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User avatar #4 - Nucci (09/08/2013) [-]
Get a job where you actually have to clean bathrooms and you will find women are actually the most disgusting unsanitary creatures on gods green earth.
User avatar #64 to #4 - SwirlSkull (09/08/2013) [-]
i work as a janitor i can confirm this atleast for texas
#84 to #64 - bible (09/09/2013) [-]
****					 man,that ain't no 						****					.    
   
I've worked at two grocery stores, HEB and Krogers. The people I work with are pussies, so I usually clean the bathrooms for them so we can leave and go home.    
   
But that women's bathroom, 						******					 sake! I've got horror stories of plenty of those hellholes.
**** man,that ain't no **** .

I've worked at two grocery stores, HEB and Krogers. The people I work with are pussies, so I usually clean the bathrooms for them so we can leave and go home.

But that women's bathroom, ****** sake! I've got horror stories of plenty of those hellholes.
User avatar #92 to #84 - SwirlSkull (09/09/2013) [-]
oh boy story time~ tell me :3
#94 to #92 - bible (09/09/2013) [-]
Started as my first day closing as a bagger in HEB. We were doing our nightly duties, and all we had left were the bathrooms. I was done with my nightly duties and so was everyone else, all except one manager who wouldn't clean the ladies room. Nor would anyone else. I sat there waiting to clock out, but I could not without a manager override so I just sat there and waited. Finally I go in to see what they were bitching about, and I see a pair of panties on the floor. On these panties was the largest ******* turd I have ever witnessed from animal or human alike, and worse yet, it had a toothpick and two earcleaners sticking out of it.

Whoever laid this thing actually had to use instruments to pry it out of her asshole. There was blood coating the rather impressive lump of **** . As for the panties? They only covered the egg like an Easter veil, as the egg far outsized the actual undergarments. To boot,there was a blood trail leading to the washing station of the bathroom.

I cleaned it up with 3 layers of gloves. Though I pride myself in getting dirty work done whereas no other sissy would, I was not without my queasiness.
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#56 to #4 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
Worked at a summer camp. HOW DO GIRLS PISS ON THE TANK. NOT ON THE SEAT - THE ******* TANK. PISS ON TOP OF THE TANK. WHY DID I HAVE TO CLEAN UP PISS FROM THE TOP OF A TOILET TANK.

NO ******* EXCUSE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ******* AIM
#59 to #56 - tugaii (09/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #4 - oneeyeddollbee (09/08/2013) [-]
Seriously, that's not what I've seen at all.
Most women, at least in Spain, know how to take a piss like a normal human being. It's just sitting on a toilet. Some males on the other hand, may know how to take a piss, but may lack aiming or just don't give a **** if they make a mess. That's only made worst by the fact females only have normal toilets, while men have billions of different kinds of wall-toilets or whatever are they called, which makes going to a male's bathroom in a disco, a bar or a pub (and sometimes at the university) a sure walk on the sea of piss.
And the women I know don't normally feel like taking ***** on public bathrooms (I don't like it either) while my experience have showed me that some men don't care (some don't even bother flushing).
I have seen tons of times girls who went to the male's bathroom just to come out screaming in disgust after finding a huge **** , a flooded floor, etc. You know why? Because they are not used to it.
One doesn't need to work on cleaning bathrooms to know that, you can just check yourself (I have a few times, by mistake, or in rare cases, because there wasn't toilet paper in the males bathroom).

Tl;DR Women in your city must be disgusting.
User avatar #17 to #16 - oneeyeddollbee (09/08/2013) [-]
Seriously, are girls in Spain the only clean girls in the world? I can't believe even girls can confirm they are ******* pigs!
#15 to #4 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
Female here, can confirm women's restrooms are disgusting.
my grandmother's toilet has literal **** splatters all over the back of it she doesn't clean for some reason.
#14 to #4 - fbiagent (09/08/2013) [-]
i worked at a frozen yogurt shop where i cleaned the restrooms as well as my regular duties. women's restrooms were consistently much more disgusting than the men's.

it was almost as if the women would hold in these massive ***** from their date, and unleash them at the yogurt shop... ******* horrible
User avatar #13 to #4 - lewersss (09/08/2013) [-]
I try to avoid the little girls room at bars and clubs because there are usually:
10 girls standing by the mirrors, admiring themselves, taking pictures, applying more makeup; another 5 who have brought their drinks to the toilets so they can bitch about something; at least 3 girls overly fussing around another who is either a) throwing up in the sink/toilet/floor/bin, b) sitting on the floor/toilet/sink crying because someone said she was fat or c) lying in a crumpled mess on the floor in a puddle of their own (and others) vomit/ **** /both.
Girls are disgusting when intoxicated.
User avatar #12 to #4 - oneeyeddollbee (09/08/2013) [-]
Interesting. From what I've seen at school, and later at the university, women's bathroom is always cleaner than men's bathroom. Also, my sister's bathroom and mother's bathroom are always cleaner than my little brother's and my bathroom.

Yet, I don't have a job were a clean bathrooms. I'll ask the cleaners at the university.
#11 to #4 - shadowscythe (09/08/2013) [-]
100x this. I used to work as a maintenance worker when I was high school. Men may make a disaster of the sinks, but women...oh god. Let us just say that there were many cases were it looked like some of them did not make it to the toilet. There really was only one bad case in the men's room for me. I cannot count how many times the women's room was a nightmare.
#10 to #4 - nazguultje (09/08/2013) [-]
I have a mother and sister I find them more disguisting than my dad and little brother.
User avatar #9 to #4 - revoll ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
The "god's green earth" bothers me more than it should,because the most common analogy for earth is "blue planet" (at least from where i come from)
#52 to #9 - nightstar (09/08/2013) [-]
Think of earth as a synonym for land.
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