Embrace his Noodly Love!. “Come, Holy Sauce, Creator blest, and, in our pasta, give us thy rest...” ~ Ishmali Camuwundra on the Flying Spaghetti Monster. HE Bru
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#10 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (09/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Every time i hear about the Flying Spaghetti Monster this is all i can think of
User avatar #5 - brobathehutt (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And may we restore the pirate population to reverse the effects of global warming.
User avatar #1 - hamsterball ONLINE (09/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I own the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster, and I would recommend it to anybody who likes to read books.
#18 - stickandmove (09/09/2013) [-]
I thought for a long time that this whole thing was created by atheists/agnostics/skeptics who wanted to make light of the more unrealistic religious ideologies, but there are actually people who get offended when people tease them for their pastafarianism.

Like, why?
#16 - lorddarkskull (09/09/2013) [-]
What is a god that does not show ALL of their followers blessings?
Glory to MissingNo., Glory to the Glitch!
#15 - puffolotti (09/09/2013) [-]
whatever your god promised to you, Drehrt will PROMISE the double.
there is no limit to what Drehrt can PROMISE for your afterlife, and all you have got to do is send 5$ to his prophet, Puffolotti once in your life.

It may sound expensive, but think about it, an average function lasts 1 hour, and so submitting to Drehrt will cost you less than a single function in a church.

Plus Drehrt forbids his priests to tell people what to do in his name.
#11 - raybanvision (09/09/2013) [-]
Ramen to that!
#8 - anonymous (09/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
how's middle school?
#7 - Awesomenessniss (09/08/2013) [-]
I made a desktop version of this.
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