fallout NV has it right. . Women' s bathroom in fallout new Vegas. Men' s bathroom in fallout new Vegas.. Get a job where you actually have to clean bathrooms and you will find women are actually the most disgusting unsanitary creatures on gods green earth. Fallout
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - Nucci
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Get a job where you actually have to clean bathrooms and you will find women are actually the most disgusting unsanitary creatures on gods green earth.
User avatar #16 to #4 - oneeyeddollbee
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Seriously, that's not what I've seen at all.
Most women, at least in Spain, know how to take a piss like a normal human being. It's just sitting on a toilet. Some males on the other hand, may know how to take a piss, but may lack aiming or just don't give a **** if they make a mess. That's only made worst by the fact females only have normal toilets, while men have billions of different kinds of wall-toilets or whatever are they called, which makes going to a male's bathroom in a disco, a bar or a pub (and sometimes at the university) a sure walk on the sea of piss.
And the women I know don't normally feel like taking ***** on public bathrooms (I don't like it either) while my experience have showed me that some men don't care (some don't even bother flushing).
I have seen tons of times girls who went to the male's bathroom just to come out screaming in disgust after finding a huge ****, a flooded floor, etc. You know why? Because they are not used to it.
One doesn't need to work on cleaning bathrooms to know that, you can just check yourself (I have a few times, by mistake, or in rare cases, because there wasn't toilet paper in the males bathroom).

Tl;DR Women in your city must be disgusting.
User avatar #17 to #16 - oneeyeddollbee
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Seriously, are girls in Spain the only clean girls in the world? I can't believe even girls can confirm they are ******* pigs!
User avatar #9 to #4 - revoll
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The "god's green earth" bothers me more than it should,because the most common analogy for earth is "blue planet" (at least from where i come from)
#52 to #9 - nightstar
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Think of earth as a synonym for land.
User avatar #12 to #4 - oneeyeddollbee
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Interesting. From what I've seen at school, and later at the university, women's bathroom is always cleaner than men's bathroom. Also, my sister's bathroom and mother's bathroom are always cleaner than my little brother's and my bathroom.

Yet, I don't have a job were a clean bathrooms. I'll ask the cleaners at the university.
#10 to #4 - nazguultje
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I have a mother and sister I find them more disguisting than my dad and little brother.
#15 to #4 - anon id: 63e2d117
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Female here, can confirm women's restrooms are disgusting.
my grandmother's toilet has literal **** splatters all over the back of it she doesn't clean for some reason.
#56 to #4 - anon id: 73e5b387
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Worked at a summer camp. HOW DO GIRLS PISS ON THE TANK. NOT ON THE SEAT - THE ******* TANK. PISS ON TOP OF THE TANK. WHY DID I HAVE TO CLEAN UP PISS FROM THE TOP OF A TOILET TANK.

NO ******* EXCUSE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ******* AIM
#59 to #56 - tugaii
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User avatar #64 to #4 - SwirlSkull
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i work as a janitor i can confirm this atleast for texas
#84 to #64 - bible
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**** man,that ain't no ****.    
   
I've worked at two grocery stores, HEB and Krogers. The people I work with are pussies, so I usually clean the bathrooms for them so we can leave and go home.    
   
But that women's bathroom, ****** sake! I've got horror stories of plenty of those hellholes.
**** man,that ain't no ****.

I've worked at two grocery stores, HEB and Krogers. The people I work with are pussies, so I usually clean the bathrooms for them so we can leave and go home.

But that women's bathroom, ****** sake! I've got horror stories of plenty of those hellholes.
User avatar #92 to #84 - SwirlSkull
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oh boy story time~ tell me :3
#94 to #92 - bible
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Started as my first day closing as a bagger in HEB. We were doing our nightly duties, and all we had left were the bathrooms. I was done with my nightly duties and so was everyone else, all except one manager who wouldn't clean the ladies room. Nor would anyone else. I sat there waiting to clock out, but I could not without a manager override so I just sat there and waited. Finally I go in to see what they were bitching about, and I see a pair of panties on the floor. On these panties was the largest ******* turd I have ever witnessed from animal or human alike, and worse yet, it had a toothpick and two earcleaners sticking out of it.

