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Why You Should
Let Me Touch
Your Butt
A Presentation
Here is a list of reasons why you
should let me touch your butt
r It looks incredibly soft
r I would like to verify this
q For science
q Butt rubs historically lower stress
My hands are as soft as silk
Hands
What you could be missing
Maybe I give killer butt rubs
you won' t know unless you let me try
If you like it, we can do it more in the future
Less stress means you live longer
I' m essentially saving your life
This might be cute
But massages can cost a
lot of money
The Downsides
I think We made my point.
I will definitely make you cookies
r If you let me touch your butt, Flt make you
chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies‘
t can' t promise you won' t fall in laye with me after
eating them
I also will not roofy the cookies I promise
A line graph of what could happen if
I touch your butt
My Happiness Lebel
Your Happiness Level
Now let us review
Positives of letting me touch your butt
I You will enjoy it
r You could live longer
I I might be good at touching your butt
r You will get a plate of cookies
Negatives
Here is a kitten
The kitten would want you to let me touch your butt
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User avatar #1 - azelot (09/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
thought it was funny. until i saw your username
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