Foreplay Explained. . Go down a water slide without water and I , youu] understand why I _ 'n. foreplay is so important; 'h. It's called a slide
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User avatar #3 - guywithafork (09/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It's called a slide
#2 - superllamax (09/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Isn't that just called a slide?
User avatar #9 - tittylovin (09/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Meh. Just spit on the slide then.
Or get some lube for the slide.
Maybe if the person operating the slide wasn't so temperamental and needy this wouldn't be a problem.
Maybe I'd rather go on the log ride in the back of the park sometimes, we all have issues.
#24 - kaycie (09/07/2013) [-]
Girls fw every guy is commenting that its the same as a regular slide
Girls fw every guy is commenting that its the same as a regular slide
User avatar #5 - Maroon (09/07/2013) [-]
So... A regular slide...?
#12 - smittywrbmnjnsn (09/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Isn't that just called a slide?

Slides are fun too.

I don't understand how this is an accurate analogy.
User avatar #31 - navadae (09/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
a better example: go down a regular slide dick first
#21 - zerojaxx (09/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
water slide - water = slide   
i go down slides all the time
water slide - water = slide
i go down slides all the time
#52 - plaidparadise (09/07/2013) [-]
Go down the slide NAKED with your dick flopping about and your cheeks spread. Then it's accurate.
User avatar #29 - happytimesfome (09/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
a water slide with out water is a slide
User avatar #64 - sidekickman (09/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
You mean a normal ******* slide?
User avatar #67 to #66 - sidekickman (09/07/2013) [-]
So, in conclusion:

Sex is easier and more comfortable when fully clothed.
#43 - thedancingfool (09/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #47 to #46 - thedancingfool (09/07/2013) [-]
Only if they are dry...
#45 - itsbendingtime (09/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>having sex with my girlfriend
>even warmer and wetter than usual
>pull out to change positions
>BLOOD ALL OVER MY COCK AND BALLS AND IN MY PUBES JESUS ******* CHRIST
#16 - deletedmyaccount (09/07/2013) [-]
I feel like this isn't the best way to make a point, since a water slide without water is just a slide. As long as you're wearing clothes, it's fine.

Is there anyone who's like "No, foreplay is lame and useless" anyway?
User avatar #15 - demrogz (09/07/2013) [-]
I've gone down an inflatable water slide without water, it was pretty fun for me
User avatar #11 - callan (09/07/2013) [-]
So you go down the slide like a normal slide, but at the end you fall into a concrete pit. Moral of the story: You can go on without foreplay, but it won't be as fun and you'll probably regret it in he end.
#10 - infinitereaper (09/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm not interested in foreplay so much as I'm interested in tasting, caressing and tenderly fondling you.
I'm not interested in foreplay so much as I'm interested in tasting, caressing and tenderly fondling you.
User avatar #7 - shadowstepone (09/07/2013) [-]
i don't get it
i've done that before
it's less fast, but similar experience
like a slide
#77 - newtoast (09/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is exactly why I bring ky jelly to waterparks
#60 - josieabby (09/07/2013) [-]
Going down the slide sideways.
Going down the slide sideways.
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