bar fight. . IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills  bar fight IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into spills
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IF WORLD WAR ONE
WAS A BAR FIGHT
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in
the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria
and spills Austria' s pint,
Austria demands Serbia. buy it a complete new suit
because there are splashes on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austrian point of
view,
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it rank afford a whole suit, but
offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria' s trousers.
Russia and Serbia look at Austria.
Austria asks Serbia who it' s looking at,
Russia suggests that Austria should have its little
brother alone.
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in
compelling it to do so.
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been
looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order
that Britain should not intervene.
Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to,
that Britain is looking at Germ any too, and what is
Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or
will render Russia incapable of such action.
Britain and France ask Germany whether its looking
at Belgium.
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper.
when they come back, Turkey makes a show of not
looking at anyone.
Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and
punches Belgium.
France and Britain pun ch Germany. Austria punches
Emma Germany punches Britain and France with one
hand and Russia with the other.
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and
nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side
of the room that it' s on Britain* s side, but stays there.
Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back.
There are no hard feelings because Britain made
Australia do it.
France gets thrown through a plate glass win dew, but
gets back up and carries on lighting. Russia gets
thrown through another on e, gets knocked out, suffers
brain damage, and wakes up with a complete
personality change.
Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but
Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the
air and runs round the room chanting.
America waits till Germany is about to fall over from
sustained punching from Britain and France, then
walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then
pretends it won the fight all by itself,
By now all the chairs are broken and the " mirror
our the bar is sire Herod. Britain, France and America
agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the
whole thing is Germaney' s fault I While -Germany is still
unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its
wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends,
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#2 - kanedam
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thats pretty accurate! lol...

"america waits till germany [...] then pretends it won the fight all by itself" damn thats a good sentence! got to remember it...
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User avatar #8 - apocalypticburrito
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so overall
a pretty good night at the bar
plus free drinks
#10 - wallnaut
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Serbia mentioned in post. Swell with pride
#1 - sorakirin
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is there one of these for WWII?
User avatar #12 to #1 - roflstorm
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A few nights later, Tensions are still high from the last brawl.
Everyone is still banged up. Some more than others.
But Germany and Austria seem to be ok and are whispering back and forth between eachother.
Germany mentions to Austria that him and Russia are sort of friends now, somehow.
A new lad by the name of Poland walks into the bar and sits down at a table, ordering a small glass of beer.
Germany tells Austria that "he's got this one"
Germany then walks over to Poland and swings a mighty fist at Polands face, Knocking him out cold.
France and Britain immediately look at Germany, but still being woozy from a few nights ago, they miss and Germany makes a beeline towards Norway and Denmark.
Italy stands up and grabs Germany and they both start swinging at France.
Germany is pushed back after France punched him in the face and bumps into Russia, spilling both drinks.
Meanwhile, Britain starts walking over to America and asks for some help with this one.
America says he's busy and is glaring over at Vietnam when Japan flicks a booger at America, Landing in his drink, (Had to come up with a bar equivalent to pearl harbour). America walks over and pushed Japan and Japan pushes back.
While all this is going on, Britain and Australia have a hand on one of Libya's arms and Germany and Italy each have a hand on the other arm while punching each other. Libya is pulled towards Australia and Britain when Canada runs over and punches Germany in the ribs for trying to take on the Netherlands earlier, loosening his grip enough to free Libya. With Libya free of Germany and Italy's grasps, Italy, with the grip loosened, Italy, who's is absolutely exhausted from the punching from Britain, lets go and falls to the floor. Britain falls backwards on the floor and America intervenes by finishing Germany off with the heavy blow.
Cont'd
User avatar #13 to #12 - roflstorm
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France has given altogether after been scared off by Germany's intimidation.
Britain, Australia, Canada, are all stumbling, barely standing up when Germany runs out of the bar, trips over a rock and falls in the way of an oncoming car. Austria sees this and hides in the bathrooms
Canada runs over and picks a nearly unconscious Netherlands up and puts him in a seat for a breather.
America and Japan are now in a full out brawl by themselves on the other side of the bar when America slams a heavy mug on Japans head, knocking him to the floor, Japan stand over Japan and asks if he's done, Japan spits on America's shoe and America slams another mug on Japan's head, Knocking him out for good.
User avatar #14 to #13 - roflstorm
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Some details might be wrong, My history isn't stellar.
User avatar #17 to #14 - roflstorm
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****,
Neither is my English for that matter
#18 to #17 - sorakirin
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You sir are awesome
User avatar #15 to #12 - roflstorm
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(09/10/2013) [-]
still high?

Still woozy
User avatar #11 - DmOnZ
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Canada was there too...
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User avatar #7 - internetrage
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smashes germany with a barstool! thats a cracker
User avatar #6 - MaelRadec
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(09/10/2013) [-]
germany was a badass in that case... like punching a faggot and sir while also punching a huge fella.... at least that's how i pictured it
User avatar #5 - randomwanker
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It's easier when you explain it with balls
User avatar #4 - fightforfate
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(09/10/2013) [-]
wheres new zealand?
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