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Dumb Bitch

Me: Pic?
Hold on please
Me; Well
Tue, an 21, 2012, 12 as PM
we , 2012, 1241 PM
Me: Write my name "Asa" on your stomach and take
another pic so I know you' re not fake
Tue, Feb 21, , 1242 PM
i I am atwood Wu dont believe me its ck
l Tue, , 2012. 1245 PM
Me; Well then when you get outwork take me a pic.
shouldn' t be a problem ifyou' re real and want money
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1245 w
Em these pics r real Wu dont believe
me then bye
we , 2012, 1247 PM
Me: saying I do believe you. must want more. You
want money don' t you?
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1243 PM
ea but i am going to write w name on
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1249 PM
Tue, 2012, 12 51 PM
Me: Huh?
Tue, , 2012, 12 51 PM
so wat now cur i really need the cash
we no 21, 201 2, 12 53 PM
Me: Well ifyou need the cash what do Iget
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 12 55 PM
Em Mme ass pics Mme
we , 2012, 12 55 PM
Me: I' m a police officer. Running a trace and lock on
your and prostitution. Ifyou attempt
to tler the state we will notify federal authorities!
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 12 57 PM
Me: Eitherway confirm yourtube identity orwell send
mars over to arrest you right now.
Tue, 2012, 1: 00 PM
well i really dont look like thatcher r
pics i got offere internet
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 01 PM
Me: Send a picture ofyour actual helforce will be
forced to arrest you for fraud.
Tue, Feb 21 2012, 1: 04 PM
Me: How old are you?
Me; How old are you?
I I 21
Tue, re 211012. 109 PM
Anything else
Me; we need one more photo moo holding a
shoe on your head. This may sound strange but this is
protocol to confirm your identity.
Tue, FED 21, 2012, 1 11 PM
Umm isthe real me my friend was sending u
those pics
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 12 PM
Me; Send a picture with a shoe on your head now or
we will send law enforcement
There Wat now
So Wat now officer
Me; One second, running photo through our software
gm Must wanna say i am sorry
Me: To confirm its validity. Look young lady, sorry
doesn' t cut it when you' re obstructing the law. You
can' t scam others for money, fraud can lead to a 5
Tue, , 2012, 120 PM
Me: What inyour name?
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 21 PM
on i didn' t know i am disabled plus my
friend was the one sending the pots not me
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 122 PM
Tue, no 21, 2012
Me: Blaming your friend will only get you both
Tue, , 2012, 123 PM
fl So we now
we 2012, 123 PM
Me: Alright Halest said we need one more photo. of
you. While you' re holding a shampoo bottle and have
a napkin in your mouth. This is so we can without a
doubt know you' re who you say you are.
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, PM
we an 21, 2012, 126 PM
isthat enough
Tue, Feb 21, 2012123 PM
Me: Wait... ls that a shampoo or conditioner bottle?
Tue, Feb 21, 2012130 PM
anything else
Me: One moment
Tue, 2012, 1: 34 PM
is that it
we Feb 21, 2012, 1: 38 PM
Me: Sorry, HQ wants a picture Owen holding a
conditioner bottle, not shampoo, with napkin in your
mouth, and the letter A written on your cheek with
eyeliner. They' re suspicious ofyour identity
Tue, , 2012, 141 PM
Me; on and a shoe on your head
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 42 PM
E I dont have any eyeliner look isms a
last pic
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 13 PM
Me; Then use a marker. This should be the last one, if
not we are almost done
an i use pen
Tue, Feb 21 2012, 16 PM
Me; Ifyou use a pen you have to write the lettere on
one cheek and the letter P on another so we know its
a pen
Tue, Feb 21, 2012145 PM
rwe dune now
we , 2012, 1 51 PM
Look i have done everything rwe done
Me; Do you have any illegally downloaded music,
movies, anime, or pirated dvds?
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 1 57 PM
we , 2012, I 57 PM
M . Are you telling the truth? Because we WILL dind it
as i am telling u the truth
Me; one moment please
Tue, Feb 21, 2012, 2 03 PM
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#10 - darthnoah (09/07/2013) [-]
"Is that shampoo or conditioner?"
Cops take their jobs very seriously.
User avatar #4 - analbuttfuck (09/07/2013) [-]
"Oh I didn't know I am disabled"

It must of been quite a shock when she found out.

Commas are your friends.
#18 - eminesser (09/07/2013) [-]
ironically pretending to be a police officer is a federal offense - although this is so funny that it's probably easy to get away with!
#1 - corncobbob (09/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
almost worth the read...
#27 - crosskill ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
"One moment please"
User avatar #7 - clechyl (09/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
thats a long ass phone
User avatar #20 - dukeofbattle (09/07/2013) [-]
"so wat now"
#30 - royco (09/08/2013) [-]
"Does this please you?"
User avatar #24 - Leopard (09/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
God, she's so fat and ugly... no wonder she pretended.

But then again the dude was trying to get nudes from a stranger and lying to offer money. Also, selling pics is not illegal, it's porn.
#46 to #45 - fuckyosixtyminutes (09/08/2013) [-]
google dot com.
#22 - lfunnymanl (09/07/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at The Cage is back ** shoe on head, but no sharpie in the pooper?
User avatar #12 - umaya (09/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
that camera angle is quite misleading if it really is her, I thought she would be really hot and the joke would be she was hotter than the other woman.
User avatar #26 to #25 - alstorp (09/08/2013) [-]
Everything everyone says is true.
#49 - Common Pepe (09/12/2013) [-]
She's lying about the illegally downloaded music. How do I know? Because everyone has pirated something at some point.
#36 - Common Pepe (09/08/2013) [-]
It makes it funnier if you read the texts by "Me" in the Whiterun Gurad's voice.
#35 - Hidnight (09/08/2013) [-]
impersonating federal authority is a federal offense
#29 - freakyorange (09/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Because why the **** not. (Enlarge)
User avatar #38 to #29 - freakyorange (09/08/2013) [-]
kabuthefox. y u do dis?
#23 - Common Pepe (09/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 to #15 - gitanisme ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - smittywrbmnjnsn (09/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Are we all going to forget that this guy was attempting to hire a prostitute when he made this?
#21 to #5 - eanan (09/07/2013) [-]
#3 - Common Pepe (09/07/2013) [-]
I wish to see what happens in the end!
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