"...but she's still a bitch". . I NEVER SAID SHE STOLE MY MONEY" This bentense has 7 different meanings depending en the ward.. I never said she stole my money - Someone else said it. I never said she stole my money - Not even once. I never said she stole my money - I communicated it in
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"...but she's still a bitch"

I NEVER SAID SHE STOLE MY MONEY"
This bentense has 7 different meanings depending en the ward.
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User avatar #3 - xbfmvxreaperx (09/05/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I never said she stole my money - Someone else said it.
I never said she stole my money - Not even once.
I never said she stole my money - I communicated it in a non-verbal manner.
I never said she stole my money - Someone else stole the money.
I never said she stole my money - She did something else with it.
I never said she stole my money - She stole someone elses money.
I never said she stole my money - She stole something else of mine.
#10 - anonymous (09/05/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence
#13 to #10 - vladhellsing (09/05/2013) [-]
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.   
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
I thought this was so cool, until I realized this will work with pretty much any other sentence.
#2 - BossTamsy (09/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
We're proud of you, lightbulb.
User avatar #105 - manicekman (09/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What if every word is stressed.
#112 to #105 - Freelon (09/05/2013) [-]
Then they need to relax
User avatar #79 - goodnewseveryone (09/05/2013) [+] (16 replies)
So does every ******* sentence you moron
User avatar #80 to #79 - kingxddd (09/05/2013) [-]
Never said it was the only one, ******* .
User avatar #65 - appleboom (09/05/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Guide for those who don't get it:

Emphasis on I - someone else said it
Emphasis on never - implies no one said it
Emphasis on said - told you without words
Emphasis on she - someone else stole it
Emphasis on stole - she most likely obtained it legally/based on a mutual agreement
Emphasis on my - she stole someone else's money
Emphasis on money - She stole something other than money
#6 - anonymous (09/05/2013) [-]
Poor words, don't stress them.
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#22 - sourbewwy has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #26 to #22 - mrwillje (09/05/2013) [-]
wtf does anyone care, I dont go in imigur, so im thankful to this guy for bringing it here.
#152 - originalrider (09/06/2013) [-]
Mfw when i said the sentence again each time to stress each word
Mfw when i said the sentence again each time to stress each word
User avatar #63 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
DOES he look like a bitch
Does HE look like a bitch
Does he LOOK like a bitch






Then why you tryna **** him like a bitch Brett
#57 - lilbigjoker (09/05/2013) [-]
This works with like every ******* sentence.
except this one
#174 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (09/06/2013) [-]
mfw I read this 7 times over
User avatar #71 - TheGreenPumpkin (09/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
am i the only one who sat here like an idiot and read the sentance out loud seven times?
User avatar #53 - buttinspecter (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...but she's still a bitch. - Said something positive about her at first.
...but she's still a bitch. - Said something positive about someone else first (Comparing two people).
...but she's still a bitch. - As if she was a bitch before.
...but she's still a bitch. - Someone else said that she's like a bitch.
...but she's still a bitch. - Instead of something else.
#170 - trepidhickory (09/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I never said he stuck it in my ass
User avatar #165 - nyxeos (09/06/2013) [-]
As an English/Creative Writing student, this post basically explains my life.
User avatar #123 - psydoc (09/05/2013) [-]
This is basically an insight into the way liars think.
User avatar #158 - dontdeletemyuser (09/06/2013) [-]
i like these kinds of posts. make me sit here and fumble with words. good job op
User avatar #145 - microfan **User deleted account** (09/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I feel like a bloody retard and I probably am but can someone explain this **** to me?
User avatar #162 to #145 - nyxeos (09/06/2013) [-]
Okay. If you stress the first word, "I," then that suggests somebody else stole your money. If you stress "never," it just adds emphasis to the sentence. If you stress "said," it suggests that you didn't say it, but maybe you wrote it, texted it, etc. If you stress "she," it suggests you implicated someone else in the theft. If you stress "stole," it suggests you didn't say stole, but maybe borrowed or some other synonym. If you stress "my," it suggests someone else's money was stolen. And if you stress "money," it suggests it was not money that was stolen, but something else.
User avatar #45 - teff ONLINE (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I got:
I never said SHE stole my money - money was stolen, not by her but someone else
I never said she STOLE my money - She got em somehow but wasn't stolen
I NEVER said she stole my money - She stole em, but he never verbally accused her
I never said she stole MY money - She stole someones cash
I never said she stole my MONEY - she didn't steal money but something else
>I< never said she stole my money - someone else stated that she did
I never SAID she stole my money - He didn't state it, but he insinuated it..

This is what I got
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