Superpowers. This guy seems pretty cool.. it If I had superpowers l I would tletm' just want he fly. But I thort' t think I' d ever save people so much as just
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Superpowers

This guy seems pretty cool.

it If I had superpowers l
I would tletm' just want he fly. But I thort' t think I' d ever save people so much
as just mess with them. Loire___ if SUEDE? bumped into me, I 1; -meld make
myself slowly drift away into the star. screaming in tmorrow. Or stand in Central
Park and held on to the grass and matte my legs float up and scream "NO, ND.
Ncr, Ncr, NO. Ncy, I think that' s a better use net everyones time. I had
fun and they had a story to tell their friends.
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User avatar #6 - useroftheLOLZ (09/07/2013) [+] (19 replies)
>Write suicide note
>Have friend contact police
>Go to tall building
>Stand on edge
>Wait for large crowd to gather
>Negotiate with police
>Talk about how I can never do anything right
>Break down
>Jump
>Switch orientation so that I am upside down
>Scream
SEE I ******* TOLD YOU SO!
>Float up into the sky
>Hide for three days
>Dress up like Jesus
>Finally, on the third day of being gone, and making sure third day is on the 2013 new year, descend from the sky, into a heavily populated area
>Say you are Jesus, and that I am just checking up on everyone
>After a few days, "tell the truth" that I am an alien, and my race was just trying to raise humans into something great, and confess that humans are a failure
>Laugh as religion goes ape **** , finally, on last day, say that humans can redeem themselves, by finding us in space, then and only then, will we be equals, and humans be great
>Ascend back into the sky
>Comeback
>Enjoy humanity getting it's **** together
User avatar #3 - apocalypticburrito (09/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If i was hit by a fat person i would just float around like being stuck in their orbit
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#2 to #1 - tehfalconguy (09/07/2013) [-]
I didn't make this, don't tell anyone
I didn't make this, don't tell anyone
#49 - wilfredfanforever (09/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I want the power to control 						****					 and bowel movements. I would be able to make people have the most powerful bowel movement of their life. And I could control how it would come out. Large, long, and painful or excruciatingly long but hot, wet, and foul smelling diarrhea. I would be the ultimate warrior. The cops would aim their pistols and have the German Shepherds on leashes, ready to pounce.. and I would just laugh and with a single wave of my arm it would be over. They'd drop their weapons and clench their stomachs as they experience the most painfully hot, wettest 						****					 of their lives. the dogs too. I would simply walk away.    
   
Whenever a post about superpowers comes up, I post this. Because what could be better?
I want the power to control **** and bowel movements. I would be able to make people have the most powerful bowel movement of their life. And I could control how it would come out. Large, long, and painful or excruciatingly long but hot, wet, and foul smelling diarrhea. I would be the ultimate warrior. The cops would aim their pistols and have the German Shepherds on leashes, ready to pounce.. and I would just laugh and with a single wave of my arm it would be over. They'd drop their weapons and clench their stomachs as they experience the most painfully hot, wettest **** of their lives. the dogs too. I would simply walk away.

Whenever a post about superpowers comes up, I post this. Because what could be better?
#27 - rasp (09/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
vimeo.com/69882318 it can be creepy too
#7 - dedaluminus (09/07/2013) [-]
No no no no no no no noooooo!
No no no no no no no noooooo!
#12 - affetaffe (09/07/2013) [+] (22 replies)
User avatar #41 to #20 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account** (09/08/2013) [-]
**rubiksoctohedron rolls 88** Red
User avatar #70 - mindsculptorjace (09/08/2013) [+] (85 replies)
pssstt...guys:
>click link
> acquire superpower
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
User avatar #33 - fightforfate (09/08/2013) [-]
get someone to punch you and fly away shouting: we're blasting off again!
#59 - kaycie (09/08/2013) [-]
Before this movie came out I always thought that if I got the ability to fly I'd do a talent show and show off, and just fly around and see the world, go as high as I could and let myself free fall just for thrills, fly over the ocean, levitate around only inches about the ground...   
   
It's probably why I 						*******					 loved Chronicle because it was like my fantasy come to life.
Before this movie came out I always thought that if I got the ability to fly I'd do a talent show and show off, and just fly around and see the world, go as high as I could and let myself free fall just for thrills, fly over the ocean, levitate around only inches about the ground...

It's probably why I ******* loved Chronicle because it was like my fantasy come to life.
#46 - AxeexA (09/08/2013) [-]
Id get really drunk loud then get the attention of cops let them cuff me on the ground then float into the air yelling noone will believe you
User avatar #4 - mattymattwithahat (09/07/2013) [-]
I would **** with so many people on judgement day.
#151 - biggrand (09/08/2013) [-]
> learn to fly   
> order hot dog at hot dog stand   
> do this when the food touches my hand as he hands it to me   
> people assume glitch in the matrix   
> 						****					 bitches
> learn to fly
> order hot dog at hot dog stand
> do this when the food touches my hand as he hands it to me
> people assume glitch in the matrix
> **** bitches
User avatar #80 - darkjustifier (09/08/2013) [-]
I would actually like meat vision.
User avatar #67 - superpower (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh, this post is why I'm getting notified so much.
#175 - darthtiberius (09/08/2013) [-]
I always thought that if I ever got superpowers, I'd pretend they had massive limitations. Like if I could fly, I'd tell people I can only pilot invisible vehicles as long as I'm making their noise. So I'd just be like this cruising around going "Vroom Vroom Vroom!"
User avatar #144 - wonderlandman (09/08/2013) [-]
i would buy a balloon and just let it pull me up into the sky
#60 - chulito ONLINE (09/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thank god for the highlights or I might miss the lulz.
User avatar #57 - agentdennis (09/08/2013) [-]
If I could fly, I'd do lots of fun **** . I go out in public and just do regular stuff until at some random moment, launch myself flailing straight up into the sky as high as I could go.

Imagine the horror on people's face when a man just launches into the air while screaming his lungs out and flailing all his limbs.
#36 - thegamerslife (09/08/2013) [-]
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