Landwhale. Hey funnyjunk, I've been here browsing as an Anon for about 2 years, and just recently I made this account because admin starred out curse words and  does Anyone ever use tags properly
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Landwhale

Hey funnyjunk, I've been here browsing as an Anon for about 2 years, and just recently I made this account because admin starred out curse words and I wanted to read then. And now I have been stripped of my right to vote. So now I figured I'd just become part of the community and post **** regularly.

its me- IE
sin Health class. last class of day
lesigh" Best class ofthe day with best teacher
deer
we have presentation today hem Rape Prevention Center
Landwhale feminists stand in frend of class
Ffriends and I are pissed
gees en
bigger ens is presenting. while the at her here
gets inte how wemen are oppressed er seme ****
MEN ARE PIGS"" THEY RAPE EVEYTHING THAT MOVES" "Blah blah blah''
friend raises his hand "What about the men who get raped?"
looks at him like fatty looking at a excercise machine"
Blah. Blah. wemen have it harder"
we start to get inte gender roles and stereotypes
Now what are seme werds that wemen get called that are demeaning? And dent held back if it is a bad word."
Whore" my friend says
glares angrily
Him serry_ but I want the wemen to answerbag questions relating to them. any otherwords?"
Bitch" He says with a smug smile
stares at him again
HI SAID FOR THE WOMEN TC) ANSWER SON" she slobbers at him. "Anything else?"
Noobody says anything fer a salid minute
Cunt" my friend says
gees inte Moby Dick mode and starts screaming at him
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN'' "MEN ARE PIGS"
and teacher guide hermit ofthe reem
teacher eames back
Well_ Never again"
MMFW my friend made a feminist rage
MMFW He didnt get in trouble
MMFW looking at him
Also feminist rage stories general?
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#5 - crazycommando (09/05/2013) [+] (40 replies)
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>be me 19, older than everyone in my class because i doubled a year
>make some new friends during school year
>cute blond looking girl with whom i become friends
>later on find out she is a feminist
>ohthisgoingtobefun.jpeg
>invite her a few friends over one weekend
>chillin, maxin, relaxin.
>each take turns to the dishes
>it's her turn
> You need to login to view this link
>call to her from the other side of the room
>Hey Cassy ?
>Yes, crazycommando ?
>troll mode activated : isn't it nice when you women work a bit ?
>HOLYSWEETBACKFLIPPIN' JESUS ON A SKATEBOARD WHAT HAVE I DONE
>"OMG YOU ******* ASSHOLE, YOU ARE SUCH A DUDE, WTF, YOU PRICK"
>throws sponge at me, then dishwasher stuff, then the soap
>goes on for about ten minutes, running through hows dodging flyiing ****
>tell her to calm down it was only a joke.

MFW i'm never making a feminist rage again or so help me god
#67 - kittehpants (09/05/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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Just wanna point out that the lightbulb thinks that it's internet explorer. Maybe that's why it never gets anything right.
"its me- IE"
Proceeds to be retarded.
#13 - bonlino (09/05/2013) [+] (11 replies)
>be me,16   
>eating my chocolate cause i like chocolate   
>my feminist friend sees me and asks for a piece   
>idontsharefood.joey   
>i say no   
>she says why   
>'not for your kind'   
>says im sexist   
>dont see how, my chocolate   
>pretty sure anyone else would agree   
>she's screaming at me   
>i flash the chocolate wrapper at her   
>she stops   
>apologizes and understands why i said no   
>she files a complaint to the company   
>MFW i was eating a yorkie
>be me,16
>eating my chocolate cause i like chocolate
>my feminist friend sees me and asks for a piece
>idontsharefood.joey
>i say no
>she says why
>'not for your kind'
>says im sexist
>dont see how, my chocolate
>pretty sure anyone else would agree
>she's screaming at me
>i flash the chocolate wrapper at her
>she stops
>apologizes and understands why i said no
>she files a complaint to the company
>MFW i was eating a yorkie
User avatar #17 - robertolee (09/05/2013) [+] (20 replies)
This pisses me off. My friend was actually raped after being passed out from drink, this girl actually ****** his cock up so bad he had to have surgery to correct it because he woke up covered in blood and with a torn cock. He also was told there would be no point in pressing charges because they wouldn't be able to prove it and no one would take him too seriously. **** feminism.
#16 - harbingerwolf (09/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I had a teacher like this in college. She asked us all to draw a policeMAN and bring it in the next day. She then picked up everyones examples and told everyone how they all stereotype jobs and people and how we were wrong to do so, saying that women are opressed into certain rolls.   
   
