Hungry Vs. Horny. . sahe difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber.. I CANT FIT A CUCUMBER UP MY DICKHOLE fahnny joke
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - originialname
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I CANT FIT A CUCUMBER UP MY DICKHOLE
#8 to #1 - taurusguy
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(09/08/2013) [-]
You shouldnt visit Europe then
User avatar #10 to #1 - kyletr
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(09/08/2013) [-]
ready Poseidon
User avatar #12 to #1 - flightschool
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(09/08/2013) [-]
wat.
User avatar #13 to #1 - heartlessrobot
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(09/08/2013) [-]
Try anal.
#2 to #1 - ninjakath
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Auch.
User avatar #15 to #1 - ichbinzweijahrealt
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(09/08/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude
#11 to #1 - tazze
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(09/08/2013) [-]
many ordinary objects can be used as improvised sex toys by women but what do WE have? (and before any smartass shows up, no anal and urethra penetrarion don't count) that's female privilege, right there, down with the matriarchy!
User avatar #16 to #11 - suckittrebek
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(09/08/2013) [-]
Pie..
#28 to #16 - ichbinzweijahrealt
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(09/08/2013) [-]
You mean this?
User avatar #29 to #28 - suckittrebek
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(09/08/2013) [-]
Someone got it!
#19 to #16 - tazze
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#27 to #19 - fitemeirlbro
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#26 to #11 - infinitereaper
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(09/08/2013) [-]
I tried to **** a toilet seat once

it's hard being a man.

Then again you have to build your own sex toys, and that's sort of, manly!
User avatar #18 to #11 - zakaizer
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(09/08/2013) [-]
Electric toothbrush? even without penetration, that feels incredible...
#21 to #18 - tazze
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(09/08/2013) [-]
enough to cause an orgasm?
User avatar #22 to #21 - zakaizer
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(09/08/2013) [-]
If you go for long enough, yes.

Either that, or I'm just really sensitive...
User avatar #14 to #11 - lech
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(09/08/2013) [-]
Grapefruit. We have grapefruits.
#20 to #14 - tazze
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(09/08/2013) [-]
how the hell do you **** a grapefruit?
how the hell do you **** a grapefruit?
User avatar #23 to #20 - lech
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(09/08/2013) [-]
Poke a hole in it and start *******
User avatar #24 to #23 - tazze
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(09/08/2013) [-]
with so little instruction I might get my dick stuck in a fan
and I don't even have one of those
#7 to #1 - imthatfella
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(09/08/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude you can't.
User avatar #3 to #1 - IAmManbearpig
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(09/07/2013) [-]
then you're not trying hard enough
#6 - treborsivad
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#4 - ikil
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(09/08/2013) [-]
Well in her case at least I'll have a cooked cucumber when she's done   
 Because of fire crotch
Well in her case at least I'll have a cooked cucumber when she's done
Because of fire crotch
User avatar #5 to #4 - sexyenchilada
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(09/08/2013) [-]
Ass, titties, ass and titties. Ass ass, titties titties, ass and titties
#17 - iheartjackiechan
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(09/08/2013) [-]
What what in the butt
#25 - carbbyproductions
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User avatar #9 - gilaegilae
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(09/08/2013) [-]
i thought the difference was wether or not you cook tuna sperm.