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Christ's second cummin.

tatted ith
does your period aver can his and gun Mah
to wk 'ffyou' re '
the must thing you've Ever time 15
shake ht?
DU GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
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YES - and than you stat banan chosen for the mum
tommi? of chest
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User avatar #2 - katha (09/06/2013) [+] (25 replies)
Yeah.
Then, you consider you got raped in your sleep.
And then you look into the mirror and just kinda...." **** this, there ain't no chance that would happen." It's almost sad.

or maybe I'm the only one.
User avatar #10 - timmywankenobi (09/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I don't understand this level of illogic and irational thought.
User avatar #11 to #10 - achimp (09/06/2013) [-]
They're women.
#24 - soupmayonnaise (09/07/2013) [-]
the comment section.
#16 - schnickelfritz ONLINE (09/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
when I'm late (even if it's just for hours) I begin to contemplate my whole future life as an early 20s mom. Think about how to tell everybody, the horrors of birth... up to the first day of school and oh god. I get myself in such a panic that I'm unable to do anything else but wait.    
   
And then my period comes and I'm the happiest person on earth for a few minutes.
when I'm late (even if it's just for hours) I begin to contemplate my whole future life as an early 20s mom. Think about how to tell everybody, the horrors of birth... up to the first day of school and oh god. I get myself in such a panic that I'm unable to do anything else but wait.

And then my period comes and I'm the happiest person on earth for a few minutes.
User avatar #27 - demandsgayversion (09/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You'd think they'd be relieved that they didn't spew bloody chunks out of their genital.
#15 - 4chan refugee (09/06/2013) [-]
ITS FUNNY CAUSE ITS TRUE
#33 - tubbsinlubbers (09/07/2013) [-]
This happened to me before...
my period was a week and a half late
I had never had sex with anyone
but then I started craving the weirdest ****
and then I got super emotional
and then i gained 4 pounds, and got super bloated
I told all my friends I was being chosen for the second coming of christ.

We are joking when we say it, but not joking at the same time. We know we are not pregnant, but its always funny/ and a joke with our friends when we think we are pregnant
User avatar #40 - ananamouse ONLINE (09/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm 6 days late...but I'm married...
#46 to #40 - ButtermilkPancake (09/07/2013) [-]
I know what you've been doing.  sex
I know what you've been doing. sex
User avatar #53 - biggrand (09/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
as a male, my ass bleed sometimes, and until i've wiped and confirmed it was only blood, I spend hours with a moist anus contemplating if i'm having leaky diarrhea or not
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#65 - darkbringer (09/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#22 - moonmoonsmom (09/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
What is really stupid is when you start to wonder if your internal organs somehow got re-routed and that cum you swallowed somehow ended up in your uterus...not that I've ever thought or done that or anything... I definitely have
User avatar #42 to #39 - thejerseyjenn (09/07/2013) [-]
I could believe that. I would never trust a guy to just pull out. If he won't bang with a condom on he's probably not the kind of guy I want to be around anyway.
User avatar #72 - reginleif (09/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
;/ I had the misfortune of dating a girl with irregular periods.

Never again, next time I'm making sure she's as punctual as a swiss clock.
#54 - 4chan refugee (09/07/2013) [-]
I think that if I'm a few weeks late but once I was over three months late and didn't even seem to notice. Turns out I was just working out harder than my body could support...
User avatar #44 - icametocomment (09/07/2013) [-]
Actually kind of relieved I'm not the only one who freaks out when Aunt Flo is late.
User avatar #20 - madioliver (09/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The number of time I've thought I was the next Virgin Mary is startling.
User avatar #1 - talkingbrickbrick (09/06/2013) [-]
Yes.
#80 - bighairyfart (09/07/2013) [-]
>so2460donewithyou

#63 - spokenwun (09/07/2013) [-]
The first coming was the biggest scandal in the world, an entire religion was created afterwards; "Joseph...I'm pregnant. Now I know its not yours, but don't worry...It's a guy named Jehovah, he's got a big dick, I mean he's black, I mean...oh god."
User avatar #52 - loonquawl (09/07/2013) [-]
Not since I was like 15...
User avatar #13 - CallMeCrisco (09/06/2013) [-]
I never did this. If my period was late or absent I'd just be thankful I didn't have to deal with it for another month. And since I started having sex my period got super regular, so I haven't had any scares.

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