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Landwhale. Hey funnyjunk, I've been here browsing as an Anon for about 2 years, and just recently I made this account because admin starred out curse words and

Hey funnyjunk, I've been here browsing as an Anon for about 2 years, and just recently I made this account because admin starred out curse words and I wanted to read then. And now I have been stripped of my right to vote. So now I figured I'd just become part of the community and post **** regularly.

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#5 - crazycommando
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(09/05/2013) [+] (40 replies)
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>be me 19, older than everyone in my class because i doubled a year
>make some new friends during school year
>cute blond looking girl with whom i become friends
>later on find out she is a feminist
>ohthisgoingtobefun.jpeg
>invite her a few friends over one weekend
>chillin, maxin, relaxin.
>each take turns to the dishes
>it's her turn
> You need to login to view this link
>call to her from the other side of the room
>Hey Cassy ?
>Yes, crazycommando ?
>troll mode activated : isn't it nice when you women work a bit ?
>HOLYSWEETBACKFLIPPIN' JESUS ON A SKATEBOARD WHAT HAVE I DONE
>"OMG YOU ******* ASSHOLE, YOU ARE SUCH A DUDE, WTF, YOU PRICK"
>throws sponge at me, then dishwasher stuff, then the soap
>goes on for about ten minutes, running through hows dodging flyiing ****
>tell her to calm down it was only a joke.

MFW i'm never making a feminist rage again or so help me god
#6 to #5 - theomegashade
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... dude? seriously? that doesn't seem entirely fair. I mean, she was doing just as much work as everyone else, and then you say that? wow. real mature
#18 to #6 - slumberdonkey
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Have you ever heard the phrase "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"? We teach it to children for a reason.
#73 to #18 - yuukoku
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Yeah. She could have laughed it off. Maybe thrown the sponge at him and called him a dick if she wanted to be a bit of a bitch about it, but they were just joking around. My friends make fun of my race and we just laugh it off. Maybe I say something about their race and then we go back to whatever.
Yeah. She could have laughed it off. Maybe thrown the sponge at him and called him a dick if she wanted to be a bit of a bitch about it, but they were just joking around. My friends make fun of my race and we just laugh it off. Maybe I say something about their race and then we go back to whatever.
User avatar #85 to #73 - mitchr
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Oh christ, that looks excruciatingly painful.
User avatar #91 to #18 - rhiaanor
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(09/05/2013) [-]
he still did it to be a dick, which isn't really okay
#148 to #91 - sunskrythewolfie
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Its ok to be a dick to your friends. Even the girls! Obviously you wouldn't know that since you have minimal friends
Its ok to be a dick to your friends. Even the girls! Obviously you wouldn't know that since you have minimal friends
User avatar #150 to #148 - rhiaanor
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yes okay, so what you're saying is, joking around and genuinely trying to piss a friend off is the same thing. Yeah, go **** yourself.
User avatar #151 to #150 - sunskrythewolfie
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Thats exactly what im saying.
User avatar #152 to #151 - rhiaanor
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Well then I will have to deem you stupid
User avatar #153 to #152 - sunskrythewolfie
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Fine by me
User avatar #154 to #153 - rhiaanor
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Glad that is settled. Good day to you sir.
User avatar #105 to #91 - crazycommando
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well...to be honest, i was being a friendly dick, i knew it would piss her off, but it was nly joke ;)
#197 to #91 - slumberdonkey
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You can't be serious.
User avatar #84 to #6 - toosexyforyou
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Absolutely disgusting!

Just so we're clear, I'm saying that you, theomegashade, are disgusting, not crazycommando.
User avatar #187 to #6 - shadownigga
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Found the feminist
#228 to #6 - theomegashade
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psst. hey gais. guess what. i'm not saying that i like feminists, i'm just saying, if you purposely taunt someone, knowing how they would react and all that, well, don't be surprised when they do react badly, and then purposely make fun of them, because you were a cunt, duck you. just duck you
Also, quick question, which would rather have sex with a feminist or a normal woman? cause i know which i would choose
p.s. choose the normal woman, she probably wouldn't get pissed off about the fact that your dick is more priviliged than she is. you know what it's like, bitches be crazy n' all dat
#199 to #6 - watanigga **User deleted account**
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Found the feminist, guys.
#200 to #199 - watanigga **User deleted account**
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****, didn't even look down

