Some funnyjunkers.... you're going to be the one to save humanity? ok.. tags. I LAUGH AT YOUR CLAIMS TO BRAVELY TAKE (Dbl J! ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, WHEN MOST OF YOU haha ha
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you're going to be the one to save humanity? ok.. tags

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I LAUGH AT YOUR
CLAIMS TO BRAVELY
TAKE (Dbl J! ZOMBIE
APOCALYPSE, WHEN
MOST OF YOU CAN' T STAND
UP TO A SPIDER.
VIA
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Submitted: 09/08/2013
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User avatar #14 - silverzepher ONLINE (09/08/2013) [+] (32 replies)
the zombie doesn't drop out of ******* nowhere onto my face.
#11 - skumbananen (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#61 - twofreegerbils (09/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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#1 - fearlessdeeds (09/08/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Spiders are scary as 						****					, bro. I mean think about it. You look away for two seconds and a spider is gone. You don't know where it went. That's what makes it so scary. That and some spiders are poisonous. An agonizing death for sure if you get bitten for some reason. Some can leap. Some can scuttle insanely fast.   
   
And if we're going to even be [semi] realistic, zombies just don't compare. We can see them coming a mile away. Their speed is permanently set to shamble. They don't just disappear. They're easily beaten (if we're talking about the most likely zombie apocalypse scenerio.).   
   
I mean, in all reality, neither are particularly dangerous if you know what's up. But I'd rather face a zombie than a dangerous spider.
Spiders are scary as **** , bro. I mean think about it. You look away for two seconds and a spider is gone. You don't know where it went. That's what makes it so scary. That and some spiders are poisonous. An agonizing death for sure if you get bitten for some reason. Some can leap. Some can scuttle insanely fast.

And if we're going to even be [semi] realistic, zombies just don't compare. We can see them coming a mile away. Their speed is permanently set to shamble. They don't just disappear. They're easily beaten (if we're talking about the most likely zombie apocalypse scenerio.).

I mean, in all reality, neither are particularly dangerous if you know what's up. But I'd rather face a zombie than a dangerous spider.
#31 - adu ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Spiders are just stealthier, classier, and more cunning than zombies, so it makes sense if you think about it.
Spiders are just stealthier, classier, and more cunning than zombies, so it makes sense if you think about it.
User avatar #98 - curveball (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Spiders are cool: they way they move, their eyesight, and the intricacies of their webs are amazing.

Centipedes, on the other hand, were the brainchild of Satan, Judas, and Richard Nixon.
#58 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I get really terrified and depressed whenever I think about any kind of apocalypse happening. I had nightmares after seeing This Is The End. I just can't stand thinking about the world being destroyed and everything I know and love being ripped away from me and being forced to live like some starving peasant in the rubble of what was once my home and there's a possibility of being torn to shreds by some horrifying creature. The world ending is probably my biggest fear.
User avatar #199 - krodellicious (09/09/2013) [-]
I made this

imgur.com/zow3hft

Not high enough level to post pictures
#151 - serotonin (09/09/2013) [-]
I deal with spiders same way I would deal with zombies....using a shotgun
I deal with spiders same way I would deal with zombies....using a shotgun
#40 - daffymatt (09/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Implying zombies are scarier than spiders...
User avatar #35 - kikisu (09/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I've got a legitimate phobia of zombies. If I hear someone making zombie noises I start to sob, if I take the trash out at night I run because I'm terrified that there's a secret zombie apocalypse going on. I was woken up by a loud computer making a panther noise and I assumed it had to be a zombie panther come to get me. So I have never said I could ever stand a zombie apocalypse. I'd most likely either end up comatose huddled in a ball, or I'd kill myself.
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User avatar #190 - drainbramage (09/09/2013) [-]
Spiders are creepy ************* that i wouldn't touch with anything that wouldn't kill them, but I already want to kill a lot of people in my local area, a zombie apocalypse will just give me free reign to do so.




Inb4 2edgy4me
#164 - vikingontour (09/09/2013) [+] (25 replies)
a zombie is slow and easy to hit because of its size. a spider can shoot web, has six legs and if it jumps you know the devil has come for you.
#173 to #164 - dlmicheru (09/09/2013) [-]
It might just be me, but I thought Spiders have 8 legs...
It might just be me, but I thought Spiders have 8 legs...
User avatar #145 - hickerydickery (09/09/2013) [-]
If there ever was a Zombie Apocalypse, most of us would die, not because of the Zombies, but rather because of other survivors.
User avatar #129 - theroflcer (09/09/2013) [-]
Zombies are natural loud since they groan, they'll large so you're bound to see them and more then half the adaptations have suggest they're very slow.

When spiders need to run, they can run. They can crawl all over the room instead of just walking around the ground, and their size allows them to crawl anywhere. And they're quite.

Mind you, this is coming from someone who likes spiders and isn't scared of them.
User avatar #99 - cubanwhiteman (09/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Remember guys, when your girlfriend tries to 'be like one of the guys' and says "I can't wait till the zombie apocolypse happens, i'm so ready! lol #yolo#oneoftheguysomglol"...
and she sees a roach... and she asks for your help... just remind her of this post right here.
#91 - dedaluminus (09/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But I would be prepared for a zombie apocalypse, assuming I wasn't one of the first infected by water supply or food contamination or some **** like that. I have reliable, easy to repair transportation (an old Toyota 4runner and an older Honda XR series dual-cross bike, both with spare parts and tools on-board) actual, practiced survival and homesteading skills (I was the instructor for more than seventeen merit badges for several years at a boy scout camp) olympic level medium and long-range marksmanship skills, a weapon with the most common ammo type (ruger 10/.22) and more than 5000 bullets for it, actual, practiced hand-to-hand combat skills (krav maga partially, tae-kwon-do mostly), actual, practiced hand weapon skills (full contact viking swordsmanship recreations) and a blacksmith forged shortsword, food and water for months for myself that is easily transportable by my SUV, and a defensible position to fall back to (a cabin, high in the mountains, with on-site well and garden, and only accessible by one gated vehicle path). And even if the **** hits the fan while I'm out and about rather than at my house where all this stuff is, I still have my skills and I'm almost always carrying a pistol and an extra clip for the pistol. All of this stuff was gathered for non-zombie reasons, just general preparedness or because it was cool or useful, but I think I'd do okay.

And I kill spiders fearlessly and without hesitation. Pic unrelated.
#47 - victorianfancyman (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Guys, I hate spiders as much as the next tough guy, but I've found a solution.

I found a petstore that sells jars of these hairy brown spiders- no idea why- anyway, I bought one- it has about 5 spiders. I've found identifiable traits and named each one then let them run loose in my room.

Originally I got them as a cheap way to kill invasive insects, but now they're like pets to me. I feed them from time to time (very tiny bits of meat)- but most of the time they do their own thing.

Unfortunately I found Ichabod dead in the middle of my floor this morning and I had a little funeral for him in my back yard.

I think once these ones die I'll buy some more

BTW- DONT BUY FEMALES
Female spiders are crazybitches
User avatar #92 - thedarkestrogue (09/09/2013) [-]
I love spiders. They're actually pretty intriguing.
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