Whoever laid this thing actually had to use instruments to pry it out of her asshole. There was blood coating the rather impressive lump of ****. As for the panties? They only covered the egg like an Easter veil, as the egg far outsized the actual undergarments. To boot,there was a blood trail leading to the washing station of the bathroom.

I cleaned it up with 3 layers of gloves. Though I pride myself in getting dirty work done whereas no other sissy would, I was not without my queasiness.
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User avatar #13 to #4 - lewersss
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I try to avoid the little girls room at bars and clubs because there are usually:
10 girls standing by the mirrors, admiring themselves, taking pictures, applying more makeup; another 5 who have brought their drinks to the toilets so they can bitch about something; at least 3 girls overly fussing around another who is either a) throwing up in the sink/toilet/floor/bin, b) sitting on the floor/toilet/sink crying because someone said she was fat or c) lying in a crumpled mess on the floor in a puddle of their own (and others) vomit/****/both.
Girls are disgusting when intoxicated.
#78 to #4 - gardenmanly
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#11 to #4 - shadowscythe
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100x this. I used to work as a maintenance worker when I was high school. Men may make a disaster of the sinks, but women...oh god. Let us just say that there were many cases were it looked like some of them did not make it to the toilet. There really was only one bad case in the men's room for me. I cannot count how many times the women's room was a nightmare.
#14 to #4 - fbiagent
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i worked at a frozen yogurt shop where i cleaned the restrooms as well as my regular duties. women's restrooms were consistently much more disgusting than the men's.

it was almost as if the women would hold in these massive ***** from their date, and unleash them at the yogurt shop... ******* horrible
#3 - bitchpleaseshutup
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User avatar #48 to #3 - hysteriaward
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jesus i never noticed that before
#1 - alfakroll
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Butt-explode
Butt-explode
#45 to #1 - steelwoolsheep
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User avatar #46 to #45 - alfakroll
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Sorry about the low quality..
User avatar #20 - lolerbot
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How to destroy the game
>at beginning of game go to Repconn facility to get stealth boys
>Find veronica at grub rest stop, agree to help her get to the strip
>go to Silver rush gun shop, use one of the stealth boys and steal all those super powerful weapons
> go to strip entrance, use another stealth boy and cross border
> Bots attack, veronica will be able to kill one before dying
> grab key off dead bot, get inside the strip WAY earlier in the game than your supposed to
And that is how I completely ****** up the game.
User avatar #23 to #20 - mergamen
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I am clapping like a retarded seal while laughing You made my day.
User avatar #21 to #20 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Or you could walk straight to Camp McCarran and use the Monorail undetected using one of those stealth boys. In theory, I mean... I've actually never tried it, but it seems like a plausible idea.
#26 to #21 - rockstarownage
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you can't get through the door to the monorail until you complete the bomb quest and get i think liked by the ncr
User avatar #31 to #26 - TheCynic
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Nope. If you're disguised or stealthed, you can get in just fine.
#32 to #31 - rockstarownage
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oh....that would've saved me a lot of time before
User avatar #27 to #26 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Really? I thought as long as you sneak past, then you're in the clear. Weird.
#29 to #27 - rockstarownage
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i can't remember clearly, but i think either you can't get through the door or you dont have the option to use the monorail
User avatar #22 to #20 - thatscrewedupkid
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or have a luck of 6 or 7 after killing all of goodsprings and the powder gangers, go to the wrangler and play the slots
User avatar #24 to #20 - Zeigh
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You can also steal the guns by moving them into the hall with the bathrooms so no one can see you.
User avatar #25 to #20 - chainsawdick
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Well, honestly, the game itself isn't that hard anyways; you wouldn't NEED to do anything that involved to get there..
I usually just go the long way around (with the Cazadores and Death Claws) and get there with enough money to get in even if I haven't actually tried to get the money or not.
User avatar #42 to #20 - psykojet
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Fallout New Vegas Pro Tip: Get to New Vegas early Or this
User avatar #61 to #20 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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Or, kill joe cobb, take his stealth boy, walk to Camp Mccarren, use steathboy and take the monorail to the strip.
#41 to #20 - cloakedone
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Alternative:

