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User avatar #3 - majormoron (09/06/2013) [-]
"I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
All I wanted was a chicken wing
Instead I got shot in the ding-a-ling"

That's a song from my elementary days. Not sure why though.
#79 to #3 - khion (09/07/2013) [-]
One of the many versions.
I believe I can fly got shot by the FBI, all I wanted was a chicken wing, but then they shot me in the ding-a-ling. I went to the hospital, and they replaced it with a Popsicle, i got hit by a metal door, and that hurt so much more.
User avatar #78 to #3 - gamut (09/07/2013) [-]
"I believe I can fly,
I got shot by the FBI,
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
But they said I couldn't at Burger King,
So I hit them with a frying pan,
they hit me with the ice cream man".
User avatar #77 to #3 - deliciousdee ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
My favorite was always
'I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
my mamma hit me with a frying pan
I hit her back with the garbage can'
User avatar #75 to #3 - snakebelmont (09/07/2013) [-]
Had a variation at my school

"i believe i can fly
got caught by the FBI
All i wanted was a chicken wing
Instead i got shot in the ding-a-ling"
User avatar #91 to #75 - majormoron (09/07/2013) [-]
I remember that one too. Good show mate.
User avatar #72 to #3 - Mickeyboi (09/07/2013) [-]
The version I remembered went:

I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And some fries from Burger King

I think its cuz im black..
#71 to #3 - sexualtyranosaurus (09/07/2013) [-]
The only childhood song I can remember is this:

Grandmas got a gun
Now she's having fun
Pulled her trigger
Killed a ******
Now she's on the run

sorry everybody, I'll go to bed now
User avatar #70 to #3 - wolvesbrickwall (09/07/2013) [-]
In my school it was

"I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
Instead I got shot in the ding-a-ling"

I miss those times
User avatar #50 to #3 - kyrill (09/07/2013) [-]
I believe I can fly
I just got shot by the FBI
And when i went to the hospital
in my mouth the shoved a popsicle
User avatar #29 to #3 - ChumLeee (09/07/2013) [-]
3rd grade was awesome.
#24 to #3 - sourbewwy (09/07/2013) [-]
*From mcdonalds or burger king
User avatar #23 to #3 - kievaughnb (09/07/2013) [-]
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And a little bit of Burger King
#22 to #3 - anonymous (09/07/2013) [-]
Me and my friends made our own version:
I believe I can fly
Getting shot down by the FBI
Yer mama hit me with a frying pan
so I hit her back with a garbage can
And then we drew our friend Lark (named appropriately for the flying) doing all of that.
User avatar #12 to #3 - mewsh (09/06/2013) [-]
My school's version had the last line,
"From McDonald's or Burger King"
User avatar #14 to #12 - skeptical (09/06/2013) [-]
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
That I stole from Burger King
User avatar #65 to #14 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/07/2013) [-]
That was mine too.
User avatar #18 to #14 - Nullifier (09/06/2013) [-]
This was mine too.
User avatar #6 to #3 - axeul (09/06/2013) [-]
huh. For me it was "But instead I got shot in Burger King"
User avatar #7 to #6 - majormoron (09/06/2013) [-]
I believe I remember an alternate ending that was "Instead I got shot by the FBI"

Probably different everywhere.
User avatar #8 to #7 - axeul (09/06/2013) [-]
Yeah I used the FBI one too. It was burger king and fbi where I was.
User avatar #9 to #8 - majormoron (09/06/2013) [-]
Hey thats pretty cool. Cheers for childhood memories mate.
User avatar #10 to #9 - axeul (09/06/2013) [-]
Cheers
#4 to #3 - jellykuba (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you for replanting that childhood monster in my head, it will now be there for the next six years.
User avatar #35 to #4 - vatra (09/07/2013) [-]
You used A LOT of words for using her picture.
User avatar #5 to #4 - majormoron (09/06/2013) [-]
You are MOST welcome, dear sir.
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