Fuck bitches, gain currency.. . So two girls approached me at the gym today. One girl was thin and in good shape, the other one was very overweight They approac
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Fuck bitches, gain currency.

So two girls approached me at the gym
today. One girl was thin and in good shape,
the other one was very overweight They
approached me while I was sitting on a
machine, and the skinny girl asked me if I
thought her friend was fat, right in front of
her. Completely put on the spot, I said of
corse not, and tried to convince her that she
wasn' t fat, and tried to be nice and
encouraging. After a few moments of
awkward silence the overweight girl looked
at her friend and yelled. "See I told you all
guys are liars!" and looked at me like I was
some kind of ******* . I was on shock for
about an hour. There is no winning with that
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User avatar #79 - mrnoodlez (09/08/2013) [-]
Back when I was freshman in high school, A group of girls asked me if I thought that their friend was pretty, she was an 8/10. I took a pause and said "yes" which was somehow the wrong answer because I became pelted with being a creep and perv. If I would have answered with "no" I would be a jerk. They play stupid mind games because they enjoy to see us in an uncomfortable position, this is why I've learned the best way to avoid these situations is to act like you don't give a **** . Also, be an ass, but only if it's funny, making people cry is being obnoxious.
#77 - idntnoausername (09/08/2013) [-]
**idntnoausername rolled a random image posted in comment #200155 at Shin Anime Social Board **

mfw fat girls
User avatar #73 - injerseyforever (09/08/2013) [-]
I hate this "IMMA REAL THICK WOMAN! IF YOU ARE A REAL MAN YOU WANT A BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN LIKE ME NOT SOME TWIG"
No actually you're fat and lazy so you attempt to deal with it.

TLDR: Tell the girl she's fat in hopes she will decide to become healthy.
#72 - sirhyde (09/08/2013) [-]
My Reaction when
#70 - OoJesusoO (09/08/2013) [-]
Just say she was curvy to shut her up.
#57 - Darknesfall (09/08/2013) [-]
Hey, maybe you should tell the truth!





No, that apparently makes you a ******* ******* too.
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#65 to #57 - infinitereaper (09/08/2013) [-]
The only thing I ever tell is the truth   
Even when I lie it's really just half the truth with a misleading aura    
   
The truth is love   
the truth is life   
   
If that bitch is fat that bitch is fat.
The only thing I ever tell is the truth
Even when I lie it's really just half the truth with a misleading aura

The truth is love
the truth is life

If that bitch is fat that bitch is fat.
User avatar #50 - jldragon (09/08/2013) [-]
Spin it as liking them "healthy" and you can get away with it, even if that's not really your thing.
#47 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
chances are the fat girl knew she was fat and accepted it which is why she went to the gym. Just tell her she is, not like you're lying.
#49 to #47 - raraldor (09/08/2013) [-]
Oh right, logging in. That's a thing now.
User avatar #45 - dedaluminus (09/08/2013) [-]
I've been asked that. My answer was "Yes." She cried. I felt bad that she cried, but I don't regret telling the truth.
User avatar #39 - eatmaishorts (09/08/2013) [-]
guys the ******* lightbulb.... it did it
#78 to #39 - itsbendingtime (09/08/2013) [-]
It's getting smarter.
Eventually it will achieve sentience and become self aware.
#43 to #39 - winsauceiswin (09/08/2013) [-]
the day has finally come!
the day has finally come!
#38 - frogthekermit (09/08/2013) [-]
dat description
dat description
User avatar #75 to #38 - henkekalmar **User deleted account** (09/08/2013) [-]
Oh look, My profile picture
#42 to #38 - AllYourBase (09/08/2013) [-]
That is probably the greatest gif i've seen in a long time.
That is probably the greatest gif i've seen in a long time.
User avatar #26 - mysticana (09/08/2013) [-]
I like the way he said 'that gender', as if there are multiple genders past men and women
User avatar #46 to #26 - dedaluminus (09/08/2013) [-]
But there are
#56 to #46 - nucularwar (09/08/2013) [-]
Hidoyoshi is it's own gender
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#22 - iheartjackiechan (09/08/2013) [-]
Just sit there and say "Why are you asking me?"
If they say "Just cuz" or something along those lines you tell them where the nearest sex shop is and for $20 bucks they can go **** themselves.
#12 - jukuku (09/08/2013) [-]
Your value as a human being and person isn't quantified by your weight. Now this doesn't mean 'big is the new sexy thing' I'm saying that people shouldn't hate themselves for being fat. Talking about weight is a kind of taboo because people see a comment like "You're a bit over weight" as "You are ugly, disgusting, stupid and you're worthless" it is a cultural imprint we have created and it makes an objective statement about weight an insult. And to people who think going up to someone who is fat and berating them over their weight is going to help, you're just ******** all over them, it will make it worse and they will not change their habits out of self hatred.

#52 to #12 - bigmanblue (09/08/2013) [-]
being fat is ugly though
not to mention unhealthy
#69 to #52 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
I'm a skinny female and I find chubby men atractive, ugliness is a total different story
I consider a person ugly if they're ugly and a douchebag at the same time
if they're just unattractive they're still lovable
#71 to #69 - bigmanblue (09/08/2013) [-]
the majority of people will say that fat is unatractive but there are different opinions
i did simplify my previous comment so i didnt have to type a lot
#54 to #52 - jukuku (09/08/2013) [-]
Fat being ugly is subjective, though I personally don't find heavier women attractive, that doesn't mean that they are necessarily 'ugly'.

