its in middle school
project in Science class
Eeveryone does want, as long as it' s
maser" Fuck it, I' ll just hook a lightbulb upto a potato "
Treacher "Be original. his helping plants grew with Classical music. his baking soda volcanoes. his POTATO "
Treacher "Unless [lieu can introduce something newts make sne ofthose projects fresh and original."
mile: Tuck yeah. I know what ma do."
sin class, showing my
Night Shyamalan twist:
soaking potato in saltwater overnight
is an electrolyte
is SC) bright, burns sut
Treacher asks how my is supercharged
Hell her about saltwater
Go to the Principal' s Office"
Go to the Principal' s Office, RIGHT ___ NOW."
in Office fer about half hour.
ffl police officers cence in
Hell me I' m under arrest
me Miranda rights
me sut of school
MMFW I was arrested fer "A Salted Battery"