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    User avatar#218 - capslockrage
    Reply-33
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Yes, simplified, because we have the common sense to not pointlessly stay stuck in the past and conserve time by using simpler words.

    (yes, I know it's just a joke, but there are hundreds of jokes hating on america, and it gets quite stale to the point of being unfunny)
    User avatar#285 to #218 - meganinja
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    I don't see how this post would be bashing on America at all. I'm American and I think you're over reacting.
    #246 to #218 - darshian
    Reply+10
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    ur ttly rite. we shud smplify n evolv da inglsh langwage az much az posable so dat peeps can underst4nd us ezr.
    ur ttly rite. we shud smplify n evolv da inglsh langwage az much az posable so dat peeps can underst4nd us ezr.
    #229 to #218 - rototornjik
    Reply+4
    (09/10/2013)[-]
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    #220 to #218 - joelskee
    Reply+22
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    you take the piss out of everyover country but when its america it gets stale and unfunny?
    #343 to #220 - adanisboss
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    maybe its cause you call us fat lops? i understand him, but either way, im not offended
    #342 to #220 - CapnInterwebz
    Reply+1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    The best part about being America is that you get to do whatever you want whenever you want without having to put any thought into what you are actually doing.   
   
But in all seriousness, the US takes a lot less flak than other countries on this site, so I don't know why everybody is getting so bootybothered about it.
    The best part about being America is that you get to do whatever you want whenever you want without having to put any thought into what you are actually doing.

    But in all seriousness, the US takes a lot less flak than other countries on this site, so I don't know why everybody is getting so bootybothered about it.
    #506 to #342 - anon id: b42eca8a
    Reply0
    (09/11/2013)[-]
    ********************

    half the posts bashing a country are about the US alone. Half the posts bashing another country are usually posts about multiple countries, including the US.
    #326 to #220 - anon id: b42eca8a
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    it's just that the US is the most targeted one on this site.
    User avatar
    #275 to #220 - heartlessrobot#129 on commentsRank#129
    Reply-3
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    No, **** you. Every day there's post after post taking a dump on America, and every so often there's one making fun of other countries. But every post making fun of Britain (or the countries inside) raises a massive ******* *********. Get your head outta your arse.
    User avatar#286 to #275 - mymiddleleg [OP]
    Reply-4
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    You guy's brought it on yourselves
    User avatar#450 to #286 - Conquistador
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Cancer detected.
    User avatar#328 to #286 - HarvietheDinkle
    Reply+1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    "guy's"

    on a post about spelling
    User avatar
    #289 to #286 - heartlessrobot#129 on commentsRank#129
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Other than the rapidly declining population of overweight people and the idiots calling for gun control that will make the situation worse than before, I don't see how we brought it on ourselves.
    #260 to #220 - anon id: 197ef6b5
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    ********,theres only been one post that really calls out europe and the europeans wouldnt stop raging for a second,this page is nothing compared to that level of butthurt after the ONE post that calls out europe.

    www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4780644/Someone+finally+said+it/

    Euros are the real butthurt ones.
    User avatar#221 to #220 - capslockrage
    Reply-5
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    I don't take the piss out of other countries.
    And out of all the posts making fun of a country, ones about america make up about 75% of them or so.

    posts poking fun at the UK are like "hehe tea and crumpets lol"
    posts poking fun at the US are like "haha fatasses your country is ******"
    #279 to #221 - yahooki
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Then stop giving them a reaction, if they take the piss out of your country and you don't give a ****, then they'll get bored
    #236 to #221 - swagbot
    Reply+1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Jesus Christ, Broseph, chill the **** out.

    You wanna get angry at something? Use this instead: www.thedailysheeple.com/precious-little-girl-dismembered-while-she-is-still-alive-by-obamas-psychotic-syrian-rebels_092013

    There... now you're mad about something that actually matters!

    Love,
    Swagbot (A fellow American)
    User avatar#238 to #236 - capslockrage
    Reply-2
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    I'm not even mad, by your choice of language you're the one that seems mad.