MFW I drew Robocop.
I had a teacher like this in college. She asked us all to draw a policeMAN and bring it in the next day. She then picked up everyones examples and told everyone how they all stereotype jobs and people and how we were wrong to do so, saying that women are opressed into certain rolls.

MFW I drew Robocop.
#82 - lazybrainz (09/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Be me, 9 years old.
>In a large shopping centre, big heavy doors on the exits
>Struggle to open one but do
> ***** ******* heavy.
>see a woman approaching, naturally being english i held the door for her
>'I do not need doors held for me'
>let go of door
>shattered nose
> people laughing
MFW
#2 - antzell (09/05/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Stupid Feminists
#44 - mikthacool (09/05/2013) [+] (26 replies)
man **** those bimoral is this even a word [spoiler] i can't native english [/spoiler] sluts
User avatar #47 to #44 - chenn (09/05/2013) [-]
Oh my god I hope the picture you posted was just some trolling idiot. I mean, nobody can be THAT mean and cold-hearted...right?...
#143 - ButtonFly ONLINE (09/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Be me, 18   
>Accidentally wander into a "Slut Walk"   
>Insane women are marching around wearing hardly any clothing with the word slut branded across various parts of their bodies.   
>Ignore them.   
>"Hey slut!"   
>Ignore   
>"You the slut with the long hair!"   
>Be me, have hair that's three feet long and pissed.   
>"Excuse me? What gives you any right to call me that?"   
>Half-naked slut walker approaches me, looking mildly upset.   
>"Oh no, they've brain washed you. You shouldn't be ashamed by the word 'slut.' that's our word, it's a friendly term us as females can call each other. It's not mean. Men only made it so with their constant misuse of the word. It's disgusting."   
>Slut-walker takes a step back and frowns.   
>"Look at how you're dressed. You shouldn't have to cover yourself up like that. You shouldn't be afraid of being raped by wearing what you want and feel comfortable in."   
>I'm feeling very offended right now.   
>"I am wearing what I want and feel comfortable in. I'm happy with my clothes and I'm not afraid of being raped."   
>This confuses the slut-walker.   
>"But you shouldn't have to cover yourself up."   
>"And I don't have to but I want "   
>"You shouldn't be ashamed of your body."   
>"I'm not. I like my body very much."   
>"So show it off!"   
>Slut-walker grabs my t-shirt and tries to pull it off me all the while screaming at me that I have to embrace my sluttiness because only then can I feel empowered as a woman.   
>Fight against her and scream for help.   
>Cops come.   
>MFW I got a slut-walker arrested for sexual assault.
>Be me, 18
>Accidentally wander into a "Slut Walk"
>Insane women are marching around wearing hardly any clothing with the word slut branded across various parts of their bodies.
>Ignore them.
>"Hey slut!"
>Ignore
>"You the slut with the long hair!"
>Be me, have hair that's three feet long and pissed.
>"Excuse me? What gives you any right to call me that?"
>Half-naked slut walker approaches me, looking mildly upset.
>"Oh no, they've brain washed you. You shouldn't be ashamed by the word 'slut.' that's our word, it's a friendly term us as females can call each other. It's not mean. Men only made it so with their constant misuse of the word. It's disgusting."
>Slut-walker takes a step back and frowns.
>"Look at how you're dressed. You shouldn't have to cover yourself up like that. You shouldn't be afraid of being raped by wearing what you want and feel comfortable in."
>I'm feeling very offended right now.
>"I am wearing what I want and feel comfortable in. I'm happy with my clothes and I'm not afraid of being raped."
>This confuses the slut-walker.
>"But you shouldn't have to cover yourself up."
>"And I don't have to but I want "
>"You shouldn't be ashamed of your body."
>"I'm not. I like my body very much."
>"So show it off!"
>Slut-walker grabs my t-shirt and tries to pull it off me all the while screaming at me that I have to embrace my sluttiness because only then can I feel empowered as a woman.
>Fight against her and scream for help.
>Cops come.
>MFW I got a slut-walker arrested for sexual assault.
#26 - faktura (09/05/2013) [-]
> She looks at him like fatty looking at a(n) exercise machine   
   
Goddamit
> She looks at him like fatty looking at a(n) exercise machine

Goddamit
#69 - yuukoku (09/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Of course he didn't get in trouble. She was basically giving a hate-speech to a class of highschoolers. Yea, she was yelling about men, but calling any group of people pigs and generalizing them as a bunch of rapists is just wrong. If anyone should be thrown out, it should be her. I don't even know why they would let somebody like that speak in a classroom.
Of course he didn't get in trouble. She was basically giving a hate-speech to a class of highschoolers. Yea, she was yelling about men, but calling any group of people pigs and generalizing them as a bunch of rapists is just wrong. If anyone should be thrown out, it should be her. I don't even know why they would let somebody like that speak in a classroom.
#122 - midgetyjoker (09/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
right, before i start this rant, i want to point out that i am actually a woman.   
   
yeah, in some cultures, women may be somewhat 'oppressed', and its all well and good to protest that; but imo, if you are advocating gender equality, it has to work both ways. For example, women get taken deadly serious if they report a rape- but in many cases, if a man were to report being raped, they would essentially be laughed at, or would be fearful about reporting it at all in case that were to happen. i think that that is incredibly unfair- it is just as traumatic for them to go through that as it is for women.   
   