V
User avatar #157 to #5 - vanoreo
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dude

you're the asshole in that situation
User avatar #167 to #157 - crazycommando
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you must really be a sour puss when jokes are made...am i wrong ?
User avatar #168 to #167 - vanoreo
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>troll mode activated

Trolling isn't funny

it is the most childish form of all humour
User avatar #171 to #168 - crazycommando
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yeah...i'm just taaking a hunch that you must have **** humor, really, she was a friend she figured i was joking, what you thing i would just walk up to a random feminist and blurt some stupid ****** thing like that ?

holy **** man grow a sense a humor will you ?
User avatar #172 to #171 - vanoreo
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Women in the kitchen joke is to black guy steals bike joke

they're ******* easy as hell

literally anyone can come up with one instantly
User avatar #174 to #172 - crazycommando
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yes, yes they are easy hell, good for you on figuring that out
#198 to #172 - watanigga **User deleted account**
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And this is why people like you need to stay anon.
User avatar #201 to #198 - vanoreo
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Then people would say "LOG IN LIEK A MAN LEL"

I'd lose either way

and like I give a ****
#202 to #201 - watanigga **User deleted account**
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That's an easy fix, stop giving a ****.
User avatar #203 to #202 - vanoreo
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k
User avatar #195 to #168 - thegrimpoe
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actually if you think about trolling, its probally a higher form of humor, its easy to make memes or sarcastic remarks but you have to plan it out. plus if comedians on pandora troll in their cds not shows CDs that means its their best work
#176 to #5 - anon id: cba3a5a1
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#214 to #5 - almightyjew
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running through the hows
User avatar #220 to #214 - crazycommando
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it ws late when i wrote that, i still have no clue as to how i managed to write "hows" instead of "house"
#181 to #5 - neoexdeath
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Yea gods, I've not seen a ********* like that since the last election
User avatar #90 to #5 - zorororonoa
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See, no matter how upset you get at someone, they took it too far to throw someone elses goddamn stuff at someone. Break your own ****, or don't throw anything at all and be a ******* adult.
#112 to #90 - buffermcmufflin
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Some people are just that ignorant. It really grinds my gears!


Space Walrus!
User avatar #120 to #5 - fuzzysixx
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Damn you and your spam links I kno is aktuly joke
User avatar #8 to #5 - cutiepyro
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(09/05/2013) [-]
put your dick in it
User avatar #129 to #8 - AnomynousUser
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(09/06/2013) [-]
Never stick your dick in crazy.
#163 to #129 - linktheherooftime
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(09/06/2013) [-]
It all depends on the hot to crazy ratio.
#136 to #129 - fakers
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Crazy can be great to put your dick in. Just use a fake name, and do net let them know where you live.
#67 - kittehpants [OP]
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(09/05/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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Just wanna point out that the lightbulb thinks that it's internet explorer. Maybe that's why it never gets anything right.
"its me- IE"
Proceeds to be retarded.
#93 to #67 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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I always pretend its this duck that reads the lightbulb
User avatar #99 to #93 - spasticpuppet
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(09/05/2013) [-]
"this duck"?

Goby pls
User avatar #121 to #99 - redscorp
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(09/06/2013) [-]
gooby pls*


