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Hamplanet stories?
Hamplanet stories.
its me
its 17
Poorking at
Hint the orders 'cause I' m a peer ******
White Master Race checking in
Wooman semes in with hartke kids
Measily 400 lbs
kids are identical to her
I mean like they leek like 2 pieces of lard budded off w her and made two little amerifat bastards
semes up and asks fer E Mcduckles and a 20 piece chicken niglets
Okaythen' ll be___"
TM NOT DONE YETI cries the beast
then asks her kids what they want
How much feed does one walking adipose tissue need?
eiders about E more burgers (4 fer each kid)
semes butte almost all] dallars get fries and drinks
fumbles through her purse find a bunch of crumpled up dallars
s hem her purse
ever at the ene daughter
s sweating. and protruding from her pants is not a camel tee- not a meese knuckle, but what I call a mammoth hoof
beasts semes up 5 dollars short
Tll pay mu "
Urn, serry mam I can' t let Wu take seme ofthis feed"
land whale breathes in and screams "You can' t do that my kids are starving here"
vsuper manager Comes up behind me "Mam I thinkgeek' d last a few years"
Sherface turns red
scene like other ensues
tries to climb evanthe chunter and attackers manager
screaming
4 feared I would die by being crushed bythe earths second meen
up the chunter she falls back down and lands w ene of her kids taking them out
4 burst wt laughing.. everyine is laughing
then has a heart attack, no joke
wwtf
Wambulance semes
calves are crying
wall I can do is laugh
need other peoples help in there get her onto the stretcher
on lunch break at the subway down the street
4 might have given sameone a heart attack
4 may have killed sameone
kids may never see their mom again
vmy sandwich was delicious
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#5 - Rentosu (09/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>mammoth hoof
>mfw
#9 - Shadow Guardian (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Her calves are crying."
#11 - mummyslittlebitch (09/09/2013) [-]
"Her calves are crying" really took on two meanings for me
#34 - guywithafork (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the gif if anyone needed it.
the gif if anyone needed it.
#62 - neoexdeath ONLINE (09/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Cage up all obese people
>Implement compulsory liposuction
>Drain all the lard out of those fat *****
>Set them free
>Render the fat down into grease
>Fuel cars with it
>Global Warming Solved
#4 - solarisofcelestia (09/09/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Moments like that make me think if we lived in a world, or just a community, full of tremendously obese or just generally unhealthy people, we healthy and fit people would be the true master race. We could be like superheroes to them, or maybe dominating titans. We could just run away from them when ever they tried to stop us.
User avatar #67 - iwaspromisedcake (09/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Make all doorways 18 inches across

Eliminate obesity by natural selection
#42 - dachief (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Adipose, you say?
#89 - augustusxxiv (09/10/2013) [-]
"Walking Adipose tissue"   
   
"The Earth's Second Moon"   
   
"Her Calves were crying"   
   
"My Sandwich was Delicious"   
   
MFW
"Walking Adipose tissue"

"The Earth's Second Moon"

"Her Calves were crying"

"My Sandwich was Delicious"

MFW
#2 - creosote (09/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
As the time for me to find a job comes closer and closer, I'm finding stories like these to be all the more horrifying.
User avatar #63 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
By "cales are crying" did he mean her kids? or her legs? Both seem adequately viable.
#35 - spceinvdr (09/09/2013) [-]
man i was already dying at the 20pc niglets. Thats was an epic greentext
#28 - fortes (09/09/2013) [-]
>crushed by the earth's second moon
#26 - mausisdead (09/09/2013) [-]
MFW mammoth hoof
MFW mammoth hoof
#39 - dragontko (09/09/2013) [-]
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#21 - capnfappy (09/09/2013) [-]
"Mammoth hoof"
"Mammoth hoof"
#56 - willindor (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They'll last a few years.
They'll last a few years.
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