mfw this mallard. . lrig.' iii( ifile, s 'reiter?, Le' fayl miimii' lailii,' reaves. >saw this yesterday >in english class >girl with nice ass >sudden thought of tappin' that >mighty soldier stands ready to fight >no no down bo mfw this mallard lrig ' iii( ifile s 'reiter? Le' fayl miimii' lailii reaves >saw yesterday >in english class >girl with nice ass >sudden thought of tappin' that >mighty soldier stands ready to fight >no no down bo
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - carelessinteractin
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(09/09/2013) [-]
>saw this yesterday
>in english class
>girl with nice ass
>sudden thought of tappin' that
>mighty soldier stands ready to fight
>no no down boy
>flexes muscle
>**** actually worked
>mfw
User avatar #33 to #5 - megashot
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(09/10/2013) [-]
i can relate to this, as the same happened to me today
#9 to #5 - youngnigga
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mfw I see dat ass
mfw I see dat ass
User avatar #15 - lasomacintosh
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I imagine a guy with a boner flexing trying to get it to go down.

All of a sudden, two girls walk by and they think he's flexing to get their attention and show off his muscles.

When they look, he's flexing his spindly arms and has a half flaccid bulge making his penis look smaller.

Then the girls tell everyone in school about how the guy with the tiny cock was trying to show off.
User avatar #14 - egosumproxi
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So Bad Luck Brian is just a dick strapped to a skeleton?... Everyone has muscles.
#24 to #14 - anon id: ad9385d1
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muscles are so small they won't divert enough blood away from dick.
#23 - hiyorin
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The person who made this is ******* stupid.
#25 to #23 - taurusguy
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The bad luck brian part or the flexing muscles part? Because the flexing muscles **** doesnt work for me, or well it might but sure as **** doesnt work for morning wood, for that my own method is way more effective.
#11 - memopod
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off to **** to see if it works
User avatar #13 to #11 - latinotornado
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you took 40 minutes...did it work?
User avatar #16 to #13 - ImmortalBaconEater
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Apparently not
#19 to #13 - missions
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how do you know it took him 40 minutes?
User avatar #39 to #19 - latinotornado
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because I replied when his comment said (40 minutes ago)
User avatar #1 - skullhead
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> Was about to thumb down because this was currently on the front page
> Scrolled down
> Chuckled
#2 to #1 - wardd
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You coudn't see the bottom half of the pic?
how small is your screen
User avatar #3 to #2 - skullhead
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About 16-17 inches at 100% zoom...

I tend to look at the top of an image first when it loads though

#26 to #1 - hbananf
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How tiny is your monitor if all you can see is the top image?
#17 - anon id: 0ac839c6
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Whoever made the original content about flexing a muscle is ******* retarded - if that were true how would anyone have ******* sex!?? what do you think you are doing other than flexing countless muscles all over your body during sex? Confirmed for virgin...

furthermore i wish people would stop obviously just making up 'facts' off the top of their heads
#22 to #17 - anontoster
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User avatar #30 to #22 - straightbusta
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(09/10/2013) [-]
some ******* idiot red thumbed you, so i greened you.
User avatar #36 to #30 - anontoster
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(09/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, You kind and or sexy gentleman
#37 to #36 - straightbusta
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Both.
Both.
#20 to #17 - warioteam
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because your having sex, and since you are getting constant arousal blood flows freely.
******* idiot.
#38 to #20 - anon id: 0ac839c6
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jimmies literally rustled to **** right now because of how ******* retarded you all are and actually telling me I'M the dense ************. Flexing a muscle DOES NOT TAKE AWAY AN ERECTION. If your body was able to engorge your penis with blood to maintain an erection without any apparent loss of muscle function WHY THE **** WOULD IT NOT HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD TO BOTH FLEX A MUSCLE AND MAINTAIN AN ERECTION - you ******* idiots think you only have enough blood to do one or the other? jesus ******* christ i am face palming so ******* hard right now i might actually dent my skull

you are literally all stupid as **** and it makes me ******* sad to see how unbelievably ignorant people are
User avatar #21 - HardyUndertook
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(09/10/2013) [-]
does it still work if u penis is to small for it to even matter?
User avatar #18 - reginleif
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I'm wondering, did OP spread this so that instead of having embarrassing stiffies, we now get caught flexing with embarrassing stiffies?
#6 - majorkok
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(09/10/2013) [-]
I read this yesterday, tried it today and nothing happened. Thank god I'm in engineering though, I come across instances like this once a semester.