spestkpoput pls
User avatar #193 to #93 - Dwarf
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accually is devvun
#96 to #93 - anon id: 66ac6b73
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>this duck
sweet jesus go away.
#183 to #67 - mrbuttsmacker
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What's the "lightbulb"?
I know what it is, but... you know
What is it?
User avatar #210 to #183 - zorororonoa
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It tries to extract the text in the content. I have no idea why we needed it, but it gives laughs
#189 to #183 - procowboy
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Just under the description, literally a light bulb. c:
#145 to #67 - luxray
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#107 to #67 - Enternal
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Omg yes   
take my thumb
Omg yes
take my thumb
#94 to #67 - unbelievable
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I read that in Mario's voice, and lost it!
#13 - bonlino
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>be me,16   
>eating my chocolate cause i like chocolate   
>my feminist friend sees me and asks for a piece   
>idontsharefood.joey   
>i say no   
>she says why   
>'not for your kind'   
>says im sexist   
>dont see how, my chocolate   
>pretty sure anyone else would agree   
>she's screaming at me   
>i flash the chocolate wrapper at her   
>she stops   
>apologizes and understands why i said no   
>she files a complaint to the company   
>MFW i was eating a yorkie
>be me,16
>eating my chocolate cause i like chocolate
>my feminist friend sees me and asks for a piece
>idontsharefood.joey
>i say no
>she says why
>'not for your kind'
>says im sexist
>dont see how, my chocolate
>pretty sure anyone else would agree
>she's screaming at me
>i flash the chocolate wrapper at her
>she stops
>apologizes and understands why i said no
>she files a complaint to the company
>MFW i was eating a yorkie
#116 to #13 - catsaremyreligion
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So this whole complication could have been avoided if you just shared a tiny piece of food?
User avatar #164 to #13 - ADepressedHobo
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Knowing the Joey reference made it so much funnier
User avatar #20 to #13 - lyder
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Um, I'm not sure if this is the right explanation for the joke, but is it because Yorkie commercials often portray women?
User avatar #23 to #20 - ciarancrashy
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Yorkie "was" a chocolate bar marketed and aimed exclusively at men. They even had a not for girls logo on the wrapper. This didn't mean that women couldn't buy or eat them, but rather that they weren't intentionally the target market. Then, some feminist complained that it was sexist that its was only marketed towards men and that is was a sign that men were oppressing women blah blah blah. She took the case to court and won. The company lost the rights to portray Yorkie as a male only bar. I can see how it can be perceived as sexist but what makes me angry about this is all of the products that exist that marked towards women and no one says anything, yet when a chocolate bar is aimed at men, women complain.
User avatar #27 to #23 - bonlino
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i always saw it as a joke. i guess nobody complains about stuff aimed at women because men dont want what was sold exclusively to women, so they didnt complain. women are fatties and love chocolate (that was a joke girls, seriously) so they complain about a chocolate aimed for women. though, we men should complain about galaxies.
User avatar #29 to #27 - ciarancrashy
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Exactly, it was taken by most men as a joke. I don't even see galaxy chocolate as being feminine at all. Yeah it's marketed towards women and I don't see anything wrong with that. That's why it bothers me when in the reverse situation, someone had to find a fault.
#70 to #29 - meinneger
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it's still marketed as just for men in the UK
User avatar #22 to #20 - bonlino
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the joke is what used to be the slogan 'not for girls' but some feminists took offence and took the joke down.
User avatar #24 to #22 - lyder
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Oh alright, it makes sense now. I just don't eat chocolate that often so I didn't know. Thanks!
User avatar #14 to #13 - DisgruntledTomato
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>be me, chocolate
>getting eating out by someone
>bitch wants in
>denied.jpg
>eater says no
>bitch inquires why she has been shut down
>'not for your kind'
>calls him sexist
>he is my owner
>I ******* agree
>bitch yelllin
>throws my condom at her
>bitch covered in mah juice
>files a complaint to my management
>i was a yorkie, not for prissy hoes.
#15 to #14 - bonlino
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you made my story all the better. im laughing at what you made of my personal experience
you made my story all the better. im laughing at what you made of my personal experience
User avatar #17 - robertolee
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This pisses me off. My friend was actually raped after being passed out from drink, this girl actually ****** his cock up so bad he had to have surgery to correct it because he woke up covered in blood and with a torn cock. He also was told there would be no point in pressing charges because they wouldn't be able to prove it and no one would take him too seriously. **** feminism.
User avatar #62 to #17 - totsandtaters
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Pics or it didn't- wait nevermind
#74 to #17 - anon id: 0d0407fb
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you just need to get a good lawer, i mean if oj and zimmerman and kc antoney got of, he could easly win
User avatar #135 to #17 - RisenLichen
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Holy **** what the ****? How big was she that the chick tore his dick up?
User avatar #216 to #135 - robertolee
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She was actually a slim girl and quite good looking too, but when you're drunk with basically only a semi and she's dry as the Atacama desert it creates a terrible situation.
User avatar #166 to #17 - HypomanDan
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Off topic, why are so many people all of a sudden leaving out words that might be deemed 'offensive', I tried reading your post and just got really confused through lack of words
User avatar #219 to #166 - HypomanDan
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When I Originally saw your post, it read 'the girl actually his up so bad'. I don't know what was going on but for whatever reason I couldn't see some of the words
User avatar #215 to #166 - robertolee
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I have no idea what you mean.
User avatar #218 to #17 - robertolee
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I can't tell if these thumbs are for sympathy for my friend or if people find this hilarious.
User avatar #37 to #17 - xdeathspawnx
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wow reading that made my cringe. It sucks for your friend, I hope his dick is in better shape now.
User avatar #46 to #17 - mistafishy
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I just now realized how dangerous it is to have someone else controlling your dick...