type: ~player.additem 0000000f 900000

Pass credit check, more then enough money for everything
User avatar #30 to #20 - TheMather
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Getting into the strip is no big deal though.
If you really want to break the game:
> Focus on improving Energy Weapons.
> Broc Flower cave, get the Ratslayer
> Brooks Tumbleweed Ranch, snipe the mercenaries, pick up the YCS/186
> Get a decent quantity of Max Charge Microfusion Cells.
Rejoice, you can now one-shot deathclaws with sneak critical hits.
User avatar #49 to #30 - kevinspacey **User deleted account**
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or use anti-material rifle where you can kill essentially everything in out shot without it being a sneak attack except for deathclaws and the strongest variation of tunneler
User avatar #51 to #49 - TheMather
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Oh, and the YCS has .37x more magnification on the scope.
User avatar #50 to #49 - TheMather
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The YCS still has the Anti-Material Rifle beat though. Plus, you have to be high level to get one the only ammo that increases its DAM is the hand loads.
#82 to #50 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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If you can get your hands on the Gun Runners Arsenal add-on you can buy explosive ammo that adds a whoopin' +80 explosive damage to the rifle and a mod that increases rate of fire.

Not to mention that the critical damage is 110 for the AMR, while the YCS is only 70, which allows to it to beat the YCS for 10 points of damage even without special ammo or mods.

So, as far as sniping goes the Anti-Materiel Rifle is still on top. Not that it matters much though, land a critical hit with either the AMR or the YCS and whatever you hit is pretty much dead anyway.
User avatar #86 to #82 - TheMather
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Oh, and the YCS crits twice as often as the AMR.
User avatar #85 to #82 - TheMather
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However the critical damage doesn't scale, while base damage does. Meaning that 10 DMG difference is only if you can barely use the weapons.
Also so what if explosive rounds adds 80 DMG, Max Charge ammo has a modifier of 2.5x, meaning the least it can add is 210.
The YCS beats the AMR, the only advantage the AMR has is the rate of fire and that it can be suppressed. However if you play godmode, the YCS actually has a higher rate of fire, as then it's semi-automatic as opposed to the AMR which is bolt-action and requires a lot of time to compensate for recoil.
#89 to #85 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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Just ran the numbers and even with scaling based damage, at their max with a crit. the AMR hits 239.8 and YCS hits 235.2 the later being beaten by very few points.

With respectively max charge and explosive ammo with crit., the AMR hits 319.8 and the YCS hits 317.8.

The AMR is only slightly better for sneak attacks. Without critical hits however the YCS wins by something around 40 points in most cases though. The YCS is a more practical option if you don't mind having slightly worse close range weapons as there is no energy SMG or Shotgun.
User avatar #95 to #89 - TheMather
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Well, Gauss Rifles work sort of like shotguns at close range, since they're just as accurate without the scope.
But for prolonged close combat, you've got the Laser RCW for automatic, the Multiplas Rifle and the Tri-Beam Laser Rifle for multiple projectiles and the Tesla Cannon (Particularily the Tesla-Beaton Prototype from the Crashed Veritbird) for AoE damage.
The Q-35 Matter Modulator from Repconn HQ and the LAER from Old World Blues can also get the job done.
And let's not forget Pew Pew from Legend of the Star. The only pistol that can match that bastard is Lil' Devil, the unique 12.7mm pistol.
#96 to #95 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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But in Small Arms you have the king of close range, the 12.7mm SMG.

Anyway, I guess it all comes down to playstyle. A heavy armored char will do better with energy weapons as they pack a pretty good punch with every shot and you can take the damage while they mow down your enemies.
Someone who relies more in sneak will probably prefer small guns as the higher crits and armor piercing ammo will let you take down the stronger opponents first in 1 or 2 shots so you can easily deal with the others.

Although if you get the Elite Riot Gear from the Divide you probably can do both things.
User avatar #97 to #96 - TheMather
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I agree with the 12.7mm SMG, that's always my secondary weapon, in a loadout consisting of the YCS, Christine's Silenced COS Sniper Rifle, the 12.7mm SMG and a silenced 12.7mm pistol. With a well-placed Tiny-Tots mini nuke barrage from the Esther when I need to take out whole encampments.

And yeah, the Elite Riot Gear rocks. I always play in godmode though, so I give that to Boone along with an AMR (while Cass gets the Advanced Riot Gear).

