Email From My Physics Teacher
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A message from the Operators of Physics AS in‘
We now own your soul. Any facsimiles or representations of your soul are lesser
shadows. Any claims that third parties, such as family, friends, or maths
teachers may have, are declared worthless in the face of the almighty power of
Physics. Improper use of your soul may result in your soul being subject to
corrective measures or enlightenment.
To confirm the sanctity of your soul whilst in the presence of AS Physics,
chant the Physicists prayer:
Wave a physics prof;
He raineth me to sit down in lectures;
He leaveth me through such hard problems.
He increaseth my marks:
He teachers me of the path of particles that leave no wake.
Yen, though Iweight through the valley of the quadratic equation,
Iwill find no root:
For nought are with me; neither faculty nor staff they comfort me.
Thou properest a demo before me in the presence of mine classmates:
Thou unkindest my head with homework;
My calculator runneth over.
Surely electrons and protons shall follow me all the days of my life;
And Iwill dwell in the lab forever and ever;