It's like the joystick on a 747- never pull too hard...
User avatar #71 to #46 - swagasauruss
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A friend of mine had to go to the hospital a couple months ago because his wife sat on his stuff wrong and BROKE it! Audible snap and all.
#77 to #71 - mistafishy
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User avatar #21 to #17 - srskate
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Men being "unable to be raped" isn't the fault of feminism. Its the fault of stereotypes we've had for a long while now.
I ain't saying its right, but point your rage in the right direction.
User avatar #33 to #21 - jarelk
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To be fair, extremist feminism is one of the reasons (or the main reason) that the "men can't be raped" stereotype stays in place, but I think they have been in place long before feminism came to be, so you are sort of right. Weird that you get down thumbed.
User avatar #34 to #33 - srskate
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It's really no surprise that I've been thumbed down.

Where I disagree with you is that I don't really believe that extremist feminists have much power. I'd wager that they're far too small and stupid a group to do much.
User avatar #35 to #34 - jarelk
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It's often the loudest group that has the most influence, and this small group is unfortunately very loud.
User avatar #86 to #21 - toosexyforyou
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I just want you to know that I'm going to point my rage at feminism and you can blow me.
User avatar #132 to #86 - srskate
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Well then I'm going to blame the school systems for the rise of violent video games.
#59 to #17 - gameshredder
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Give your friend my sympathy.

And a bouquet or roses.
User avatar #217 to #59 - robertolee
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He had his cock in some sort of caste to prevent him from getting a hard on so I brought him porn mags, the nurses weren't happy.
#16 - harbingerwolf
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I had a teacher like this in college. She asked us all to draw a policeMAN and bring it in the next day. She then picked up everyones examples and told everyone how they all stereotype jobs and people and how we were wrong to do so, saying that women are opressed into certain rolls.   
   
MFW I drew Robocop.
I had a teacher like this in college. She asked us all to draw a policeMAN and bring it in the next day. She then picked up everyones examples and told everyone how they all stereotype jobs and people and how we were wrong to do so, saying that women are opressed into certain rolls.

MFW I drew Robocop.
User avatar #204 to #16 - paulvomvaswatwat
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That story made me laugh so hard i started coughing and i caughed so loud my dad came in the room to make sure i wasn't dying

I can't thumb, but i think you should have this very odd smiley face with le lenny eyes
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User avatar #205 to #204 - paulvomvaswatwat
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no no, not that one
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this one
User avatar #206 to #205 - paulvomvaswatwat
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**** it, never mind
User avatar #53 to #16 - ningyoaijin
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What kind of schlubby college did you go to?
User avatar #109 to #53 - srapture
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The kind of college with it's an elementary school, by the sound of it.
#82 - lazybrainz
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>Be me, 9 years old.
>In a large shopping centre, big heavy doors on the exits
>Struggle to open one but do
>***** ******* heavy.
>see a woman approaching, naturally being english i held the door for her
>'I do not need doors held for me'
>let go of door
>shattered nose
> people laughing
MFW
#155 to #82 - aproudpatriot
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Who the hell would be that rude to a 9 year old? I mean, I understand that she was a feminazi, but who would be rude to a kid? Children don't hold of a concept of sexism beyond cooties. I'm sorry, but what the actual ****?
User avatar #179 to #155 - samjamfan
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mincrift
#2 - antzell
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Stupid Feminists
User avatar #4 to #2 - arkytior
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This reminds me of my classmate. The other way around. She loves to get into fights and more than once she came to school with a bruise or a cut and then she showed me and we were like "******* brutal".

