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CHOCOLATE!

No worries, pic related.
grade
Heading class
Heading story
meme kid has ability to turn everything he touches to chocolate
as ****
one week
waatching space movie
Hated PG
charmless
wwell, the little brotherbilly his big brother adick
went know what it means
wig brother was being a bully
mmust mean bully
mack to reading
cmain character bites some rare coin this little girl got fer her birthday and it turns to ******* chocolate
tthe **** ?
treacher asks class
what did derpina think effert when he ruined her present?"
braise my hand
ralphy as ****
rd know this ****
we was a bully
aoh wait
vwhat was that word we learned that meant bully?
aoh right
mick
Yes Anon?"
She thaught he was being a dick"
theachers face when
Outand there, feeling supreme
what did you just say"
She thaught he was a dick"
You know, a dick"
explodes
This is aclysm full ladies and you should feel ashamed and blah blah ******* blah"
Qualls my mom
mmom comes
treacher yells at mom fer bad parenting
mmom flips her off
awalk out, both of us, alpha as ****
we home
Hell mom i didnt know what it meant
mmom told me teacher didnt know what not being a bitch meant
splayed psa fer the rest of the day
4 love my mom
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Submitted: 09/07/2013
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User avatar #27 - bluslenderman (09/08/2013) [-]
moms you got to love them!
#23 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
that wasn't alpha at all
#21 - jukuku (09/08/2013) [-]
>Teachers that don't let kids go to the bathroom

They should make them teach kids in kindergarten and they can enjoy the smell of piss and ****
User avatar #31 to #21 - KazumaKyu ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
Both of my parents are teachers, and the reason they don't let you go all the time is because students are well known for wasting time dicking around in the bathrooms. Instead of going and getting back to class, morons like to hang out in there to get out of class for a little while.

"But class is so boring, I'd much rather dick around in the bathroom" TOUGH ******* . DO YOUR BUSINESS AND GET THE **** BACK TO CLASS.

If morons would stop ******* about and just get back to class immediately after using the restroom, teachers wouldn't have to restrict your ability to go.
#19 - shaggydaddy (09/08/2013) [-]
Zathura is the movie "you're a dick" comes from. The PG space movie
User avatar #30 to #19 - thtguyuknow (09/08/2013) [-]
Correct
#14 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
that one space movie.
You mean Zathura
#18 to #14 - jonnyea (09/08/2013) [-]
damn thats exactly wut i was thinkin
#13 - DogsUrine (09/08/2013) [-]
"My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn ************* business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin' what the **** it is bich, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot ass bitch, long titty no nipple havin' ass bich!"
User avatar #25 to #13 - teleamachus (09/08/2013) [-]
I SAID TO SAY - ONE - CURSE WORD!@
User avatar #24 to #13 - spoonhero **User deleted account** (09/08/2013) [-]
would be funny if not for excessive amount of "bitch"
User avatar #17 to #13 - axeul (09/08/2013) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! He said she ain't got no ******* !
#20 to #17 - himyouknowwho (09/08/2013) [-]
i want to give you this
#26 to #20 - Jowi (09/08/2013) [-]
source on the pic?
#29 to #28 - Jowi (09/08/2013) [-]
cheers
User avatar #11 - nemoilily (09/08/2013) [-]
I heated whenever I talk dirty in front of the professor, he always hears
when someone else talk dirty professor pretends he is deaf
User avatar #12 to #11 - misswunderlich (09/08/2013) [-]
This is the first comment I've ever seen where someone used one of this Smileys
User avatar #8 - nativninja (09/08/2013) [-]
>3rd grade
>playing video games
>hear the word ****** in a song
>ask step brother what it means
>"oh... well... its a facey term for black person! yea..."
>"cool. whats a term?"
>"go play your game"
>fast forward a week or two
>reading an alphabet book of Zimbabwe or some ****
>m comes 'round
...
User avatar #9 to #8 - nativninja (09/08/2013) [-]
...
whisper to my friend "the next one is gunna be ****** "
>"I don't know about that..."
>"it will be alex!"
>teacher says "n is for neglect" or some bull ****
>"NUH UHH ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ****** !!!"
>teaher is pissed
>"what did you say Zach?"
>"N IS FOR ****** "
>"go to the office."
>"WHY?"
>GO TO THE OFFICE NOW
>cry the whole way there
>secretary asks what's wrong
>"N IS FOR ****** !!! THATS WHAT ITS SUPPOSED TO MEAN!'
>"Zach sit down."
>tell them what happened and what my brother said.
>every things fine now.
User avatar #4 - psydoc (09/08/2013) [-]
>Be me >3rd grade >reading story
>some kid has ability to turn everything he touches to chocolate
>backwards one week
>watching space movie
>rated PG
>harmless
>well, the little brother calls his big brother a dick
>don't know what it means
>big brother was being a bully
>must mean bully
>back to reading
>main character bites some rare coin this little girl got for her birthday and turns to ******* chocolate
>the **** ?
>teacher asks class

>if you had this ability, what would you touch
>raise my hand
>alpha as ****
>I know this ****
>I totally hate bullies so I say:
>I would touch a bunch of dicks then eat them
>teacher faints
>mom called to pick me up from school
>explains what dicks are
>next day in school was very awkward
User avatar #16 to #4 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
I was expecting him to say "My dick" the whole time reading the original.
#7 to #4 - jiltist (09/08/2013) [-]
I would've been all over him.
User avatar #3 - glitchduck (09/07/2013) [-]
Holy **** i remeber that book
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#5 to #2 - Nameloc (09/08/2013) [-]
Some people are just bad with their jobs...

I knew a kid when I was younger, he had heart problems and/ or asthma; In middle school one day, he was having some problems (could've been heart/ asthma related, can't remember) and asked the P.E. teacher if he could go to the nurse. She said if he left, he would fail and started bitching him out. He died right there, in P.E. class.

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#10 to #5 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
Oh dear, I feel so sorry for the poor kid.
I hope that hell exists just so that this bastard gets his special place there.
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