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How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized
I had a simian epiphany with "Don' t you " being "Do not you dare.‘
English is weird.
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Are you saying our president looks like fucking Fromm
MICHELLE, WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT? i.
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have friends. I am so my for u.
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one person bought , and then hunders of people got to read it tor he
and you didn' t make any money?‘
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We are serving breakfast. A little boy
and his mother enter the cafe.)
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everyone turns to look. The mother
looks very embarrassed.)
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THEIR SLOGAN IS "STRONGER THAN GREASE"
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FORA DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
Chemistry more like because I have no idea
whats going on
calculus more like because a piece or my sanity dies
with every equation
Biology more like because I' m out
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I don' t know what to do with this information
dog food lid backwards is dildo of god
I don' t know what to do with this information either
what it you scrolled past one those posts that said ‘like " you
love goo, scroll down It you love Satan" and than a day later you
gate can and you pick up the phone and a mutt voice on the
other and goes " heard that you loved me and I just want to say
that no one has ever loved me Before" and than you guys go on
a date and eventually get married and you become queen oi
time to go to but
hey there Delilah what' s It like in your vagina
N A THOUSAND MILES AWAY BUT GIRL ID LIKE
TO GET INSIDE YA
YES I DO
NO GURL CAN FUCKAS WELL AS YOU
I SWEAR IT S TRUE HEY THERE DELILAH DON T YOU
WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION I M EVEN HARDER WHEN
YOU RE LONELY TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION
CLOSE YOUR EYES
I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS
TIL I M INSIDE
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WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME
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and 'in' it It was a movie?
like “she was on Doctor Who"
she was In The Avengers"
I never even thought about this before.
we are becoming aware
this guy at my school put 20 dollars Into the vending machine to buy
cheetos and he got no nickers back a teacher had to take him to the
cities be he was crying so hard