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Anonymous (19/ / 13( Sat) 1 No.
Week
Fag friend and I in library
kl mean severe beta fag
waasnt gotten past talking to a girl since tth grade
Hitting there
Hm changing the encyclopedias in WARLD BC) C) K SC) they say WEIRD EDGE.
she' s sitting there playing with his dungeons and dragons figurine
yhis phone vibrates and starts twittering away like crazy
Whe ya textin?"
Sommer"
Summer?"
stale, Sommer."
what' s a simmer?"
My girlfriend"
meld the **** up
yhis GIRLFRIEND?
What?"
girlfriend"
Dude, is it a "She likes you back" girlfriend er a "girl you stalked in tth grade" girlfriend?"
She likes me back"
weed fer him
aask huhwhat she leeks like
zzounds like a T/ IO
aawesome
what she is like
sshe' s into Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Dragon Ball, Doctorwho, nerd stuff
Hm proud of my beta fag, he has become a man
So, how long have you guys been dating?"
4 **** you not
kl honestly **** you not
looked at his ******* watch
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User avatar #130 - acoolname (09/08/2013) [-]
Dem Feels
#127 - stripey (09/08/2013) [-]
I don't get it, is it beta to have started dating someone very recently? Like, what if he asked her out before going to the library.
User avatar #131 to #127 - trollypollyz (09/08/2013) [-]
Beta is basically a guy who doesn't talk to girls...
User avatar #132 to #131 - stripey (09/08/2013) [-]
But he is talking to a girl, right? His girlfriend?
User avatar #133 to #132 - trollypollyz (09/08/2013) [-]
He's texting a girl so his friend (The writer) freaks his **** ...
User avatar #134 to #133 - stripey (09/08/2013) [-]
Then what is the big deal about him looking at his watch?
User avatar #135 to #134 - trollypollyz (09/08/2013) [-]
He asks how long they've been dating and he looks at his watch to check the time -_- It's not that hard to understand...
User avatar #136 to #135 - stripey (09/08/2013) [-]
But why is that beta?
#138 to #136 - trollypollyz (09/08/2013) [-]
Okay let me do this slowly for you
>Anon asks his friend how long they've been dating
>He checks his watch
>Meaning he met the girl a few minutes ago most likely
#141 to #138 - stripey (09/08/2013) [-]
You keep telling me what happened, but I know what happened.   
   
But WHY is it beta for a guy to have just picked up a chick?! Is the joke that his friend is lying? Is the humor found in the absurdity of his friend getting a girlfriend that quickly?
You keep telling me what happened, but I know what happened.

But WHY is it beta for a guy to have just picked up a chick?! Is the joke that his friend is lying? Is the humor found in the absurdity of his friend getting a girlfriend that quickly?
User avatar #142 to #141 - trollypollyz (09/08/2013) [-]
HE'S NOT BETA ANYMORE BECAUSE HE ASKED OUT THE CHICK
User avatar #144 to #142 - stripey (09/08/2013) [-]
Ok, so the joke is that his normally beta friend was able to suddenly pick up a chick with ease.

User avatar #139 to #138 - zepplien (09/08/2013) [-]
THEY WERE PROBABLY TEXTING WHEN HE ASKED HER OUT OR VICE VERSA.
#140 to #139 - trollypollyz (09/08/2013) [-]
i give up on you guys
i give up on you guys
User avatar #143 to #140 - zepplien (09/08/2013) [-]
Im so confused.
#125 - rdunc (09/08/2013) [-]
that was a minute of my life i'm never getting back. without a doubt the ******** greentext ever.
User avatar #122 - srskate (09/08/2013) [-]
So assuming they had only been dating a few hours, I still don't get the funny part,
#116 - theseustheminotaur (09/08/2013) [-]
I cringe every time someone honestly calls someone a betafag
User avatar #117 to #116 - hypers (09/08/2013) [-]
obvious betafag is obvious
User avatar #98 - Thenewguygunther (09/08/2013) [-]
Every time someone asks me the date or time I always check my watch




the only problem with that is I stopped wearing watches 6 years ago
#112 to #98 - dontknowmeatall (09/08/2013) [-]
I wear an army knife carrier and I check it for the time.
#97 - ludislavonac (09/08/2013) [-]
So they just started going out, what's the big deal?   
   
