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1930's dating advice

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#7 - mattymattwithahat (09/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
zomg is dat a phone

ids tiem to waek up amerika
#15 - salamandarian (09/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Bitch, get some class.
User avatar #6 - naitsabesh ONLINE (09/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
All the people in the photos are dead now.
#20 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#3 - bubetto (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#27 - hamsterball ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
oh god, not this bitch again.
#1 - lezbeyan has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#14 to #1 - tokitheviking (09/10/2013) [-]
So refusing to give a blowjob on the first couple of dates makes you a bitch?
So refusing to give a blowjob on the first couple of dates makes you a bitch?
User avatar #24 - Greevon (09/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Attention 1930's men: It's okay to maybe stop with the disapproving and utterly annoyed look whenever someone expresses basic humanity every now and then.
I like watching my girlfriend get ready for our dates. Don't like the ear pinching though, I'd totally pull that face.
#25 to #24 - quesocnkane (09/10/2013) [-]
Attention Greevon:

You're complaining to a generation that was completely different and more than likely, nearing death.
#34 - antoniothetank (09/10/2013) [-]
she's into that kinky **** !. she's probably one of those types of girls that likes shoving her finger in the man's butthole during sex
User avatar #18 - vanoreo (09/10/2013) [-]
still better than cosmo
User avatar #31 - ubercookieboy (09/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
And remember guys, it works the other way around too.
User avatar #42 to #31 - ilovehitler (09/10/2013) [-]
actually not really since, in the time these were taken, it wasn't the other way around. Like at all. and in modern times, these expectancies have completely changed and anyone who expects them is unreasonable
#10 - vladstronsy (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I lost my crap at the slouch. I just went out with your boring ass all night, bitch I will slouch if I wanna slouch.
User avatar #61 - FlashMaster (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1930's men seemed like assholes
User avatar #55 - thebritishguy (09/10/2013) [-]
if I have a bad date and we dance if she says a single word I will shout
"Don't talk when a man is dancing! for when a man wants to dance! a man wants to dance!"
her face would make me lol so hard
#44 - physicsdude (09/10/2013) [-]
And when you get a girlfriend, she does every single one of these things.
User avatar #29 - iveseensomethings (09/10/2013) [-]
Oh how I love hearing
"Are you ready?"
and then you turn into the Flash for a minute and are instantly ready to go, but once you grab your keys it turns into

"Oh wait! I forgot something" That 'something' is really twenty things and now I'm just standing around for fifteen minutes waiting on her!
#43 - spambassador (09/10/2013) [-]
this was certainly written for a different generation, but if all these are talking about a first date, then I can dig 'em. other then the dancing one, and maybe the makeup, these are all things that I would hold myself to on the first date. dont look frumpy. dont drive the conversation about yourself. keep **** interesting, and pay attention to the person you came with. not really rough rules to follow, and you should never hold a standard for someone else that you wouldnt follow yourself.
User avatar #41 - mrthezho (09/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"If you must chew gum"
When do you have to chew gum?
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