i need 4meals a day. and a corner is fine. roughness: i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dent even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him a
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i need 4meals a day

and a corner is fine

roughness:
i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i
dent even know what id do with one
like what do you just kiss him and
then leave him alone in a corner how
often does it eat
...
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Submitted: 09/05/2013
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#110 - spidahridah (09/06/2013) [-]
..Is this funny?
..Is this funny?
#109 - memescomefromb (09/06/2013) [-]
I am a boyfriend trainer. I can tell you that you need to feed your boyfriend 3 times a day with 2 snacks. If your boyfriend is not potty trained, you can enroll them in an obedience course at pet smart. When punishing your boyfriend, generally use a squirt bottle, however sometimes you may pick him up by the scruff of the neck and give him a light swat. Finally, make sure you take your boyfriend out regularly. Let him sniff the other boyfriends, and play with other boyfriends.

If you follow these simple steps, everyone will be jealous of your happy, well behaved boyfriend
User avatar #108 - elcreepo (09/06/2013) [-]
They're pretty low maintenance. Give them an internet connection or a computer and feed a couple times a day, and offer sex once or twice a day. You don't even need to really speak to him or develop friendship because there are ones out there that don't care as long as they're provided with the aforementioned basic needs.
#107 - triggathepirate (09/06/2013) [-]
Wouldn't know what to do with one if you got it...
Wouldn't know what to do with one if you got it...
#100 - ohayougozaimasu (09/06/2013) [-]
**ohayougozaimasu rolled a random image posted in comment #3618940 at Friendly ** What I would want to eat everyday.
User avatar #112 to #100 - kippr (09/07/2013) [-]
The black and white one is actually black with white stripes.

You didn't need to know that.
#105 to #100 - coldbread (09/06/2013) [-]
mmmm socks.
User avatar #99 - zeroxnight (09/06/2013) [-]
dave chappelle's guide to keeping your man happy Dave Chappelle Making Your Man Happy- 4 Simple Things
#94 - kristovsky (09/06/2013) [-]
just 4 meals?
just 4 meals?
#89 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
If you're not pretty with a banging body, he'll leave you for someone who has something better to offer.
User avatar #101 to #89 - ilovehitler (09/06/2013) [-]
If he's not rich with a 9 inch cock, she'll leave you for someone who has something better to offer.

See, we can both make hasty generalizations that misrepresent a gender.
User avatar #86 - OoJesusoO (09/06/2013) [-]
To people who complain about wanting a boyfriend

She's 8 and thirsty. -Vine
#84 - peggscott (09/06/2013) [-]
Well as a guy I like food... I eat it most days...
#79 - redbeardfj (09/06/2013) [-]
Internet connection and maybe sex once a week, I'll live your closet as long as its beg enough to fit a pc.
User avatar #71 - mrfourtysevenman (09/06/2013) [-]
if you need 4 meals a day you cant fit in any corner
User avatar #102 to #71 - ilovehitler (09/06/2013) [-]
That actually really depends. A lot of athletes will eat a ******* of food, simply because they burn it all off pretty quickly.
I'm sure people who work things like construction would also eat a lot, due to them burning it off at their job.
User avatar #111 to #102 - mrfourtysevenman (09/07/2013) [-]
well.... yeah i forgot about that
User avatar #60 to #59 - kafudamapla (09/06/2013) [-]
Ah **** I read it as "what does it eat?" for some reason
User avatar #103 to #60 - zaiopeperse (09/06/2013) [-]
I did as well until I saw your comment
User avatar #55 - Kairyuka ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
Hotsaws do you remember when this was last posted? I do.
#54 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
I can't hold a relationship cause I keep comparing all the girls to my old gf. God dammit.
User avatar #50 - selma (09/06/2013) [-]
i want one too but i'm a general dick to everyone i like and i can't maintain a relationship because i get bored
#36 - sweetellie (09/06/2013) [-]
4mealsaday... Wasn't that a creepypasta or am I just delusional?
4mealsaday... Wasn't that a creepypasta or am I just delusional?
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User avatar #62 to #40 - evilskull (09/06/2013) [-]
After reading this I realized that I don't like people.
#63 to #62 - sweetellie (09/06/2013) [-]
want to hate people even more, my friend? creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Normal_Porn_for_Normal_People
want to hate people even more, my friend? creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Normal_Porn_for_Normal_People
User avatar #90 to #63 - iphoneguy (09/06/2013) [-]
I still don't really get this story
User avatar #106 to #90 - zaiopeperse (09/06/2013) [-]
Me neither
User avatar #104 to #90 - ilovehitler (09/06/2013) [-]
Okay, so basically there's a site called normalpornfornormal people.
A guy goes to check it out.
Most of the vids are just weird as **** .
Then there's a vid of a chick getting raped by a baboon or some **** .
After it gets more discovered, it kinda gets shunned away from conversation.
#25 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
Grammar... why you no have.
#23 - Darknesfall (09/06/2013) [-]
**Darknesfall rolled a random image posted in comment #3780546 at Friendly ** This is what I eat, and I only need affection every two weeks.
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