 Or his watch can display the date...
So they just started going out, what's the big deal?

Or his watch can display the date...
User avatar #96 - applebucker (09/08/2013) [-]
You're ******* retarded. Oh, so he looked at his watch, big deal. He gets more ***** than you.
#93 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
Like Amber explained I'm impressed that someone able to profit $8277 in one month on the internet. more information You need to login to view this link
#92 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
How ******* patronizing.
#89 - xgrandmoffx (09/08/2013) [-]
>saying that anyone who hasn't gotten past talking to a girl in a few years is severely beta   
>mfw I haven't gotten past talking to a girl in my life
>saying that anyone who hasn't gotten past talking to a girl in a few years is severely beta
>mfw I haven't gotten past talking to a girl in my life
User avatar #111 to #89 - muffintime (09/08/2013) [-]
Dude that isn't beta.... That's ******* omega...
#100 to #89 - dingbox (09/08/2013) [-]
Then get your 						****					 together..
Then get your **** together..
User avatar #108 to #100 - waterbottlemanboy (09/08/2013) [-]
Maybe he's gay. Or maybe he's so hot that he doesn't even need to talk, he just ***** .
User avatar #149 to #108 - xgrandmoffx (09/08/2013) [-]
I like this guy.
User avatar #99 to #89 - loomiss (09/08/2013) [-]
Wut.
How old are you?
User avatar #123 to #99 - batmanbeyonddgrave (09/08/2013) [-]
i'm in the same situation, and am 17 never even kissed a girl :/
User avatar #124 to #123 - loomiss (09/08/2013) [-]
But.. like..
I don't understand.
Are your standards just way through the roof..?
User avatar #128 to #124 - batmanbeyonddgrave (09/08/2013) [-]
no, but heres how to describe my life "i wish i was really fat, so that i wanted any girl i could get, or that i was really skinny so i could get any girl I wanted, but right now i'm just the perfect combination of repulsiveness and pompousness." (quote i made up a while ago)
User avatar #115 to #99 - temporalguardian (09/08/2013) [-]
69 lol xDDD
#80 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
and now every beta fag on funnyjunk defends him
User avatar #79 - bigsteamingpile (09/08/2013) [-]
Maybe he was checking the date. I have a friend that, when asked what the date is, he looks at his watch. Then proceeds to tell me. This leads me to believe his watch is one that also displays the date as well as the time. So, shut the **** up. This was funny only if you're trying to be an ******* .
User avatar #94 to #79 - internetrage (09/08/2013) [-]
yeah my watch does that. its a pretty snazzy watch too so people tend to just think i'm trying to show it off
#75 - mastersaturday (09/08/2013) [-]
Some watches tell the date as well as the time.  Just saying, maybe he didn't know what day it was.
Some watches tell the date as well as the time. Just saying, maybe he didn't know what day it was.
User avatar #109 to #75 - waterbottlemanboy (09/08/2013) [-]
Exactly what I thought.
#67 - coolfuzzy (09/08/2013) [-]
I like how op is implying that he himself is some kind of **** destroying Adonis.
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User avatar #120 to #67 - hypers (09/08/2013) [-]
anyone who cant talk to a girl is obvious betafag. Social skills come to us naturally and to be afraid to talk to someone of your own species is just pathetic as is. So its not that everyone who calls someone beta is an alpha just better than beta.
#101 to #67 - sirbutterballs (09/08/2013) [-]
Maybe he is a 						****					 destroyer. It's the Internet there are 						********					 of people on the Internet, some are bound to be alphas.  Just sayin'
Maybe he is a **** destroyer. It's the Internet there are ******** of people on the Internet, some are bound to be alphas. Just sayin'
User avatar #65 - ffx (09/08/2013) [-]
>Has a phone
>Still carries a watch.
#82 to #65 - grandpis (09/08/2013) [-]
> Phone battery runs out. Now some wrist watch come in handy.
> It's quicker just look on wrist than pick phone from pocket, and turn it on from sleep mode.
> As said above it could be piece of fashion.
User avatar #146 to #82 - thehonorwolf (09/08/2013) [-]
Fun fact for all. The wrist watch was invented because reaching into your pocket to pull out a pocket watch and read it was deemed to inconvenient for the time, however now most people use cell phones for their mobile clocks; and where do we keep those? In our pockets.
User avatar #71 to #65 - thehonorwolf (09/08/2013) [-]
some people wear watches just cause they're a cool accesory
#83 to #71 - thatscrewedupkid (09/08/2013) [-]
if you had a watch like this wouldnt you wear it?
User avatar #102 to #83 - MrBlak (09/08/2013) [-]
I'd be buried with it, rigged so the health meter would shoot up to max to freak everyone out.
User avatar #103 to #102 - thatscrewedupkid (09/08/2013) [-]
i have one, its just a printed image, id would be awesome if it had a heart rate meter that changed the health depending on heart rate
User avatar #105 to #103 - MrBlak (09/08/2013) [-]
Out of nowhere I mean.
User avatar #104 to #103 - MrBlak (09/08/2013) [-]
Unless you're wearing it and it drops from red to yellow.
User avatar #72 to #71 - ffx (09/08/2013) [-]
Is that why I'm seeing more people wear watches on both their wrists? How's that even stylish?
User avatar #74 to #72 - thehonorwolf (09/08/2013) [-]
Idk how it's stylish to wear two at once; I just know that nowadays it's common for people to wear watches just cause they're cool
#69 to #65 - sickboi (09/08/2013) [-]
you and everyone like you is what is wrong with society
User avatar #70 to #69 - ffx (09/08/2013) [-]
dafuq I do?
#62 - josieabby (09/08/2013) [-]
(story only related because watches)
I bought a pretty expensive watch 6 or 7 yrs ago, (expensive for me, at least) and I loved it. It was not until last year that my friend noticed that my watch band was all ball sacks.
I looked at it and he was right. I can't believe that I'd been wearing for all of those years without noticing.
Doesn't matter, though. I still (have the balls to) wear it.

