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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - douevensax
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(09/06/2013) [-]
It's because we do.
User avatar #8 to #2 - metalmind
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Dude, you don't own anything, everything is financed by debt.
You are a debter nation to MEXIC?
Ya freedom?
You're #7 in freedom, and that freedom does not include a universal right of women to chose, real freedom of religion and in some places the right to kill people that give you shady looks, sleep with your ex, or stagger arround drunk in your yard, and in some places include the right to beat your wife.
Ya freedum indeed.
#42 to #8 - anon id: 011438bf
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it was a joke. do you know what a joke is? and people on this site call americans ignorant...
#14 to #8 - anon id: 9f5e962b
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Who made you the leader of what is freedom and what is not? That's all freedom. Not the kind we're looking for though.

The goal is not freedom, it is to live a comfortable safe lifestyle. That's why you are not free to kill anyone without consequences.

Only reason America says about freedom is maybe war and also because the US was one of the 1st nations that was not ruled by a king. The US was built to contrast with the monarchy which was common in other western nations(actually empires) in its birth date and early years.

Heck, that guy might not even be American. Actually he is not part of any nation unless they want that much shame.
User avatar #10 to #8 - stagger
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I prefer to be drunk in my own yard.
User avatar #27 to #10 - rieskimo
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Might you even stagger in your yard?
User avatar #28 to #27 - stagger
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On a good day.
User avatar #25 to #8 - Laddie
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TIL there is a country called "Mexic."
User avatar #13 to #2 - cowisbeast
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you own nothing more than mobility scooter and a subway membership card
#44 to #13 - anon id: 011438bf
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there are no "subway membership cards" if you want cheap food you gotta ride your ass over to mcdonalds
User avatar #39 to #2 - Loppytaffy
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You know, America, as an ex-collony, claiming to own any country in Europe or the British Commonwealth, is like a teenager moving out, then coming back home for a family gathering and claiming that they own the house.

It's adorable, really.
#81 to #2 - logicstrike
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hehe saw the funny side, did giggle
#58 to #2 - chainchomp
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User avatar #9 to #2 - douevensax
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Can't you guys take a joke?
User avatar #12 to #9 - slugnugget
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We can when they're funny.

User avatar #17 to #9 - vivapinatapro
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No, Funnyjunk cannot understand sarcasm. I have learned this, first-hand, many times.
User avatar #21 to #17 - douevensax
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Probably should've known that.
User avatar #11 to #9 - martbeast
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do you know where you are?
User avatar #82 to #9 - logicstrike
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you needed someway to show everyone you where being sarcastic
#22 to #9 - witislimited
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Perhaps you were too subtle in your sarcasm. I know I was too subtle when I said loudly "I respect Osama Bin Laden" when everyone said they believe EVERYONE was worthy of respect. The part that really made me cry was that no one moved from the side of agreement to side of disagreement even after I was told to leave for being potentially offensive.
#18 to #2 - redbeardfj
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While I respect you for saying that logging in, I must say you dun goofed.
While I respect you for saying that logging in, I must say you dun goofed.
User avatar #20 to #18 - douevensax
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I believe I did. I take what I deserve.
#6 to #2 - ljetibo
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Chavez says hi!
User avatar #7 to #6 - arandomanon
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From heaven?
User avatar #30 to #7 - threeeighteen
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Chavez doesn't die he simply gets reborn.
#35 to #6 - tasomo
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You mean this guy?
#4 - stopdropandtroll
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Where all the comments at?
#5 - festinas
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Das nose wobble
Das nose wobble
#15 - anon id: ffa35117
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Why is this getting thumbs? Let's think about this for two seconds here.

This joke, the 'america is fat', 'america is blah blah blah' is so overused that everyone and their mother has heard it said numerous times. It is surprising to me that this still appears, not just on Funnyjunk (as ironic as that name is in this context) but elsewhere too.

So after that, all these posts act to do is cause ********** from people who take the content far too seriously. To be honest, the only place this should be used is for intentionally starting **********, 4chan (whatever you might think of it aside) makes good use of it in this manner to spectacular effect. So I don't see why here, we promote it as well when clearly this is neither funny nor interesting, and of which the only purpose to it is to cause animosity.

inb4 downvotes because 'do you know where you are?', 'you go to 4chan', or 'shut up anon'.
#16 to #15 - anon id: 1b0626e6
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it's all the jealous non-amerifags
#32 to #15 - anon id: 3932ea22
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hue u mad

typical butthurt amerifag



User avatar #23 to #15 - anotherhaloguy
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It's a joke in a kids movie..... don't expect it to be hilarious mate
#19 to #15 - captainlhero **User deleted account**
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User avatar #31 to #19 - yuukoku
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I've never taken the jokes about the U.S. seriously because I know that WE'RE THE BEST AROUND! NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP US DOWN! WE'RE THE BEST AROUND! NOTHING'S GONNA EVER KEEP US DOOOOOWN!!! we're a laudable military power which makes us important by default. Also, our culture's alright. Not like I think that other cultures of the world aren't important. I mean, the only reason we have a culture is because every other culture in the world came here and contributed to the American culture. Sometimes, I think that other cultures are much better than ours, but every culture has its drawbacks and I prefer these rather than another set of drawbacks.
#45 to #19 - anon id: 06d12267
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Actually no, other countries really can't take it, unless funnyjunk is making fun of the french pretty much all countries are off limits. I remember joking around saying "Canada isn't very interesting" and got thumbed to ****. There is a clear double standard.
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#65 to #52 - anon id: 06d12267
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Just look at this **** right now, they can't even take having the issue being pointed out.
#54 to #52 - anon id: 06d12267
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Just as it's hard to recognize "HURR HURR MERICA FATTIES AND STUPID" as a joke as well. Yet those get 500+ thumbs.
User avatar #33 to #15 - herecomesjohnny
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it's a joke, no need to have anal leakage over it

-a french
User avatar #90 - yamiyo
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I think it's funnier because it's an American movie.
#88 - anon id: 68de0888
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(09/07/2013) [-]
Just looked at the comments.
Saw some butthurt Amerifats.
Saw some butthurt Eurofags.

If you're reading this, you, your people, your pets and your country ******* suck.
This planet is horrible and the people are bastards.
Drown me in the shade of red that is posterior pain.
#75 - helenwheels
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Its funny because it was an Australian.
Its funny because it was an Australian.
User avatar #46 - gayboard
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I don't get it.
#59 to #46 - Sunset
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#85 to #59 - magerogue
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did you just
User avatar #60 to #59 - gayboard
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No u
#61 to #60 - Sunset
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#64 to #61 - gayboard
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k
k
User avatar #26 - rubixium
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but he was Australian
#3 - anon id: 6d3f5e42
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but they were australian