    Also, I'm not going to waste my time on a garbage post that starts off with "Obama's psychotic Syrian rebels"
    #241 to #238 - swagbot
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Sir, you're still rustled.

    It makes me sad that you are rustled.

    Please unrustle yourself, because your rustlin' is makin' us all rustled!
    User avatar#235 to #221 - thegreatfj
    Reply+2
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    i think youl find that tea is actualy chinese and the tea bag was invented in new york. So why dont you put that in your crack pipe and smoke it
    #224 to #221 - joelskee
    Reply+2
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Liar, the vast majority of them are about Asians. Most of the jokes about America are not jokes, they are extremely accurate.
    Liar, the vast majority of them are about Asians. Most of the jokes about America are not jokes, they are extremely accurate.
    User avatar#226 to #224 - capslockrage
    Reply-1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    No, almost none of them are accurate, they're almost always stereotypes.
    that's like saying that all black people loving watermelon is 100% fact.

    Also, jokes about asians are towards their race, not their country.

    And again, those jokes are usually silly and lighthearted, while the ones towards america are usually not.
    #228 to #226 - joelskee
    Reply+3
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Wtf difference do the jokes about their races not their country have to do with everything, still mocking
    #227 to #226 - joelskee
    Reply-1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    I have been to your country and those stereotypes about being ******* stupid and too fat to walk so you use scooters are ridiculously accurate. It is just because you are an angry little 13 year old American that doesn't know anything about the rest of the world you do not realize how ****** you guys are.
    User avatar#331 to #227 - HarvietheDinkle
    Reply+1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    I live in America and generalizing the country - grouping together so many people - is akin to grouping together Europe as a whole. It's big enough that treating its culture as one unified culture, and treating its people as a unified nation, is a mistake.
    User avatar#232 to #227 - capslockrage
    Reply-1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Americans are no stupider than europeans, I have spent 3 months in europe twice, and other than accents they aren't much different. And too fat so they use scooters? I can go a week of going out often and never see someone like that, it's not nearly as common as the stereotype insinuates. Not even angry, just these jokes are posted far too often.

    Also, how exactly are we ******? We may have a bad government, but all governments have secrets and are dirty at least to some extent. The world may be ******, but not just america.
    #262 to #232 - tsukaza
    Reply+3
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    I don't want to get involved here but I found it quite funny when you said "Americans are no stupider than Europeans".... I mean COME ON.... You used the word stupider.
    User avatar#490 to #262 - capslockrage
    Reply-1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    "Stupider" is a word, moron.
    #491 to #490 - tsukaza
    Reply+1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    No need to insult. Also, would like some some clarification of how it's spelt like that
    User avatar#492 to #491 - capslockrage
    Reply-1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    You know "spelt" isn't a word, correct?
    it's "spelled"
    #493 to #492 - tsukaza
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Not only is Spelt another way of saying spelled, Spelt is a type of wheat and is therefore a word regardless... *Insert insulting comment here*
    I'm still waiting on your ""Stupider" is a word" thing.
    #494 to #493 - capslockrage
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
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    #495 to #494 - tsukaza
    Reply+1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    If you're replying on that for you knowledge of this language then I have some bad news for you.
    User avatar#497 to #495 - capslockrage
    Reply-1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    No, I'm relying on my common sense, that was just proof since it uses the dictionary.
    #499 to #497 - tsukaza
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Also, There are many things in these spell-check dictionaries that say something is correct however it's just simply not. I've had an online spell-check say that "thr" is a correct word before.
    #500 to #499 - capslockrage
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    also, thr is a medical abbreviation.
    also, thr is a medical abbreviation.
    #498 to #497 - tsukaza
    Reply+1
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    Something is or isn't *more stupid* than something else. Stupider is just grammatically incorrect to start with.
    #496 to #495 - tsukaza
    Reply0
    (09/10/2013)[-]
    And by replying I meant relying.
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