The YCS is undubtedly the best weapon for anytthing except stealth in godmode though, as when you don't have to reload, it fires three shots per second. Beating even the 12.7mm SMG for close range combat against multiple enemies. Disregarding crits, it has up to a maximum of 1204.308 DPS with all relevant perks and using both Psycho and Yao Guai Meat.
#33 to #30 - ageofthegross
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i could 3 shot death claws in 3 with the alien disintegrator from MZ, im not sure if broken steel had something to do this but Old Olney was actually bearable, especially with Fawkes
User avatar #35 to #33 - TheMather
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That's Fallout 3.
But the YCS/186 is the most powerful weapon in the games so far apart from the debug weapons, being a unique Gauss Rifle. The only thing capable of dealing more damage per shot are Fat Man and its unique version Esther.
For comparison, the Alien Disintegrator has a base damage of 65, no scope and a spread of 1, the YCS/186 has a base damage of 140, a 3.5x magnification scope and an unscoped spread of 0.0275
User avatar #67 to #35 - peanutbraddle
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Unique Gauss Rifle you say? where can I find it?
User avatar #68 to #67 - TheMather
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East of Brooks Tumbleweed Ranch, you can loot it from some mercenaries if you don't have Wild Wasteland.
User avatar #69 to #68 - peanutbraddle
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Thanks.
#36 to #35 - ageofthegross
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ahh i did not know this, i shall go there (where is it?) immediately
User avatar #37 to #36 - TheMather
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As I said, wrong game.

But if you do have New Vegas, you can loot it from some mercenaries east of Brooks Tumbleweed Ranch so long as you don't have the Wild Wasteland trait.
#38 to #37 - ageofthegross
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i have both, goddammit i have wild wasteland... what happens if you do have it?
User avatar #39 to #38 - TheMather
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There's a UFO there instead where you can kill some aliens to get the Alien Blaster.
Though if you don't have that yet, you can still get the YCS if you use the Sink Auto-Doc in Old World Blues to remove the perk.
#40 to #39 - ageofthegross
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thats true, i started a new game and im on honest hearts so might be a while, thanks anyway man
User avatar #57 - ilovetocuddle
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I worked at toy'sRus for a few years, and let me tell you. Woman are ******* disgusting in the bathroom. Once an elderly woman in a wheelchair came in just to use the bathroom, right after she left they sent my coworker to go clean up the area, that elderly woman **** in the middle of the floor,. Somehow magically **** all over the walls and mirrors. Then proceeded to smeer it with her hands. And woman insult the mensroom? bitchplease.
#62 to #57 - sebamorena
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What did you do then?
User avatar #91 to #62 - ilovetocuddle
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Acted like I never saw it and left, seeing how my shift was over 5 min. from then.
#63 to #57 - luncheonlad
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HFW
#72 to #63 - neznanc **User deleted account**
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please tell me this is chocolate
please tell me this is chocolate
User avatar #73 to #72 - luncheonlad
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It is indeed Nutella painting apparently. According to Google Images.
User avatar #76 to #73 - neznanc **User deleted account**
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Thank god. I thought it was an image from 2 girls 1 slab...
User avatar #79 to #76 - luncheonlad
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Ha ha! Maybe give it a few more years and the Internet will churn out a legit version.
User avatar #87 to #72 - jesusthegardener
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was the ******* dog necessary?
#74 - killerblue
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MFW fallout NV
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#18 - wereking
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But the real quastion here is why were u even in the ladies room.
#60 to #18 - Minnesota
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User avatar #43 - samxdaxman
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Jesus ******* Christ, take some Rad-Away, were you not listening to Three-Dog in FO:3? "Tick-tick-tickety means run your ass outta there and then pop some Rad-Away for good measure."
#2 - destroyallhumustwo
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"I would really like my beret back please"-
Craig "The Hammer and The Scalpel" Boone
#71 - youknowwhothisis
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women's bathrooms are ******* disgusting. I worked in several types of restaurants and the mens room was nearly spotless a good 60-80% of the time. But the womens room...was destroyed. every damn day there was **** on the seats, period blood, or both. diapers filled with **** on the floors. it was bad