bar fight. . IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills
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IF WORLD WAR ONE
WAS A BAR FIGHT
Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in
the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria
and spills Austria' s pint,
Austria demands Serbia. buy it a complete new suit
because there are splashes on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austrian point of
view,
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it rank afford a whole suit, but
offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria' s trousers.
Russia and Serbia look at Austria.
Austria asks Serbia who it' s looking at,
Russia suggests that Austria should have its little
brother alone.
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in
compelling it to do so.
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been
looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order
that Britain should not intervene.
Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to,
that Britain is looking at Germ any too, and what is
Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or
will render Russia incapable of such action.
Britain and France ask Germany whether its looking
at Belgium.
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper.
when they come back, Turkey makes a show of not
looking at anyone.
Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and
punches Belgium.
France and Britain pun ch Germany. Austria punches
Emma Germany punches Britain and France with one
hand and Russia with the other.
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and
nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side
of the room that it' s on Britain* s side, but stays there.
Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back.
There are no hard feelings because Britain made
Australia do it.
France gets thrown through a plate glass win dew, but
gets back up and carries on lighting. Russia gets
thrown through another on e, gets knocked out, suffers
brain damage, and wakes up with a complete
personality change.
Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but
Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the
air and runs round the room chanting.
America waits till Germany is about to fall over from
sustained punching from Britain and France, then
walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then
pretends it won the fight all by itself,
By now all the chairs are broken and the " mirror
our the bar is sire Herod. Britain, France and America
agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the
whole thing is Germaney' s fault I While -Germany is still
unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its
wallet, and buy drinks for all their friends,
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#2 - kanedam ONLINE (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
thats pretty accurate! lol...

"america waits till germany [...] then pretends it won the fight all by itself" damn thats a good sentence! got to remember it...
User avatar #8 - apocalypticburrito (09/10/2013) [-]
so overall
a pretty good night at the bar
plus free drinks
#10 - wallnaut ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Serbia mentioned in post. Swell with pride
#1 - sorakirin (09/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
is there one of these for WWII?
User avatar #11 - DmOnZ ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
Canada was there too...
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User avatar #7 - internetrage (09/10/2013) [-]
smashes germany with a barstool! thats a cracker
User avatar #6 - MaelRadec (09/10/2013) [-]
germany was a badass in that case... like punching a faggot and sir while also punching a huge fella.... at least that's how i pictured it
User avatar #5 - randomwanker (09/10/2013) [-]
It's easier when you explain it with balls
User avatar #4 - fightforfate (09/10/2013) [-]
wheres new zealand?
User avatar #3 - soundofwinter (09/10/2013) [-]
Germany would've had an opportunity at victory or white peace without America.
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