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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - solarisofcelestia
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Sure I'd press it. Half of infinity is infinity.
#174 to #1 - twentyten
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Can you halve something that is not finite?
#177 to #1 - anon id: 6e944534
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Infinity is endless , think about it !
User avatar #264 to #1 - kingsombra
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I don't get why this has so many thumbs. I mean, that was pretty much the joke

Am I missing something?
User avatar #5 to #1 - Maroon
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If you give infinity money to charity, you introduce infinite currency into the market driving its value into the ground and your infinity money becomes worthless as does all other money and you singlehandedly destroy society.
#7 to #5 - solarisofcelestia
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What have I done.
What have I done.
#224 to #7 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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Don't worry, 6317 people have already done it. Society will be destroyed soon enough.
#12 to #5 - splyt
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not gonna lie, i'm only more tempted to push the button
#29 to #5 - shabusnelik
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But then I'd still have infinite amounts of paper! Which I can burn or somehoe turn it into energy. That means I have an infinite amount of energy! WHICH MAKES ME THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN HISTORY.
User avatar #209 to #29 - butterisgood
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And everyone else still has infinite paper, so no.
User avatar #310 to #209 - nogphille
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actually, no..

you'd own half of the world's energy resources, which would still make you the most powerfull..
User avatar #313 to #310 - butterisgood
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And charity would own the other half, so you would both be equally as powerful.
User avatar #317 to #313 - nogphille
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charity is divided among the poor.
the more money (energy) you receive, the poorer everyone else gets..
soon, whole world becomes charity.

you still own half the world's resources..
no other person even comes close to your power, you are now most powerful.
User avatar #318 to #317 - butterisgood
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I see your point, you win.
User avatar #320 to #318 - nogphille
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butter IS good, we both win.
User avatar #321 to #320 - butterisgood
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Heh.

i was gonna make a joke about your name, but i don't know what it's supposed to be.
User avatar #152 to #29 - stanleys
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Never said it was paper money. It could be all in coins
User avatar #165 to #152 - Cookiez
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Arent metal coins worth even more than paper?
#226 to #165 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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What if digital currency?
User avatar #228 to #226 - Cookiez
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>Infinite digital currency
>Takes up infinite space
>Internet gets overloaded
>No more porn

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
#231 to #228 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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nooooooooooooooo.com/

Are we gonna have to get one of those girlfriend things everyone keeps talking about in order to fap now?
User avatar #270 to #5 - ZakisBak
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My god...that was beautiful. The way you just so simply crushed the notion of his good deed with 1 fluid sentence was so....awesome.
#336 to #270 - Maroon
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User avatar #167 to #5 - propanex
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Then the gold standard is back baby! And new money/
User avatar #338 to #5 - nogphille
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actually, it says unlimited.. this does not mean infinite..
which would mean you could do it gradually..
this also means you could control all of the spending, as long as half of it goes to charity.. (it doesn't even specify what kind of charity, so you could make a "money for the nogphilles of the world" a charity, but let's not think about this loophole)

you could redestribute the entire world's wealth, thus controlling the faith of it..

let me explain further.. you could implement some sort of a marxist system where the employed get bonuses and where corporations that meet your standards get subsidies..

add the 50% charity and it'd make a fairly decent utopia in a short timespan..
User avatar #311 to #5 - dongers
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infinite money, if it was infinite dollar bills, yes it would be worthless but i would burn it for warmth, infinite anything has a use, free burnable money = free energy
User avatar #266 to #5 - countchoculal
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yes, but at the same time you have limited pennies to throw at people
#258 to #5 - anon id: 4346a7b3
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Yes and no depends what happens more likly to happen s the rebirth of society once fighting has died down it not the first time a country or mst of the world was fighting yet we are still here
User avatar #250 to #5 - motormaniac
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It didn't say WHEN I had to give it to charity.
User avatar #248 to #5 - alltimetens
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The value of something is determined by us. If money doesn't work, something else will.
User avatar #245 to #5 - slugnugget
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Or you become the king of everything.

its 50/50.