inb4 we're not feminists
User avatar #11 to #2 - flingwing
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no, not stupid feminists, stupid RADICAL feminists. feminism is important because women in third world countries all over the world are never allowed to be educated and never given the same opportunities as the men
User avatar #19 to #11 - slumberdonkey
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Good point, also, in countries like Egypt, 97% of women are circumcised without permission. That is rubbish.
#28 to #19 - somekindofname
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Eh, I wouldn't take that seriously though, 83% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
#64 to #19 - jazzytheferret
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I wasn't asked for permission when circumcised... Sad days.
User avatar #110 to #64 - uzbekistan
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Oh don't worry. It doesn't matter because you are a male.
#92 to #19 - zorororonoa
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How does a woman get circumcised? What do they cut off?
User avatar #158 to #92 - incognitoad
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It's not usually called circumcision when it comes to females, it's usually called "Female Genital Mutilation". It's pretty horrible ****. They pretty much just hack bits away, usually starting with the clit, but I believe (I'm not sure where I read this) sometimes they just sow up the vagina. SO over all not that pleasant.
#186 to #158 - zorororonoa
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Oh god, that is terrible.
User avatar #124 to #11 - trollchildxy
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Thank you. Thank you for mentioning how feminism is still important in the world primarily for OTHER countries, not just america.
User avatar #125 to #124 - flingwing
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if someones bran of feminism isnt world inclusive, they disgust me. honestly the whole point of real feminism is about the ladies in third world countries. mainly the middle east and africa.
User avatar #127 to #125 - trollchildxy
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Yeah, similar to the turn of the 20th century when women in america rarely ever were educated beyond middle-school, never got jobs, and weren't even allowed to vote. Let's not mention the bits where certain laws allowed a man to beat his woman on Sundays with a stick so long at it was no thicker than his thumb.

America has come far, and if we would stop beating the same dead horses over and over, but instead try and spread our current liberties to those less fortunate while striving towards further increasing widespread education for our populace, things would get even better.

Anyone hear about the Oregon statute that Has a goal to by 2020 (I think thats the year they set) make 20% of our state's population have at least a highschool diploma, 40% with Associate Degrees, and 40% with Bachelors and Higher. A goal for a perfect 0% of no-degree holders? Thats a good goal, because if we come EVEN CLOSE to that 0% goal, we have done amazing.
#44 - mikthacool
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man **** those bimoral is this even a word [spoiler] i can't native english [/spoiler] sluts
#108 to #44 - pbeldin
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also
also
User avatar #126 to #44 - firstresponder
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oh my god what the ****. who would ever deserve that?
#81 to #44 - certifiedidiot
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Papa Roach - Getting Away With Murder

In all honesty, if I was that guy, I think I'd be just about ready to mother ******* snap.
#102 to #44 - killerblue
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Must not get angry
Must not get angry
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#106 to #44 - pbeldin
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mfw
mfw
#68 to #44 - tyroneisanigger
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MFW reading that.
That really pisses me off. The divorce system is way to hard on the man, and easy on the woman. I feel like punching something just by reading that.
AND THE BITCH HAS THE ******* NERVE TO ASK FOR MORE MONEY!
User avatar #119 to #68 - brigettasandra
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It sucks more when the wife gets the kids in the divorce, gets child support and alimony, and then doesn't spend anything on the kids. Happened to my friend. He had to support his baby brother at the age of 15 because his mom spent her aid on drugs,
User avatar #78 to #68 - certifiedidiot
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That's cause it's an old law, which of course, have never been fecking updated, it was made for old days where women just stayed at home and was expected to do so upon divorce and etc while the man continues as a free roaming ATM.
User avatar #47 to #44 - chenn
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Oh my god I hope the picture you posted was just some trolling idiot. I mean, nobody can be THAT mean and cold-hearted...right?...
#52 to #47 - mikthacool
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nope, some women and also men are mad cold..
User avatar #89 to #52 - toosexyforyou
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Maybe the Bible and laws are wrong, it's okay to kill people sometimes.
#194 to #89 - jakeattack
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Most of it in the bible says some killing is okay as long as its for certain reasons, alot of stuff like no divorce, bitches beta know etc
User avatar #226 to #194 - chenn
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Well the Bible also says it's completely normal to rape a virgin when you pay her father and keep her, so I wouldn't rely on this particular book. But I agree that some problems can't be solved just by paying or sitting in prison.
#50 to #47 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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I think I have some bad news for you...
I think I have some bad news for you...
#123 to #50 - strilliade
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Thats goddamn adorable
#83 to #50 - ediblepandas
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what is that gif from?
User avatar #118 to #83 - jvizzlez
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I don't know specifics, but it's Jack Frost from デジタル・デビル物語 女神転生
#159 to #118 - ediblepandas
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...I can't read Japanese, would you mind writing that in romaji
User avatar #229 to #159 - jvizzlez
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Megami Tensei.
megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Megami_Tensei_Wiki

