marine, punch, professor. Came across this when I was looking through /pol/ board on 4chan and figured I would share it here as I got a chuckle out of it.. JUST
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marine, punch, professor

Came across this when I was looking through /pol/ board on 4chan and figured I would share it here as I got a chuckle out of it.

JUST FILLING IN
A United States Marine was attending some college courses
between assignments He had completed missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan
the of the courses had is professor who was an wowed atheist
and ' member of the ACLU the day the professor shocked the
class when he came in He looked to the ceiling and flatly
stated. "God. if you are real, then 1 want you to knock me off
this platform " give you exactly 15 minutes -
The lecture room fell silent You could hear a pin drop Ten
minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am Ood
I' m still waiting‘
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine cot
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
him, knocking htm off the platform The professor was out
cold The Marine went back to his seat and sat there. silently
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there
looking on in silence
The professor eventually came to. noticeably shaken. looked at
the Marine and asked. "What the heck is the matter with you?
Why did you do that’?
The Marine calmly replied. Bod was too busy today protecting
America‘: soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
**** and act like an idiot So He sent me’
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User avatar #2 - roflbacon (09/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Atheist here but that guy is just a ******* douchebag. Much respect for Soldiers.
#3 to #2 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
on one hand the professor was being a bit of a douche but on the other he never mentioned over there the marines just like oh noes the god i think is protecting my fellow soldiers got insulted i should shout about it and assault my teacher in his name like a bad christian stereo type
User avatar #4 - continuo ONLINE (09/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
So god isn't omnipotent?
#1 - usernamecannotload (09/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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