XX. . I don' t always drink... But when i do, i tabatha wife and kids savagely.. Stay bloodthirsty my friends.
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#21 - Thecrazysandwich **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
Stay bloodthirsty my friends.
#73 to #21 - bubbatugz (06/01/2010) [-]
nice
#138 - zachismxn (06/01/2010) [-]
This is the first time in MONTHS that I've actually laughed at something on FunnyJunk
User avatar #66 - HIMTheSixSixSix (06/01/2010) [-]
is it bad that i read it in his voice?
User avatar #69 to #66 - MegaRawr (06/01/2010) [-]
I think so because I did it too.
WE ARE ****** .
+12
#62 - Geeforce **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+8
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User avatar #33 - dublahblah (06/01/2010) [-]
Mother: *upstairs, hears door slam, becomes alarmed.* "KIDS! GET IN THE ATTIC!!! HIDE!!!
Father: *in slurred voice* "I HEARD YOU, BITCH!! NOW GET OVER HERE!!
Mother: "I'll get back in the kitchen, just dont hurt the kids!"
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ENDING
User avatar #36 to #33 - IDONOTUPLOADPHOTOS (06/01/2010) [-]
Father: **** YUUUR SHEEEET *smash table*
Mother: PLEASE STOP
Father: BLAM BLAM BLAM *blows on barrel*
Father: HEY KIDS I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU *barfs*
#44 to #36 - Pii (06/01/2010) [-]
Kids: LULWUTDAD
Father: *PULLS OUT HIS WHOPPER*
Father: *DICK SLAPS EVERYONE*
Father: *KNOCKS OFF BEER*
Father: *THROWS MATCHES*
+2
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#65 to #53 - Erryn **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
Father:*gets dead wife*WHERES MY SANMMICH BITCH WHER-oh
#72 to #65 - emofunnyjunker (06/01/2010) [-]
begs out on street for monies to buy XX beer
#77 to #72 - Erryn **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
*has sex with hookers because he is the most interesting man in the world
User avatar #160 - ImGoingToPoopOnYou (06/01/2010) [-]
I don't always have sex with strangers...

But when I do, I use a condom.

Use protection, my friends.
#124 - John Cena (06/01/2010) [-]
its sad to say, but this is the first time ive lol'd from fj in a while.
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User avatar #139 to #129 - mynamewasjpr (06/01/2010) [-]
accualy its good to see an anon who doesnt suck cock as a living and hobby
User avatar #34 - waitwhoisthat (06/01/2010) [-]
He's a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter

...So prepare for the donkey punches
#151 - KINGOFTHESTARS **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
i dont always rape...

but when i do... i prefer your sisters anus
#184 to #151 - John Cena (06/01/2010) [-]
its okay i bought her tampons to stop the bleeding
#133 - PresidentAnon **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
I don't always use the internet, but when I do I use FunnyJunk
#135 to #133 - John Cena (06/01/2010) [-]
so true
User avatar #46 - swimmingprodigy (06/01/2010) [-]
Stay Bacon, my friends
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#175 - Akatsua **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#168 - trogdortroy **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
Stay angry my friends.
#58 - John Cena (06/01/2010) [-]
Stay thirsty my friends...
User avatar #49 - zevvay (06/01/2010) [-]
he must have a ******* amazing back hand
User avatar #43 - lawlcopter (06/01/2010) [-]
**lawlcopter rolls 9** k gimme a 6
#45 to #43 - EnclaveSoldier **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
if you turn your screen upside down, you did get a 6.

Garenteed or money back
User avatar #60 to #45 - ThatRussianGuy (06/01/2010) [-]
but then he rolled a 9...
User avatar #61 to #60 - ThatRussianGuy (06/01/2010) [-]
i mean he asked for a 9 im retarded
#75 to #61 - EnclaveSoldier **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
okay.... when i said money, i ....uh.... meant Monopoly money. so uh heres you 200 dollars for passing go. wait i mean uh.....
User avatar #54 to #45 - lawlcopter (06/01/2010) [-]
ctrl + alt + down arrow key, press it fast FTW
User avatar #27 - Protomix (06/01/2010) [-]
i dont always masturbate, but when i do, i impregnate all attractive females in a 3 mile radius
User avatar #35 to #27 - MrOctober (06/01/2010) [-]
That's why nobody is pregnant.
User avatar #37 to #35 - Protomix (06/01/2010) [-]
thats right, i dont need to masturbate. I sex the ladies daily, with protection
User avatar #28 to #27 - Devedev (06/01/2010) [-]
Impossible! You're not Chuck Norris!
User avatar #31 to #28 - Longcatisloooooong (06/01/2010) [-]
I threatened to DDOS funnyjunk and all I got was my comments changed into this. I am absolutely begging for some cock.
User avatar #38 to #28 - Protomix (06/01/2010) [-]
have you ever heard of the baby boom? that was me
User avatar #26 - TehEman (06/01/2010) [-]
oh my god i laughed so hard i didn't see that one coming i thought it was going to say something like "I don't always drink but when i do you read this in my voice" or something lol
User avatar #20 - OzVsToby (06/01/2010) [-]
Chopping onions doesn't make him cry; it only makes him stronger.
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