - screaming (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think the main issue here is that

1. No regeneration after injuries
2. You'll still feel pain.

I for one would hate to watch everyone I've ever loved die around me and on top of that, take some of the most sever beatings and not get any peace from death.
User avatar #21 - trisketthebiskit (09/09/2013) [-]
jump out of a spaceship and be in space to invite others
#18 - bobtehsnail (09/09/2013) [-]
I would never ever do this. I have no doubts I will piss the wrong person off and I'll probably end up at the bottom of the ocean. Or stuck in concrete like that one dude that I saw from the Terrifying Comp.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4778334/Terrifying+Comp+Part+2/
User avatar #17 - deadadventurer (09/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The keywords here are "no matter what."

Immortality does not bring superhuman strength or anything of the sort. Imagine you were to piss off the wrong people (mafia, government, muslims or something even worse.) , imagine they eventually realise you are immortal but want to kill you none the less.

There are worse things than death. Imagine spending eternity encased inside the concrete of the fundament of a scyscraper.
User avatar #16 - quitethedelicacy (09/09/2013) [-]
I would like to be immortal if it also stopped the aging process.

Being immortal while still aging will probably suck.
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