Also, it is feminazi bitches like these that cry rape, that mean that some women who genuinely have been assaulted in such a manner are less likely to be taken seriously.   
   
TL;DR FFS Feminazis, men can be victims too, and it should be acknowledged fairly.
right, before i start this rant, i want to point out that i am actually a woman.

yeah, in some cultures, women may be somewhat 'oppressed', and its all well and good to protest that; but imo, if you are advocating gender equality, it has to work both ways. For example, women get taken deadly serious if they report a rape- but in many cases, if a man were to report being raped, they would essentially be laughed at, or would be fearful about reporting it at all in case that were to happen. i think that that is incredibly unfair- it is just as traumatic for them to go through that as it is for women.

Also, it is feminazi bitches like these that cry rape, that mean that some women who genuinely have been assaulted in such a manner are less likely to be taken seriously.

TL;DR FFS Feminazis, men can be victims too, and it should be acknowledged fairly.
User avatar #1 - konysugandanbitch (09/05/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I think feminism is ******** , we legally can't do **** to them or else we get in trouble, we do a lot of **** to make them happy, and people who get raped, well, they get raped. It's not our entire ******* genders fault that someone went into the wrong alley.
User avatar #10 to #1 - flingwing (09/05/2013) [-]
the only feminists that care about dumb trash are the radical feminists. feminism is important because think about how oppressed women are in third world countries, rape is used as a means of psychological warfare and many women in third world countries leterally have no choice but to marry whoever their father picks out, bare their many kids, cook and clean all day and never learn or see how amazing the world is. feminism isnt about women in america being able to breats feed in public, REAL feminism is creating equality all over the world because there is none. shut your whore mouth.
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User avatar #39 - darkangeloffire (09/05/2013) [-]
You know, this is all the work of RADICAL FEMINISTS. And there's a name we've already given them: Fem-Nazis. This isn't feminism, it's Fem-Nazism.
#80 - anonymous (09/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm sick of all these ******* anti-feminist posts on funnyjunk. Yes, bigoted and self-entitled women are annoying but they are in the huge minority compared to the number of women who are the victims of domestic violence, rape and the like in the western world, and oppression and subjugation in many more culturally backward countries. Women's rights activists do a lot of necessary good, stop with the women's rights hate.
#97 to #80 - calibratuner (09/05/2013) [-]
So instead of bitching anonymously why not go to saudi and preach womens rights?

Tell me how it goes
#72 - puremadmentalged (09/05/2013) [-]
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>My high school english teacher was a feminist lesbian
>Debate about feminism one day in class
>She tells everyone how it is in her eyes
>Blames men for it being harder for her to get a job
>Accuse her of being biased
>She asks why I would say such a thing
>Call her a stuttering Stanley (first time watching the Sixth Sense)
>Suspended from school for 3 days and had to see a counselor for like 2 months
>Kinda my own fault
>MFW
#149 - weenieandthebutt (09/06/2013) [-]
I recently lost a good friend just over a god damn personal opinion about radical feminism despite indicating that I support actual feminism with real civil rights issues in third-world nations where women actually need it. If you want true equality, go for egalitarianism instead of solely focusing on the problematic issues of one gender, demonizing the other whilst spurting, "hurr durrr recognise your male privilege, female oppression".
I recently lost a good friend just over a god damn personal opinion about radical feminism despite indicating that I support actual feminism with real civil rights issues in third-world nations where women actually need it. If you want true equality, go for egalitarianism instead of solely focusing on the problematic issues of one gender, demonizing the other whilst spurting, "hurr durrr recognise your male privilege, female oppression".
User avatar #36 - xdeathspawnx (09/05/2013) [-]
>claims to support equality of genders
>gets mad when a male answers her question, even though he was correct, and then specifically asks for a female to answer.

this is a clear example of sexual discrimination. If she was really interested in equality, (and not superiority) it wouldn't matter to her whether the student who answered the question was male, female, black, white, tall, short, etc.
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