The Bible in a nutshell. A man asks for a synopsis of the christian bible and he gets his answer. (Repost). Her/ it/ Old Testament and creates the unn' errie an
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The Bible in a nutshell

A man asks for a synopsis of the christian bible and he gets his answer. (Repost)

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#2 - tarekmig (09/07/2013) [-]
"God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh hitler pwning the jews, so he gives moses some cheat codes for the universe"   
"For his 13th birthday, god gave jesus more cheat codes than he gave moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP."   
"Later, jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school jews hard, they got super pussed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. they forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into the life's server"   
Fucking gave up
"God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh hitler pwning the jews, so he gives moses some cheat codes for the universe"
"For his 13th birthday, god gave jesus more cheat codes than he gave moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP."
"Later, jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school jews hard, they got super pussed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. they forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into the life's server"
Fucking gave up
#3 - BossTamsy (09/07/2013) [-]
They forgot the other time when god got pissed and decided to leave his fucking sink running for 40 days. And he had the audacity to give only one guy a boat and a list of other shit he wanted put on the boat.
User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (09/07/2013) [-]
I've got a feeling this is very old.
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