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#3 - majormoron ONLINE
Reply +64
(09/06/2013) [-]
"I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
All I wanted was a chicken wing
Instead I got shot in the ding-a-ling"

That's a song from my elementary days. Not sure why though.
#79 to #3 - khion
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(09/07/2013) [-]
One of the many versions.
I believe I can fly got shot by the FBI, all I wanted was a chicken wing, but then they shot me in the ding-a-ling. I went to the hospital, and they replaced it with a Popsicle, i got hit by a metal door, and that hurt so much more.
#78 to #3 - gamut
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(09/07/2013) [-]
"I believe I can fly,
I got shot by the FBI,
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
But they said I couldn't at Burger King,
So I hit them with a frying pan,
they hit me with the ice cream man".
#77 to #3 - deliciousdee ONLINE
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(09/07/2013) [-]
My favorite was always
'I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
my mamma hit me with a frying pan
I hit her back with the garbage can'
#75 to #3 - snakebelmont
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Had a variation at my school

"i believe i can fly
got caught by the FBI
All i wanted was a chicken wing
Instead i got shot in the ding-a-ling"
#91 to #75 - majormoron ONLINE
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I remember that one too. Good show mate.
#72 to #3 - Mickeyboi
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(09/07/2013) [-]
The version I remembered went:

I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And some fries from Burger King

I think its cuz im black..
#71 to #3 - sexualtyranosaurus
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(09/07/2013) [-]
The only childhood song I can remember is this:

Grandmas got a gun
Now she's having fun
Pulled her trigger
Killed a ******
Now she's on the run

sorry everybody, I'll go to bed now
#70 to #3 - wolvesbrickwall ONLINE
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(09/07/2013) [-]
In my school it was

"I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
Instead I got shot in the ding-a-ling"

I miss those times
#50 to #3 - kyrill
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I believe I can fly
I just got shot by the FBI
And when i went to the hospital
in my mouth the shoved a popsicle
#29 to #3 - ChumLeee
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(09/07/2013) [-]
3rd grade was awesome.
#24 to #3 - sourbewwy
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(09/07/2013) [-]
*From mcdonalds or burger king
#23 to #3 - kievaughnb
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(09/07/2013) [-]
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And a little bit of Burger King
#22 to #3 - anon
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Me and my friends made our own version:
I believe I can fly
Getting shot down by the FBI
Yer mama hit me with a frying pan
so I hit her back with a garbage can
And then we drew our friend Lark (named appropriately for the flying) doing all of that.
#12 to #3 - mewsh
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(09/06/2013) [-]
My school's version had the last line,
"From McDonald's or Burger King"
#14 to #12 - skeptical
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
That I stole from Burger King
#65 to #14 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(09/07/2013) [-]
That was mine too.
#18 to #14 - Nullifier
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(09/06/2013) [-]
This was mine too.
#6 to #3 - axeul
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(09/06/2013) [-]
huh. For me it was "But instead I got shot in Burger King"
#7 to #6 - majormoron ONLINE
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(09/06/2013) [-]
I believe I remember an alternate ending that was "Instead I got shot by the FBI"

Probably different everywhere.
#8 to #7 - axeul
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah I used the FBI one too. It was burger king and fbi where I was.
#9 to #8 - majormoron ONLINE
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Hey thats pretty cool. Cheers for childhood memories mate.
#10 to #9 - axeul
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Cheers
#4 to #3 - jellykuba
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you for replanting that childhood monster in my head, it will now be there for the next six years.
#35 to #4 - vatra
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(09/07/2013) [-]
You used A LOT of words for using her picture.
#5 to #4 - majormoron ONLINE
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(09/06/2013) [-]
You are MOST welcome, dear sir.