User avatar #243 to #5 - pocoloco
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If everything is destroyed. Everything can be built up properly from the beginning some philosophic **** right there
User avatar #241 to #5 - igotyou
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so I guess 5% were right
User avatar #235 to #5 - kapios
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I would prefer the term "unlimited" as in you can buy whatever you like, somebody pays it for you, no matter what you buy.
#232 to #5 - anon id: 4febcff4
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Do you not realize that is what already happens? The creation of money isn't proportionate to the rise of new labor and production, it is proportionate to the currency existing. We will see exponential growth in currency for many reasons, the system is rigged in that way. With our current economic model, collapse is guaranteed every single time.
User avatar #212 to #5 - drulludanni
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take the money out in coins, smelt the coins into bars and trade for profit
User avatar #191 to #5 - twi
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but the hos tho
User avatar #189 to #5 - HarvietheDinkle
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what if you do it in a slow, controlled manner?
User avatar #185 to #5 - hurblurb
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well ****.
#168 to #5 - anon id: f1154bd0
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I'd still press it
#151 to #5 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account**
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Infiniite money - not specified what type of currency.

I'll take it in half gold half peso portions. Keep the gold and pour money into Mexico to make it a better place and stop the necessity for as much immigration into the US. Sure they can still come, but they don't gotta be all sneaky and **** trying to scrap together a living.

Better track on jobs and progress towards stabilizing the economy and relations with minorities. Could pay for the US debt but **** it cause I've done enough by pressing that button.

Buy every Midas auto repair in the world and sit back in my new castle of gold.
#147 to #5 - anon id: a2697620
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Good. Where do I sign in?
User avatar #140 to #5 - rokkarokkaali
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What if I buy my way into presidency and burn everyone else's money?
#136 to #5 - anon id: 5efb2505
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and thats a bad thing why ....?
#114 to #5 - anon id: 42c6bd53
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ahhh but just because you have infinity money, doesn't mean you have to spend it all
User avatar #103 to #5 - battledude
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well it says unlimited instead of infinite. It could just be you can always get more money, but the same amount goes to charity.
#64 to #5 - baconrainbow
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Depends on how you define money. Money can be anything of value
User avatar #51 to #5 - Gandalfthewhite
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well hopefully it would be like them man-made forest fires. They seem bad at first but they benefit nature. like a forced version of natural selection i guess
#42 to #5 - anon id: b2ba72fe
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Perfect. Let the chaos reign
#26 to #5 - anon id: 7498fee1
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Yes, but then people would either not even need currency or switch currencies, yes? and I'd have infinite amounts of whatever "money" people use still. It's an infinite cycle
User avatar #192 to #5 - ompalomper
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the problem?
User avatar #15 to #5 - mrcowll
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Ladies and gents, Capitalism! where I can't be rich unless others are poor. I love our system.
#45 to #15 - flyslasher
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That's how money works in every system numb nuts
User avatar #33 to #15 - psydoc
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No, in the real world wealth comes from what is produced, not from printing more currency.
User avatar #46 to #33 - Maroon
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Tell that to congress
User avatar #319 to #46 - nogphille
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half right, congress has little say to the printing of money, only the 'federal' bank does.
User avatar #333 to #319 - Maroon
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I know the federal reserve is a private bank. But it's the government that happily takes the money the fed prints.
User avatar #334 to #333 - nogphille
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and it's the people who put up with their government..
both parties happily line their pockets while the public is sold into lifelong servitude..

this federal bank is unconstitutional and makes you all slaves from birth..
but it's the same everywhere.. here in belgium, the state is in debt for millions if not more, state gets high interest rates..
then sells off bonds at extremely low rates that the same banks happily profit from..

