Then You Find Out She Isn't Your GF. . Sleep well pisshead. And in case you forget and wonder in the morning, yes I did pick you up, fed you Chinese, undressed
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Then You Find Out She Isn't Your GF

Sleep well pisshead. And in
case you forget and wonder in
the morning, yes I did pick you
up, fed you Chinese, undressed
you and tucked you in bed. And
then you were sick out the
window and in the toilet, then
back to sleep. Alarm should be
set for work, phones been put
on charge and wallet
alongside. Your boots are by
the door, and trousers hanging
on the door. Have a good day
tomorrow. Enjoy the hangover!
And yes I am the most
amazing girlfriend, ever. X
...
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Submitted: 09/07/2013
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#1 - SuperSixONE (09/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I am so unbelievably proud of the lightbulb.
+70
#12 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #24 - bonlino (09/07/2013) [-]
i thought this would end up like an over-exaggerated threat to the boyfriend, from the first sentence
#6 - anonymous (09/07/2013) [+] (63 replies)
Or this could have all been avoided if the idiot didn't ******* drink in the first place. No hangover and no need for the girl to do any of this **** .
#9 to #8 - mrfistsalad (09/07/2013) [-]
That's not the point numbnuts.

You're dismissing everyone who's ever ingested alcohol, something we've been doing for oh quite some time now, and ever made the mistake of taking it a little far.

Do you feel special up there on your little teetotaler tower there? Because you're saying you're smarter than anyone who's ever made the choice to drink. And if you think drinking makes a person automatically dumber than you are, then...

Well you must be a sad little person then.
#44 - SILENCEnight (09/07/2013) [+] (14 replies)
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Fog of War ** best girlfriend ever
#78 - Silver Quantum (09/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
thanks for the feeding me chinese. they tasted like chicken
thanks for the feeding me chinese. they tasted like chicken
#67 - prodigyoflaughs (09/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Thought of this for some reason.
#119 - betars (09/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wife her

Wife her now.
#122 - bookyle (09/08/2013) [+] (14 replies)
And in the morning she wakes you up like this
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User avatar #97 to #94 - tdogmeds (09/08/2013) [-]
Depending on your level of intoxication, you might not be able to **** anything.
#117 - uruguayan (09/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My wife would make me walk, take my food away, and not let me in bed. Then she would throw my phone, alarm clock, boots, and trousers out the window. The next morning she would text me "I hope that hangover teaches you a lesson, I'm the best wife ever so don't **** up again."

maybe I should get divorced
User avatar #49 - idoliam (09/07/2013) [-]
Lightbulb did it!
#47 - wizardfist (09/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw people are argueing about drinking alcohol again
mfw people are argueing about drinking alcohol again
User avatar #149 - fillyfel (09/08/2013) [-]
yeeeaaah the first sentence is usually all i get
#85 - angelusprimus (09/07/2013) [-]
One time I drank too much in front of her, my gf helped me to our apartment, then helped me to the bathroom, pushed me into the bathtub, turned on the shower, then left and locked the bathroom behind her.
I slept in the bathtub. Thankfully too drunk to care. Tomorrow was a bitch for my back tho.
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User avatar #138 - Bravechampion (09/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm still confused about the whole pisshead thing...
#144 to #138 - humorouswaste (09/08/2013) [-]
pissed is australian for drunk
User avatar #124 - theterry (09/08/2013) [-]
I would wife right then and there.
User avatar #2 - ronvarone (09/07/2013) [-]
She's also modest.
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