(I don't actually know anything about the show/games/etc., but I knew the character and series due to my constant otaku exposure)
#230 to #229 - ediblepandas
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thank you, sir or madam
thank you, sir or madam
User avatar #231 to #230 - jvizzlez
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np breh
User avatar #113 to #47 - mitchellking
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I dont think its a troll, i think its a bitch who thinks she deserves everything.
#133 to #47 - anon id: fb177115
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my aunt cheated on my uncle with some young douche, my cousins were 12 and 10 when it happened. My aunt just bought off the daughter and abandoned her son. The son and daughter are now split apart, they never see each other. The son knows the truth that my aunt cheated, but the daughter was too young to know, so she is brainwashed by my aunt to believe my uncle is an ass, when really he is the nicest guy I know. I feel bad for all of them but i want my aunt to rot in hell cause she killed their dog, forced my uncle to sell the house and she divided the siblings. That right there sir is a cold hearted bitch
User avatar #227 to #133 - chenn
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Bitches like these make me ashamed of being a woman. This is just...it seems like they can't get enough even if they sink you to the very bottom. *shudders*
User avatar #128 to #47 - ponchosdm
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bitches be crazy
#143 - ButtonFly
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>Be me, 18   
>Accidentally wander into a "Slut Walk"   
>Insane women are marching around wearing hardly any clothing with the word slut branded across various parts of their bodies.   
>Ignore them.   
>"Hey slut!"   
>Ignore   
>"You the slut with the long hair!"   
>Be me, have hair that's three feet long and pissed.   
>"Excuse me? What gives you any right to call me that?"   
>Half-naked slut walker approaches me, looking mildly upset.   
>"Oh no, they've brain washed you. You shouldn't be ashamed by the word 'slut.' that's our word, it's a friendly term us as females can call each other. It's not mean. Men only made it so with their constant misuse of the word. It's disgusting."   
>Slut-walker takes a step back and frowns.   
>"Look at how you're dressed. You shouldn't have to cover yourself up like that. You shouldn't be afraid of being raped by wearing what you want and feel comfortable in."   
>I'm feeling very offended right now.   
>"I am wearing what I want and feel comfortable in. I'm happy with my clothes and I'm not afraid of being raped."   
>This confuses the slut-walker.   
>"But you shouldn't have to cover yourself up."   
>"And I don't have to but I want "   
>"You shouldn't be ashamed of your body."   
>"I'm not. I like my body very much."   
>"So show it off!"   
>Slut-walker grabs my t-shirt and tries to pull it off me all the while screaming at me that I have to embrace my sluttiness because only then can I feel empowered as a woman.   
>Fight against her and scream for help.   
>Cops come.   
>MFW I got a slut-walker arrested for sexual assault.
>Be me, 18
>Accidentally wander into a "Slut Walk"
>Insane women are marching around wearing hardly any clothing with the word slut branded across various parts of their bodies.
>Ignore them.
>"Hey slut!"
>Ignore
>"You the slut with the long hair!"
>Be me, have hair that's three feet long and pissed.
>"Excuse me? What gives you any right to call me that?"
>Half-naked slut walker approaches me, looking mildly upset.
>"Oh no, they've brain washed you. You shouldn't be ashamed by the word 'slut.' that's our word, it's a friendly term us as females can call each other. It's not mean. Men only made it so with their constant misuse of the word. It's disgusting."
>Slut-walker takes a step back and frowns.
>"Look at how you're dressed. You shouldn't have to cover yourself up like that. You shouldn't be afraid of being raped by wearing what you want and feel comfortable in."
>I'm feeling very offended right now.
>"I am wearing what I want and feel comfortable in. I'm happy with my clothes and I'm not afraid of being raped."
>This confuses the slut-walker.
>"But you shouldn't have to cover yourself up."
>"And I don't have to but I want "
>"You shouldn't be ashamed of your body."
>"I'm not. I like my body very much."
>"So show it off!"
>Slut-walker grabs my t-shirt and tries to pull it off me all the while screaming at me that I have to embrace my sluttiness because only then can I feel empowered as a woman.
>Fight against her and scream for help.
>Cops come.
>MFW I got a slut-walker arrested for sexual assault.
User avatar #191 to #143 - hiawatup
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she tried to rape you!
User avatar #209 to #191 - ButtonFly
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I felt so scared and oppressed and victimized.
I don't think I'll ever be the same.
User avatar #234 to #209 - hiawatup
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no you wont you'll never be the same,
she hurt you emotionally and thats worse than phsically
#170 to #143 - thesinful
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< mfw "embrace your sluttiness"
User avatar #211 to #143 - zorororonoa
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what a slut
#26 - faktura
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&gt; She looks at him like fatty looking at a(n) exercise machine   
   
Goddamit
> She looks at him like fatty looking at a(n) exercise machine

Goddamit