I will. Depending on which type of power you get, people trying to kill you can easily become a total non-issue. Mindcontrol for instance?. com You will be gran
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Depending on which type of power you get, people trying to kill you can easily become a total non-issue.

Mindcontrol for instance?

You will be granted any but Most people alive will try
superpower you like, you and kill you.
will also be the only
person to ever have this.
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Submitted: 09/09/2013
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#10 - iliekbats ONLINE (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'd choose the superpower to reflect any physical damage I would take right back at the aggressor, then travel to 'Muricah and watch as all dem armed hillbillies tear themselves to shreds by unloadign the entire American arsenal on me.

User avatar #1 - grimeyboi (09/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
or the obvious choice of invincibility
#2 to #1 - iamnuff (09/09/2013) [-]
the problem with that is that it only stops people from killing you, but doesn't actually GIVE you anything.

except invincibility, obviously.

i'd go for wide-area mind-control.

or just the supernatural (passive) ability to make people like me when they look at me.

this will either lead to me being totally loved by everyone i meet, or blind ninja assassins.

I can live with either, or not, as the case may me.
User avatar #18 - gurtol (09/10/2013) [-]
Hell yeah! Id be spider man but instead of shooting web from my wrists i shoot hundreds of spiders a second. Id like to see anyone come near me!
User avatar #17 - miia ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
The superpower to do whatever i want without having people trying to kill me
User avatar #16 - mookiez (09/10/2013) [-]
Invisibility, steal what ever I want and hide from those that want to kill me. Go every where invisible, they won't know of my presence.
User avatar #14 - theavatar (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
To transform into any animal i want. When the see me ill run then tranform into something and get away like a germ or ant
User avatar #13 - painfullfoxtwo (09/10/2013) [-]
the power of absolute hypnosis
#9 - bobtehsnail (09/09/2013) [-]
Sounds like me IRL but without the super powers.
User avatar #7 - quitethedelicacy (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Ask for invisibility
>Noone will ever be able to find you

Better get those thermal goggles going if they want a piece of me.
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