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Omegle Secrets

Tankte strangers'.
We' re new chatting with a randam stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello. What is your deepest and darkest secret?
Stranger: I secretely collect all of my toenail clippings
We' re new chatting with a randam stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello. What is your deepest and darkest secret?
Stranger: that i want all the men in the world
Stranger: and i want them to want me
You: and you are malexmale'?
Stranger: female
We' re new matting with a randam stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello. What is your deepest and darkest secret?
Stranger: well. my first kiss was a drunken lesbian experience with my best friend.
Stranger: although fuck i doel know. that might not heme darkest.
You: this is probably my most favorite answer We gotten all night
You: that is awesome-
Stranger: haha. well this is my favorite comversation starter.
We' re new matting with a randam stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello. What is your deepest and darkest secret?
Stranger: Hamm
Stranger: That' s a hard one
Stranger: Umm-. I get on here
Stranger: hoping to run into the guy that I met on here previously
Stranger: hut! hatred! found him yet
Stranger: 1
You: hello, we meet again.
We' re new matting with a randam stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello. What is your deepest and darkest secret?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: when i masturbate, i leave my deer epin and play very loud music
Stranger: and cover my face witha pillow
Stranger: so if somebody sees me, i dent know
Stranger: and i fantisize about them seeing me everytime i masturbate.
Stranger: what is yours?
Just an “ I came " WWII.
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Submitted: 05/31/2010
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User avatar #77 - Canadian (06/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i took a dump in a friends pool (by accident) and....i blamed it on a squirrel
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#8 - voldemoose **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #72 - Mynameismario (06/01/2010) [-]
Mine is I acctually don't care about peach anymore ,I just want to keep playing with bowser he's acctually my only freind and even though all we do is fight we still love eachother.
Freinds for life man ,friends for life *starts crying *
#36 - anonymous (06/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
hmm.. lets see im a girl im straight and i enjoy watching lesbian porn!
User avatar #146 - HelloJaki (06/01/2010) [+] (4 replies)
That last one was just weird.
User avatar #152 to #146 - Crimsonfox ONLINE (06/02/2010) [-]
but if your eyes are covered, how can you look them in the eyes and finish like a boss?
User avatar #3 - sillypiggy (06/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
i will thumb you if you tell me your deepest darkest secret
#5 to #3 - MyDogAteAString **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
{ this actually how i look in real life
User avatar #69 - SeanHere (06/01/2010) [-]
lol when i went on and asked somebody what their deepest darkest secret wasa they said im black and i asked why and they said because u asked what my darkest is haha
#151 - MagicCerealBox **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [-]
again... i answered one of those lmfao
User avatar #35 - LazerFish (06/01/2010) [-]
lol "thats a hard one"
User avatar #144 - Reach (06/01/2010) [-]
That last one was fucking creepy.
User avatar #140 - bloodeetampon (06/01/2010) [-]
Holy shit. The last one is MY secret too... I need to find this person and make sweet pillow-faced love to him/her
#45 - Scruffyyyyyyyyyyyy **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
wow that last guy is one crazy bastard
User avatar #34 - patriotic canadian (06/01/2010) [-]
once...

i told someone to go away in a rather mean way

:(
#27 - vitaminboy **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
he probably has an asphyxiation fetish
#43 - mikehawk (06/01/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i slapped my 68yr old teacher in the ass...... i got a C in that quarter
#32 - lawrenceguitars (06/01/2010) [-]
Not gona lie, my dick pulsed after reading the second one
#24 - picturepick (06/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
trying that, im totally trying that!
#22 - CrusadingPie **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
Ask them their sexual fantasy! :D
User avatar #13 - bsean (06/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I got one and the first thing that came up was that he was a registered sex offender and omegle has to display it by law
User avatar #21 to #13 - satanisthesavior (06/01/2010) [-]
that's not true... it doesn't do that to me...

I mean... what?
#2 - Amatory **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
More, this is funny; people are actually being honest but it's anonymous
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