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CMT (95%) people have pressed this button, while SST (5%) did not
Unlimited money but You need to spend half
of it on charity
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Submitted: 09/08/2013
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User avatar #328 - jesusthegardener (09/09/2013) [-]
Having infinite money would ruin the economy, rendering it useless.
#327 - betars (09/09/2013) [-]
∞/2 = ∞

Also, since infinity is larger than any currency unit we can think of, wouldn't giving away that amount of money create a global inflation, causing the value of that bill to decrease dramatically, making millions of workers to be laid off since their salary is no longer keeping up with the sudden inflation?

In what way is causing a global depression helping charity?

Stupid-ass question, did this bitch even pass sixth grade?
User avatar #325 - GnRNoD (09/09/2013) [-]
so what's the half of unlimited?
Kinda like it doesn't make sense...
#316 - pwnfrnzy (09/09/2013) [-]
I was one of the people who answered this question.   
MFW I first read it.
I was one of the people who answered this question.
MFW I first read it.
#315 - greenwithenvy (09/09/2013) [-]
"giving away half of inifinity will crash economy and blah blah" it never said to donate it all at once, you could spend as you wish and at the end of the year, whatever you spent you take half of that and it's donated, then it becomes a game of how much you can spend and not ruin the world.
User avatar #309 - hamsterball (09/09/2013) [-]
at least you repost just the original, that would make me happy at least.
User avatar #307 - tarmorman (09/09/2013) [-]
5% of people are ******** .
#306 - pizzamuffins (09/09/2013) [-]
but how do can you give away infinite money?
User avatar #323 to #306 - holycrapimacupcake (09/09/2013) [-]
Look at it this way, you get a check every week, you just give half of that check away.
User avatar #305 - scorponok (09/09/2013) [-]
Why do all people regard infinity as a number? It's a theory and always will be.
User avatar #322 to #305 - thelastamerican ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Infinity isn't actually a theory. There are real math application for it, as well as real physics applications for it. Interestingly, there are different kinds of infinities. This video should help out.

Taming Infinity
User avatar #339 to #322 - scorponok (09/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, but the thing is it isn't a number.
User avatar #344 to #339 - thelastamerican ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
When your math teacher told you that infinity isn't a number, and that it's only an idea they were using the same cop out that school teachers have been using for years. Telling half the truth. Yes, infinity IS an idea, but it is also equally a useful number in many instances. It CAN be used as a number when applicable. For instance, the size of this universe, it's thought to be infinate by lots of important people in lab coats, witch means you can't have it all contained in a single point. You can't have a single point contain infinity, it just won't fit. But the universe is also expanding. What is it expanding into? It's self. It's a moebius strip of expansion and the best way to define this kind of thing is with the IDEA of infinity. BUT! There are applications of infinity as a number also. Non-repeating decimals being one of those. As far as we can tell, π is a non-repeating decimal, and has an infinite number of decimal places after the 3, how many places? A lot. As many as you can count, and then some. We can know about some of the whole, but not all of it, because there just isn't time to finish, because time, like pi, is infinite. (Supposedly)

Depending on what you're using infinity for, it is either a number, or an idea.
#304 - jalthelas ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
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This **** doesn't even make sense. How do you donate half of infinite money?
#299 - kennyh (09/09/2013) [-]
A lot more thumbs in the comment section today than usual. Or maybe just looked that way since I was logged out.
#296 - anygoodnames (09/09/2013) [-]
But... Infinity/2 = infinity.

User avatar #324 to #296 - holycrapimacupcake (09/09/2013) [-]
Think of it like getting a check for a large sum of money every week, every week you would give half of that check away, and repeat the process for the rest of your life.
User avatar #293 - spidahridah (09/09/2013) [-]
There is no such thing as unlimited money as all money needs to be backed up by a resource or service that it symbolizes. This is also why America's economy is poop.
User avatar #301 to #293 - ivoryhammer (09/09/2013) [-]
Every party needs a pooper that's why we invited you, party pooper.
User avatar #302 to #301 - spidahridah (09/09/2013) [-]
I don't see how I'm a party pooper. I mean, the post above isn't even a joke, but more of a suggested idea. I'm just explaining how that wouldn't work, and should be replaced with food or fresh water instead, for it to serve any purpose to the poor.
User avatar #297 to #293 - jums (09/09/2013) [-]
Thanks, Captain Kill-joke.
User avatar #300 to #297 - spidahridah (09/09/2013) [-]
Now, you could alter the question and say "gold," "diamonds," or even "crystal meth" instead of money, but that would result in that resource being nearly completely worthless because of the unlimited amount, hence no demand for it.