we're getting ****** from all sides.. revolution needs to be done, banks are ******* everyone over.
User avatar #335 to #334 - Maroon
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Yeah, it blew my mind when I found out what our taxes actually do and that before 1912 (or something like that) there was no income tax. People these days are born into it and it's just something you are taught from birth basically the same way religion is passed on. What I don't understand is how the people present when income tax was institutionalized didn't do something.
User avatar #337 to #335 - nogphille
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well, the problem.. at first it was used for infrastructure, public structures (hospitals, schools, libraries,... without making a state debt..
then, apparently, war was became one of the most profitable businesses (government paying privately owned businesses top dollar for weapons and expertise, thus making a HUGE debt)

and well, now everyone is born into it, is used to it and knows no other way..
too lazy and conformed to accepting whatever they throw at us, we're unwilling to fight for our freedoms..

land of the free indeed..
#9 - murphypop
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Having unlimited money would cause the world economy to collapse, since it's medium of exchange is now worthless. All corporations would collapse, including non-profit aid groups, making the world a terrible place for quite a bit. Talk to me when it's unlimited corn or soybeans, because you can do EVERYTHING with those.

0/10 would not press.
#95 to #9 - anon id: 7669d341
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Only if you're a greedy asshole. You don't need to buy China, just stick with buying a yacht and a few hookers.
User avatar #104 to #9 - peacetoad
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how about melt all your unlimited money and just sell the metals by the ton. And give half of that to charity, because it doesn't say you have to pay charity immediately.
#225 to #9 - anon id: 9673ac53
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actually, that would be kinda good because rich assholes like the banks and corporations and gov wouldnt have power and people would start caring about **** that matters like the earths natural resources and people wouldnt die over money which is jus paper that some assholes claimed is worth something and controls your life and maybe people wouldnt be mosters over it
User avatar #20 to #9 - swimmingprodigy
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it's not that you get everyone elses's money, you just get money. If you spend it all (and idk how you'd go about doing that) THEN the economy would collapse. But no one's saying you have to spend it
User avatar #94 to #9 - derpismaherpis
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You do have infinite toilet paper though
User avatar #96 to #94 - murphypop
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That also depends. Is this freshly minted money, or the dollar bills that spent quite a bit of time on the streets of a busy city. I'd rather not get Herpes.
although I would have the money to treat it...
User avatar #55 to #9 - mookiez
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Control how much you out in. If you only spend 100k a year then you should be in the clear.
But it remains how you would do it for the charity...
#8 - akforevs
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How do I give away half of infinity?
User avatar #14 to #8 - articulate
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You give them infinity.
User avatar #115 to #8 - darkroro
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Its a loop,you must give money all the time so you can never escape.You wil live the rest of your life writing charity checks.
#150 to #8 - stopsdropsand
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everytime you spend something, give the same amount to charity
User avatar #13 to #8 - killerprophit
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give them this.
o
#106 - nucularwar
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>Have unlimited money
>buy more money for poor people

world problems solved
#3 - mudkipfucker
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User avatar #6 to #3 - scotlandhome
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I love the squishy syrup/boyscout episode
User avatar #314 to #6 - darcandkharg
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See, this is the kind of stuff you never think you'll ever read in your life but here it is.

What a day to be alive.
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#148 - imofcnotharveydent
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It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
#218 - wartroll
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infinity/2=infinity, I accidentally the whole economy
#247 to #218 - awesomeduck
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ow my brain, to both the comment and pic
#303 to #218 - breakfastninja
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#119 - zorach
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half... of the unlimited?
half... of the unlimited?
User avatar #56 - ragnarfag
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Unlimited money is worthless.
#326 to #56 - anon id: 0d06925b
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Correction, unlimited paper currency is worthless, but what if it was hard currency? Like gold bricks for example
User avatar #331 to #326 - ragnarfag
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Unlimited gold would also be worthless.
User avatar #57 to #56 - trollmobile
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only if you assume you'll be spending infinitely much

if noone else knows you have unlimited money, and you simply spend it like a rich man
then there will be no consequences.
User avatar #68 to #57 - ragnarfag
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It's still going to lose worth and you have to spend the "half" of it, making it useless.
User avatar #222 to #68 - kevlar
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you could always be batman or iron man