tl;dr My watch band is covered in ball sacks.

crude sketch of said watch
#110 to #62 - JMF (09/08/2013) [-]
I had a similar experience happen to me, but on a much smaller time scale. I had done a drawing that I was pretty happy with, and when I showed it to my friend (She is majoring in psychology), a mutual friend of ours took it from my hands, turned it sideways and said "Freud was right."
Now I don't like my own drawing.
All I see is a worm ******* an alien ****** with brutal rows of teeth.
User avatar #121 to #110 - josieabby (09/08/2013) [-]
That drawing is awesome. I flipped my laptop sideways to look at it, and I understand what your friend was talking about. I'm going to share this pic with my sister if you don't mind. This is very similar to her drawing style.
#148 to #121 - JMF (09/08/2013) [-]
Go for it! I'm glad that you like it.
Go for it! I'm glad that you like it.
User avatar #126 to #121 - comexx (09/08/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it just be easier to tilt your head?
#129 to #126 - josieabby (09/08/2013) [-]
I can't.  Still recovering from Taco Neck.
I can't. Still recovering from Taco Neck.
User avatar #81 to #62 - thatnerdyguy (09/08/2013) [-]
A picture would be even better...please?
#76 to #62 - mastersaturday (09/08/2013) [-]
Pic now.
#84 to #76 - josieabby (09/08/2013) [-]
apology for poor quality
#86 to #84 - mastersaturday (09/08/2013) [-]
Ehhh, they sort of look like ballsacks, but they're not explicitly ballsacks. If you didn't mention it beforehand, I probably wouldn't have thought about it.
User avatar #90 to #86 - josieabby (09/08/2013) [-]
Funny thing is that the middle parts (ballsack parts) swing out like truck nutz when the band is flexed. Like you, it wasn't obvious to me at first either, but now that I'm aware, its all I see.
#60 - drewbridge (09/08/2013) [-]
> 2013   
> Implying that his watch didn't display the current date
> 2013
> Implying that his watch didn't display the current date
#59 - beerterror ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
I have this weird thing, that very often, when asked about specific information, whether connected to time or not (e.g. what's in the cinema at the moment, or when are my birthday), I just look at my watch. I feel ******* stupid, but, well, everybody has something.
#53 - Kyag (09/08/2013) [-]
My watch says the date as well. Sometimes people ask me what day it is or how long its been since something and I automatically look at my watch.
My watch says the date as well. Sometimes people ask me what day it is or how long its been since something and I automatically look at my watch.
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