It should rather say "crops" or "fresh water." Now that would be something.
User avatar #298 to #297 - spidahridah (09/09/2013) [-]
..I'm not trying to kill any joke. I'm just teaching the unknowing part of FunnyJunk a thing or two. Why so hostile?
User avatar #292 - whycanticaps (09/09/2013) [-]
Or in other words, would you like to destroy the economy?

the answer is yes
User avatar #288 - sanguinesolitude (09/09/2013) [-]
would you press the button if you could go out to any restaurant you want for free, but you need to bring your best friend or girlfriend?

seems like a win win to me.
User avatar #308 to #288 - fizzor ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
How would that be bad in any kind of way? **** yes I would bring my best friend along, he's like a brother to me. Eat all the food and drink all the booze we want for free, no losing in this case.
User avatar #312 to #308 - sanguinesolitude (09/09/2013) [-]
I meant its the same as this. You get rich and help people in need. seems pretty ideal to me.
User avatar #283 - alekksandar (09/09/2013) [-]
>orphans and kids with cancer become rich
>regular people poor in comparison to new riches
>new charities for them
>money soon doesn't mean anything.
User avatar #294 to #283 - cheated (09/09/2013) [-]
The poor people would be made rich, thus everyone else would be poor. But since those people are poor they would get money too. Meaning there would be an endless cycle.
User avatar #281 - confidence (09/09/2013) [-]
I would do it but only if it was gold (Which is sorta money) then I would trade the gold for all different currencies so I dont inflate any countries money
User avatar #285 to #281 - sanguinesolitude (09/09/2013) [-]
you get infinite moeny, you dont need to spend it
User avatar #340 to #285 - confidence (09/10/2013) [-]
Whats the point of money if you dont spend it plus Id want to donate a lot of it. I believe in good karma and plus I like the feeling of knowing I am helping out
User avatar #262 - crazycowhimself (09/09/2013) [-]
only a fcuking **** would say no to that
User avatar #295 to #262 - spidahridah (09/09/2013) [-]
..No. An economically enlightened person who doesn't want world economics to go bankrupt would say no to that.
User avatar #275 to #262 - theantidote (09/09/2013) [-]
Money would become worthless pretty much instantly and economies everywhere would crash, unless the access to the unlimited money was an "as and when" basis and you didn't just 'have' it, although you would have to be careful with the spending
User avatar #278 to #275 - crazycowhimself (09/09/2013) [-]
yeah i was thinking if the world didn't know that someone had infinite money, i'm pretty sure i wouldn't be able to spend so much money that it crashed the economy
User avatar #277 to #275 - failtolawl ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
well if you are an idiot money would become worthless. The economy wouldn't be effected if you pay.. say, 50 million in goods.
User avatar #282 to #277 - theantidote (09/09/2013) [-]
Money can't just 'appear' from nowhere, there has got to be a source, if you are essentially making your own money then it decreases in value. Same as rare minerals, gold was incredibly valuable until more and more was discovered, now it has become that almost anyone can have gold
User avatar #290 to #282 - failtolawl ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
I don't think you quite understand what I am talking about.
First off, the money is appearing from nowhere, it's a magic button for Christ's sake: It's not regulated printing from the government, if it's not accounted for inflation wouldn't happen.

That being said, if an idiot were to get unlimited amounts of money, they would buy as much crap as possible and ruin the value of the dollar by doing so.
User avatar #291 to #290 - theantidote (09/09/2013) [-]
I understand exactly what you are talking about, but what happens when that money gets circulated and people have more money than they are supposed to have and in turn that will affect the spending habits.
But yeah, I mean there is only so much you can actually spend, realistically you would have to pump billions out to start cocking stuff up
#256 - neelix (09/09/2013) [-]
Inflation would render your infinite money useless... provided charity gets their infinite supply as soon as you hit the button.
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