As for it being unhealthy, it certainly isn't going to make you healthier and in general is negative for your health, but that doesn't mean that they're somehow less of a person for being fat. We honestly have much less control than we believe we do, we usually eat when we get hungry and function without cognitive thought on the matter. A fat person doesn't say "I'm going to go eat a bunch of food because I don't care about my health." That thought may never even cross their mind. They just eat when they get hungry, it's an impulse we all have.
#59 to #54 - bigmanblue (09/08/2013) [-]
yes people dont choose to get fat
but its a very simply matter to cut down on your eating or do some exercise if you start putting on weight
it is perfectly possible to stop yourself getting fat or slim down but these land whales choose NOT to
they willingly let themselves get fat and willingly stay fat
people have complete and total control over what they eat so using "we have less control over what we eat then we think" is complete and total ********
#60 to #59 - jukuku (09/08/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand what I was trying to say. I am saying that we often do not think about what we're doing, it's a matter of our psychology, I am saying that they got fat because of bad habits they likely learned from their parents, or they eat because they're depressed.

You're looking at this as a black in white situation of eating healthy or eating unhealthily but you're completely neglecting all the billions of factors that play into their lifestyle. I am saying that it isn't so simple, that there is far more at play with something as simple as choosing what to eat, than you may think. Of course they can lose the weight and they should, but they first have to identify the habits, unlearn them and replace them, it's easier said than done. We have no control unless we realize the issue or become aware of our impulses.
#61 to #60 - bigmanblue (09/08/2013) [-]
its still your choice what you eat regardless if they are bad habits or not
its still your choice to at a tub of ice cream when your depresssed
if you are fat its YOUR fault and its up to you to deal with it
#63 to #61 - jukuku (09/08/2013) [-]
Like I said before, some people aren't making the choice after a rational assessment of their urge. Do you weigh the pros and cons of taking a **** ? No, you just do it. It is an impulse and a learned behavior. You act without thought. The brain has no central processing unit which means that we do many things without thinking about them. This is why I said that you need to identify the impulses. Even then, the urge will still be there for them and that isn't always easy for people to over come and the intensity of it varies from person to person.

This is the conclusion I've come to after studying human psychology.
#66 to #63 - bigmanblue (09/08/2013) [-]
regarless if you eat a bucket without thought or not
its still your own bloody fault for eating the bucket
User avatar #40 to #12 - cutiepyro (09/08/2013) [-]
or if you do get out of the habit, you'll get your ass handed to you, and thensome. That's atleast what I did
User avatar #16 to #12 - misticalz (09/08/2013) [-]
They should gate themselves for being fat.
So they can get better.
I'm a tiny bit chubby and I hate myself for it and now I've been drinking just water and a tiny bit of milk for 3 months straight. I'm gonna start a diet and start running more.
The hate for the fat is my motivation.
#58 to #16 - jukuku (09/08/2013) [-]
You do not need to hate yourself to motivate yourself. You can dislike the fact that you are overweight, yet simultaneously be okay with yourself. You are not just one aspect of your mind or body, you are the culmination of all the things about you. You may lose the weight because of it, but you'll still hate yourself. Try to be positive towards yourself, it helps significantly.
User avatar #48 to #16 - ningyoaijin (09/08/2013) [-]
You're extremely insecure if you hate yourself for being fat.
User avatar #25 to #16 - misticalz (09/08/2013) [-]
hate*
#24 to #16 - mollike (09/08/2013) [-]
I have been not like fat fat but kinda chubby for 10 years and I hated it now I'm eating decent size meals and run everyday.
Advice when you start running is don't run too much at first or you will hate it, ease into it and then gradually increase the distance. I went from 1.2 Km "walk,run,walk run" pace to 3.6 Km full run in 2 weeks.
#13 to #12 - stalini (09/08/2013) [-]
" I'm saying that people shouldn't hate themselves for being fat."



Why?
#11 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
Yes. Just because 2 girls were rude doesn't mean that the rest of females act that way.
#8 - guywithafork (09/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#76 to #8 - doddythechef (09/08/2013) [-]
i love that gif of the teacher standing up for a student
i love that gif of the teacher standing up for a student
User avatar #62 to #8 - beautifull ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
That's the first time I noticed that fat teacher just stood there kind of half heartedly touching her while she kicks the **** out of another student. **** that.
#41 to #8 - luthervonappledorf (09/08/2013) [-]
Oh man, I still find this gif hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
Oh man, I still find this gif hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
User avatar #23 to #8 - titsandpuss (09/08/2013) [-]
hehe tipping over cows is fun.
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User avatar #4 - badgerbaiting ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
I am an ******* . So I would say yes, you are fat. I shan't sugar coat it because you'd eat that too.
User avatar #74 to #4 - mrcowll (09/08/2013) [-]
I would've said "I wouldn't say fat but you are overweight, but it seems you are coming to the gym so you are probably taking the right steps to get back into shape."

I'm honest, not an ******* .
#44 to #4 - IamSofaKingdom (09/08/2013) [-]
This image was the first time I ever heard that line. My brother sent it to me in an email a few years ago =/
User avatar #21 to #4 - FAILtim (09/08/2013) [-]
And wipe that sugar of your chin.


Your other chin.
#10 to #4 - Jameshaich (09/08/2013) [-]
No you wouldn't.
#9 to #4 - dieterkaiser (09/08/2013) [-]
I am same way.
#3 - micekill (09/08/2013) [-]
she was obviously asking you so that she could get an incentive to train, either way, you were going to be the scape-goat since this girl couldn't tell her friend she was fat
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