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#5 - carelessinteractin (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>saw this yesterday
>in english class
>girl with nice ass
>sudden thought of tappin' that
>mighty soldier stands ready to fight
>no no down boy
>flexes muscle
> **** actually worked
User avatar #15 - lasomacintosh (09/10/2013) [-]
I imagine a guy with a boner flexing trying to get it to go down.

All of a sudden, two girls walk by and they think he's flexing to get their attention and show off his muscles.

When they look, he's flexing his spindly arms and has a half flaccid bulge making his penis look smaller.

Then the girls tell everyone in school about how the guy with the tiny cock was trying to show off.
User avatar #14 - egosumproxi (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So Bad Luck Brian is just a dick strapped to a skeleton?... Everyone has muscles.
#23 - hiyorin (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The person who made this is ******* stupid.
#11 - memopod (09/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
off to **** to see if it works
User avatar #1 - skullhead ONLINE (09/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
> Was about to thumb down because this was currently on the front page
> Scrolled down
> Chuckled
#17 - anonymous (09/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Whoever made the original content about flexing a muscle is ******* retarded - if that were true how would anyone have ******* sex!?? what do you think you are doing other than flexing countless muscles all over your body during sex? Confirmed for virgin...

furthermore i wish people would stop obviously just making up 'facts' off the top of their heads
#20 to #17 - warioteam (09/10/2013) [-]
because your having sex, and since you are getting constant arousal blood flows freely.
******* idiot.
User avatar #21 - HardyUndertook ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
does it still work if u penis is to small for it to even matter?
User avatar #18 - reginleif (09/10/2013) [-]
I'm wondering, did OP spread this so that instead of having embarrassing stiffies, we now get caught flexing with embarrassing stiffies?
#6 - majorkok (09/10/2013) [-]
I read this yesterday, tried it today and nothing happened. Thank god I'm in engineering though, I come across instances like this once a semester.
User avatar #35 - imbucknakid (09/10/2013) [-]
I am currently unemployed. My girlfriend got home from her job yesterday and asked what I did all day. I say "Cleaned up, did the dishes, masturbated, showered, ate some lunch, moar dishes, masturbated repeatedly till you got home.." She says "Lots of fappen huh?" I say "I think my dick is about to fall off.." She replies "Just leave it in my nightstand so I can still use it.." And we continued to talk about non related boring **** . I dunno why, but this pic reminded me of this. I'm off to porn.. May the force be with you.
#32 - gryphemthegryphon ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
To all the people who say that flexing a muscle doesn't work for them try this instead: Do something subtle but something that still moves you enough for it to work. Something like tapping your fingers on the table, or tapping your heel on the ground. That's moving your entire leg and most people won't care.

Also, try to keep your mind relaxed and off of your erection. Try, but don't try too hard, to think about something else. Thinking of something like your mom or grandma naked has the risk of you thinking of your mom or grandma in aroused manner making the situation worse.

Iunno. It works for me.
User avatar #34 - hazzlet (09/10/2013) [-]
Do you really think I can flex my muscles for a whole minute?
User avatar #29 - cazabrow (09/10/2013) [-]
Have no strengthened muscle via workout - doesn't ******* matter, you can flex regardless.

Have literally no muscles, your body can't function. I realize it's just a joke but you have to meet me halfway here...

User avatar #28 - robertolee (09/10/2013) [-]
If he had no muscles he would have greater problems than getting an embarrassing erection. He wouldn't be able to take a **** , or even stand up for that matter.
#27 - Garude ONLINE (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
He has A muscle.
#12 - Aezync (09/10/2013) [-]
holy **** you are a miracle worker
User avatar #8 - aahrg (09/10/2013) [-]
works best if you flex your leg muscles or your abs if you have them.

your legs are closer and they are rather large muscles so they would take more blood
User avatar #7 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [-]
I saw this yesterday, and when I got a chance to try it it felt like I was threatening my dick.
"You want some of this, ************ ? I will use these muscles to wreck your **** in about two seconds flat if you don't take your goddamn Visagra and sit the **** down."
#4 - iseewhatchadidther (09/09/2013) [-]
tried and it didn't work
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