Foreplay Explained. . Go down a water slide without water and I , youu] understand why I _ 'n. foreplay is so important; 'h. It's called a slide
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Go down a water slide
without water and I ,
youu] understand why I _ 'n.
foreplay is so important; 'h
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Submitted: 09/06/2013
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User avatar #87 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (09/09/2013) [-]
We're responsible for getting it up, they're responsible for getting wet.

Some comedian said it much better and funnier than I ever could...
#86 - latinotornado ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
Well when I have class in 10 minutes she better get ready to feel the burn
Well when I have class in 10 minutes she better get ready to feel the burn
#82 - acehades (09/07/2013) [-]
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#78 - tigerblade (09/07/2013) [-]
**tigerblade rolled a random image posted in comment #348 at why? ** my waifu
**tigerblade rolled a random image posted in comment #348 at why? ** my waifu
#77 - newtoast (09/07/2013) [-]
This is exactly why I bring ky jelly to waterparks
User avatar #83 to #77 - ricketyrackety (09/07/2013) [-]
You should take it to children's playgrounds. The people there really appreciate it.
#76 - Churd (09/07/2013) [-]
I don't understand.
User avatar #75 - mixa (09/07/2013) [-]
You people need to think a little before commenting
#74 - cocacolasoda (09/07/2013) [-]
Who cares, slides are fun.
User avatar #64 - sidekickman (09/07/2013) [-]
You mean a normal ******* slide?
User avatar #66 to #64 - ricketyrackety (09/07/2013) [-]
If you go down it with barely any clothes on, it wouldn't really work like a slide... your skin would kind of stick to it. and it would probably hurt...
User avatar #67 to #66 - sidekickman (09/07/2013) [-]
So, in conclusion:

Sex is easier and more comfortable when fully clothed.
User avatar #70 to #67 - ricketyrackety (09/07/2013) [-]
when it's with you, probably yes
#71 to #70 - sidekickman (09/07/2013) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #63 - mrgoodlove (09/07/2013) [-]
That's why they have lubed condoms. I still appreciate foreplay though.
#60 - josieabby (09/07/2013) [-]
Going down the slide sideways.
Going down the slide sideways.
User avatar #59 - eiad (09/07/2013) [-]
"a slide?" pretty much sums up FJs comments..
it's implied that you would go down the slide half ***** ..
do that then write your witty comment
User avatar #65 to #59 - vortexrain (09/07/2013) [-]
Guys' swimsuits are usually a pair of swim trunks, so I don't think it'd be too bad on a guy. Now, girls are essentially in their underwear.
#52 - plaidparadise (09/07/2013) [-]
Go down the slide ***** with your dick flopping about and your cheeks spread. Then it's accurate.
#51 - anonymous (09/07/2013) [-]
'hurr das just a slide'
you don't go down a water slide with your clothes on so shut up people
#45 - itsbendingtime (09/07/2013) [-]
>having sex with my girlfriend
>even warmer and wetter than usual
>pull out to change positions
>BLOOD ALL OVER MY COCK AND BALLS AND IN MY ***** JESUS ******* CHRIST
User avatar #81 to #45 - daboomee (09/07/2013) [-]
>having sex with my girlfriend
>Oh wait, it was just my imagination
>fapfapfapfapfap
#79 to #45 - llamagaga (09/07/2013) [-]
Any guys I've talked to (who expressed their desire to have sex with me specifically) didn't seem to mind period sex at all. Just not oral.
User avatar #57 to #45 - fhonax (09/07/2013) [-]
>Eating out girlfriend
>Not seen her for 2 weeks
>Funny taste in my mouth
>Stand up, look in mirror
>Blood all over my face...
User avatar #48 to #45 - helenwheels (09/07/2013) [-]
And then you took a shower than there wasn't really a problem.
#49 to #48 - itsbendingtime (09/07/2013) [-]
Oh yeah easy enough to clean up, still a horrifying experience though.
User avatar #46 to #43 - XPurdonx **User deleted account** (09/07/2013) [-]
Slides are your ****** ?
User avatar #47 to #46 - thedancingfool (09/07/2013) [-]
Only if they are dry...
#36 - anonymous (09/07/2013) [-]
To all who say it's just a slide. You've probably never had sex... Go ***** down the slide and you will stop. You won't "slide" at all! Or do you shove your member in with a sock on it?
User avatar #34 - insaneiare (09/07/2013) [-]
what if we **** on a metal slide without foreplay?
User avatar #61 to #34 - stallwallwriter (09/07/2013) [-]
Just don't do it on a hot sunny day. Might not be the worst way to end up in the burn ward, but it might be the most embarrassing.
User avatar #31 - navadae (09/07/2013) [-]
a better example: go down a regular slide dick first
User avatar #33 to #31 - insaneiare (09/07/2013) [-]
the metal slides hurt worst!
User avatar #29 - happytimesfome ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
a water slide with out water is a slide
#58 to #29 - coolfuzzy (09/07/2013) [-]
Not really, most water park slides have a really small incline and they're made of plastic that can cause a lot of friction.
Not really, most water park slides have a really small incline and they're made of plastic that can cause a lot of friction.
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