Oreos. . OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE "ladies and gentlemen... i hem you realize we aren' t en a peronal flight-'' AND HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND EVERYONE JUST PAU
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Oreos

OUR PILOT WAS JUST LIKE "ladies
and gentlemen... i hem you realize
we aren' t en a peronal flight-'' AND
HIS TONE WAS ALL SERIOUS AND
EVERYONE JUST PAUSED AND I
STARTED HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
THINKING IT WAS A TERRORIST
ATTACK OR SOMETHING AND
THEN HE CASUALLY GOES We
now have 100 calorie wee snack
packs offer you" I CANT FEEL MY
LEGS
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User avatar #3 - Ruspanic ONLINE (09/09/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I love funny pilots and flight attendants.

"Sorry about the rough landing, folks. I just want to know that it wasn't my fault, it wasn't the co-pilot's fault, it was the San Andreas Fault."
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#1 - vanoreo (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
listening
User avatar #11 - DmOnZ ONLINE (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
When I was doing a summer job flying people in and out of small communities in northern Canada, I once told the passengers (of which there were about 5 for a plane of 20) "Good evening ladies and gentleman, I'd like to welcome you on Anon-air with service from Anon-town to Anon-city. This flight is a special one as our aircraft has broken the previous pilots record for most days without mandatory ground service before anybody notices. Now please sit back and relax as this is my first time flying this kinda plane and I need to concentrate. *move microphone up onto head band of headset* hey Frank, where's the POH, I can't remember how to turn this damn thing off and I don't want them to hear me praying on takeo-" and the mic cut out.
#46 - eatchickendaily (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Pilot: "Okay ladies and gentlemen, we're looking at 37 minute flight from New York to Baltimore, I bet I can do it in 36!"   
   
The flight lasted 43 minutes   
   
MFW
Pilot: "Okay ladies and gentlemen, we're looking at 37 minute flight from New York to Baltimore, I bet I can do it in 36!"

The flight lasted 43 minutes

MFW
User avatar #6 - Jloughrey (09/09/2013) [-]
I once had a flight very early in the morning. Everyone was half alive and the dinging noise comes on. All you hear is harmonica music for like 5 minutes. That guy was cool as **** . Then as he is saying have a nice flight before we depart he yells "I'LL BE BACK" never laughed so hard.
#16 - theseqceeman (09/09/2013) [-]
he cant feel his legs from eating all those oreos
he cant feel his legs from eating all those oreos
#43 - tailsx ONLINE (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #3782387 at Friendly ** mfw I m on that flight
#37 - jalthelas (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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MFW on that flight
#60 - Pacboy (09/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**Pacboy rolled a random image posted in comment #3792727 at Friendly ** MFW im on that flight
**Pacboy rolled a random image posted in comment #3792727 at Friendly ** MFW im on that flight
User avatar #51 - thomasman (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Thought I'd share:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3eNFdwn07g

skip to 0:50
User avatar #36 - axeul (09/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Comment 35
User avatar #57 to #36 - capslockrage (09/09/2013) [-]
Even if you didn't fail miserably it wouldn't have even been cool.
#20 - jonnyea (09/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #77 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why do people on tumblr put "and" after every other word?
#27 - Lordskull (09/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #87 - kwizzy (09/10/2013) [-]
I was on a flight back home 2 weeks ago, and what do you think I watched on TV?
Mother ******* Mayday on Discovery.
#74 - dilbosagginz (09/09/2013) [-]
Tower: "Have you got enough fuel or not?"
Pilot: "Yes."
Tower: "Yes what??"
Pilot: "Yes, SIR!"
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#2 - nyawgga (09/09/2013) [-]
I promised myself I wasn't gonna eat anything fatty tonight
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