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I want the power to control Shit and bowel . I would be able to make people have the most powerful
bowel movement of their life. And I could control how it would come out. Large. long. and painful or
l excruciatingly lug but hot. wet, and foul smelling diarrhea. I would be the ultimate warrior. The more would
aim their pistols and have the German Shepherds on leashes, ready to : e.- and l would just laugh and
with a sange were of nut; arm it would be over. They' d drop their weapons and cience their stomachs as they
l . experience the most patkelly hot, wettest shit of their trees the dogs too. I would simply walk away
I I E _ a post about superpowers comes up, most this. Because what could be better?