ummm what. . Confession A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
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Confession
A woman takes a lover home during the
day while her husband is at work.
Her old son comes home
unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman' s husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not
realizing that the little hay is in there
already.
The little boy says, . Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: " have a baseball..‘
Man: ‘That' s nice'
Boy: ‘Want to buy it'?'
Man: Tlo, thanks.‘
Boy: 'My Dad' s outside.‘
Boy:
In the next few weeks, it happens again
that the boy and the lover are in the
closet together.
Boy: ‘Dark in here.‘
Boy: " have a baseball glove.‘
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, 'How much?‘
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,
Grab your glove, let' s go outside and
have a game of catch.‘
The boy says, " can' t, I sold my baseball
and my gloved
The Dad asks, ‘How much did you sell
them for'?"
Boy: 'tyt ,YMMV
The Bad says, 'That' s terrible to over
charge your friends like that... that is way
more than those two things cost. I' m
taking you to church, to confession.'
They go to the church and the Dad makes
the little boy sit in the confessional booth
and closes the door..
The boy says, ‘Dark in here."
The priest says, ‘Don' t start that ****
again; you' re in my closet now.‘
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Submitted: 09/05/2013
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User avatar #3 - Shiny (09/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If my kid told me he sold his baseball and glove for a thousand bucks, I'd give him his first beer.
User avatar #5 - xxbutthurtxx (09/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Heard this one like 4 years ago but with a football instead of a baseball (I'm European).
Still my favourite joke to tell, lol'd
#2 - naomemisora (09/06/2013) [-]
*******					 lol'd
******* lol'd
User avatar #1 - jsrf (09/05/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #6 - comexx (09/06/2013) [-]
Old, but gold.
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